Pics of parking douche baggery

[elfenix 34240]

If he'd have parked with his bumper on the sign someone bigger than a Yaris could have parked in front

[HenryJames 66052]

I guess he was just so excited that HEB was open.

[Js1 85337]

On 5/6/2019 at 10:35 PM, elfenix said:

If he'd have parked with his bumper on the sign someone bigger than a Yaris could have parked in front

Fucking hate parking downtown Houston for this very reason. 

[RPM 26321]

Do they not paint parking spaces in Houston?

[demos 3003]

[elfenix 34240]

Do they not paint parking spaces in Houston?

Not for parallel

[Sam Lin 3559]

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/05/14/us/woman-beaten-death-bird-scooter/index.html

[elfenix 34240]

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/seattle-man-builds-fence-around-illegally-parked-car-share-vehicle-on-property-demands-payment

[deadshank 24653]

On 5/19/2019 at 10:08 PM, elfenix said:

On 5/13/2019 at 3:43 PM, RPM said:

Do they not paint parking spaces in Houston?

Not for parallel

Painting for parallel would, in fact, be a gross mismanagement of city funds. Houston has enough of that already. 

[Buzzrock 14920]

Thanks a lot fuckhead. There were plenty of other places to park your soccer mom grocery getter.

[SquishMitten 10408]

^^ Shitty parking spaces doesn’t help that. Even if she were inside the line, you still wouldn’t be able to open the door

[Buzzrock 14920]

She (I assume) wedged her land yacht in between me and a column, when there were plenty of other and bigger places to park. Just shitty.

[Beau Vine 54230]

37 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

^^ Shitty parking spaces doesn’t help that. Even if she were inside the line, you still wouldn’t be able to open the door

You can't even see the line on the left side of the vehicle, and she's on the line on the right side, and you're defending that?

[Big D 249]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Thanks a lot fuckhead. There were plenty of other places to park your soccer mom grocery getter.

That’s when you jerk it on the dirt handle

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

11 minutes ago, Big D said:

That's an ugly ass vehicle to go with the parking job.

[luke duke 6413]

Thanks a lot fuckhead. There were plenty of other places to park your soccer mom grocery getter.

Why does the Suburban still have air in the tires?

[Buzzrock 14920]

I just noticed: honorable mention to the Jeep in front of me.

[HenryJames 66052]

In her defense, you drive an Audi.

[SquishMitten 10408]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You can't even see the line on the left side of the vehicle, and she's on the line on the right side, and you're defending that?

That's fair. I was only pointing out that they could've been a few inches to the left, equally as far from the line as Buzz, and he still wouldn't be able to open his door. I'm just assuming Buzz was perfectly centered in his spot. 

[Armybrat 40844]

Of course he was, he’s a true Surly asshole, and Surly assholes do not do assholey shit like that.

Suburban soccer mom is a goddamned thoughtless bitch.

[Buzzrock 14920]

37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

In her defense, you drive an Audi.

[Buzzrock 14920]

21 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's fair. I was only pointing out that they could've been a few inches to the left, equally as far from the line as Buzz, and he still wouldn't be able to open his door. I'm just assuming Buzz was perfectly centered in his spot. 

I'm pretty sure I could have gotten my door open if she was as far away as I was, but yeah it was a tight parking deck. Makes it even worse that she shoehorned it in there (in a half empty deck).

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

3 hours ago, Big D said:

I’m gonna have to rule in favor of the driver here. Anytime you have such a heavily upgraded Aztec, you’ve earned the right to park however the fuck you want.  

[Steamboat1874 4063]

21 hours ago, Big D said:

How the fuck is that a fire lane?

[Reagan1k 3024]

You have to mark the ingress for emergency vehicles in some areas - local code....markings show that this is the access path for fire trucks to a building.  

[SurlyBDR 22791]

In a parking lot with about 10 spaces... wouldn't want that fresh paint job ruined! 

[tbone_ 14123]

[elfenix 34240]

assigned parking?  i'm assuming dude (or his office, whatever) bought both, specifically to do that. 

[SilasCoade 2622]

Where is that? I might know that guy.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

assigned parking?  i'm assuming dude (or his office, whatever) bought both, specifically to do that. 

[elfenix 34240]

Lady in the wagon couldn't figure out how to put her car back in gear after getting pushed out of the car wash. Sat there for a couple minutes.

[HenryJames 66052]

[Hornsareus 9]

Not sure what is worse, the shitty parking job or the shitty Hyundai 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Obviously slipped on the banana peel.

[Upgrayedd 5812]

Utard/Donkey fan with a Carmax advertising platform in Reno.

[Drew 2408]

Is that like way in the back of a lot?  Not many spaces?

[ButtFumble 5179]

caught these 2 winners at the local building supply store

there was a 3rd one that was worse with a wrap for a local apartment complex on it, but my cam did not get the pic for some reason (screen was not showing well and the guy was loading his crap as I walked by)

the white truck was pulling away also as I took that pic

 

[Jersey Man10 3529]

Hotel limited parking lot...

[BayouBill 835]

On 7/22/2019 at 8:59 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Obviously slipped on the banana peel.

That's obviously a pedicure slipper. Have some class.

[Buzzrock 14920]

Man those Lexus taillights did not age well.

[markstanco 12577]

Hotel limited parking lot...

Looks packed.

[Steel Shank 9425]

Stunning and breathtaking.

Parking garage? check

Space at end of row? check

"Compact only" check

Also, the exit is to the trucks left.

Edited August 28, 2019 by Steel Shank

[elfenix 34240]

driveway queen too

[Buzzrock 14920]

Couple recent ones:

DGAF



Today at the office (the black car is mine)

[Buzzrock 14920]

Double post

[elfenix 34240]

Twofer in downtown Houston

 

 

 

 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

On 8/19/2019 at 4:06 PM, ButtFumble said:

 

 

How does one end up with a Jeep that fucked up?  Do you go to some mod shop and just ask them to make your Jeep look it has Down's syndrome?  WTF?

[williemackgarza 1826]

When keepin jeep real goes wrong?

[You don't know me 1161]

16 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How does one end up with a Jeep that fucked up?  Do you go to some mod shop and just ask them to make your Jeep look it has Down's syndrome?  WTF?

It's apparently a Jeep thing and we just wouldn't understand.