Pics of parking douche baggery

[markstanco 12640]

^^

What is on the driver's side? If it is the last parking spot (i.e. no more to that side) then I will park on the line purposely to give the spot next to me more room and less likely get door dinged.  

[elfenix 34364]

Parking spaces on both sides.

[blacklab 11957]

Not parking but close enough.

Dumb woman decides she doesn't want to park in garage for some reason, but instead of backing up and turning, she backs strait up, and pins herself against the fence and entrance. She had to back up and forward about 10 times to get out.

[Steel Shank 9435]

Equal? I don't think so.

[deadshank 24653]

18 hours ago, blacklab said:

Not parking but close enough.

Dumb woman decides she doesn't want to park in garage for some reason, but instead of backing up and turning, she backs strait up, and pins herself against the fence and entrance. She had to back up and forward about 10 times to get out.

 

Edited December 19, 2019 by deadshank

[Doze 1322]

[Brisketexan 105478]

Friends...I have a winner. Downtown, on Christmas Eve...the prime row of spaces used by churchgoers.



Yep, those are SEVEN clearly lined/striped nose-in parking spaces, completely blocked by...two selfish assholes.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD PARK, FUCK YOU!!!

That’s the holiday spirit!

[The Ace of Aces 5201]

Walking home this afternoon i spotted this. 

A for effort, I guess?

[Sam Lin 3564]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Friends...I have a winner. Downtown, on Christmas Eve...the prime row of spaces used by churchgoers.



Yep, those are SEVEN clearly lined/striped nose-in parking spaces, completely blocked by...two selfish assholes.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ANYONE ELSE WHO WOULD PARK, FUCK YOU!!!

That’s the holiday spirit!

I think I would have angled into that center spot and taken an Uber home.

[markstanco 12640]

God forbid you get a scratch on that cherry 'stang. Starbucks parking lot, and it is almost always full:

[mulletpelini 5216]

 

[Armybrat 40942]

Many lulz.

[HenryJames 66228]

That car is totaled.

[blacklab 11957]

meh

some garbage bags and duct tape and it's good to go

[Buffsoldier 1895]

That's a Lada, isn't it?  if anything, doing that increased the value of the car.

[elfenix 34364]

obvious setup is obvious

[ROFL BOX 6649]

Jim's, Oak Hill.

Those spots are insanely small to begin with, this jackass deserves zero leeway.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk

[Drew 2552]

Honestly unless you're going to tell us that every other spot is full, I clearly see 3 empty spots there.  It's a bad park, but not egregious.  You said yourself the spots are insanely small, and the pics show that.

[RPM 26374]

Can't take credit for this. Saw it on a friend's website.

[Buzzrock 15007]

Not mine

[SurlyBDR 22886]

[elfenix 34364]

Jeep just wasting space. Civic has been there for several days and is the last car before the sign.

[nnm 36735]

BMW M4 clearly more important than the Porsche or Mercedes. In parking garage off of bridgepoint this afternoon. 

[Steel Shank 9435]

Just as Costco is opening. Their lot fills up fast. Truck was still there when I left.

[Chewbacca 7788]

Just as Costco is opening. Their lot fills up fast. Truck was still there when I left.

This one makes me rage. #1, Costco lots get packed and #2, they have the biggest spots on earth.

[RoundRobin 828]

Steel Shank picking up some Bud Light. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

19 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

Steel Shank picking up a pallet of Bud Light and a 55 gallon drum of Wolf brand chili.  

Fify. 

[Steel Shank 9435]

Fify. 

Ok, that’s funny.

[RPM 26374]

 

[52-80 19274]

 

Fucking lady just pulled in like this and walked out.  Even though I was backed up as much as I could to give her room

 

Then I looked like the idiot, as I'm trying to nurse my car out enough to clear her fucking bumper, while not curbing my wheels on that edge on the right

[futureman 22562]

women are inferior. 

[Wally Fairway 5596]

On 2/4/2020 at 8:49 PM, Buzzrock said:

Not mine

The signage on the wall has me interested where this is from?
Kitchen
Bath
Outdoor
Joy

[SquishMitten 10451]

That's the tagline for Pirch

[Jiggy-Z 3439]

On 2/15/2020 at 10:19 AM, Steel Shank said:

Just as Costco is opening. Their lot fills up fast. Truck was still there when I left.

Parking "twin pack"

[elfenix 34364]

22 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

Fucking lady just pulled in like this and walked out.  Even though I was backed up as much as I could to give her room

don't they execute people for that in germany?

Edited February 18, 2020 by elfenix

[nnm 36735]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

don't they execute people for that in germany?

Depends on whether their little guy has a helmet or not.  

[ROFL BOX 6649]

Prime example of 1 asshole causing a cascade effect on the other people.

Then, when the vehicle on the L departs, it makes the remaining car look like a jackass to anyone who sees that 1 leftover vehicle.

*in this situation, the white car is in exit mode, so only the offender is left.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk

[CycleTex87 2991]

Parking lot is not full but come on...

[nnm 36735]

I worked parking at Pedaling the Prairie bike ride today. Warmup for the MS150. Working the parking is a volunteer position for my son’s school—all proceeds go to the school’s athletic booster club. The parking attendants are all parents like me, or coaches at the school. 

We had to park them in the Waller County Fairgrounds parking, which is starting to get pretty high grass/weeds in some places, but still parkable/drivable. Most of the folks were fine.  Typical recreational cyclists, understanding the situation, just nice folks. 
But every 50 cars or so would come the knucklehead that would ignore our directions, ignore the guys in yellow vests and big red lightsaber type flashlights, ushering them into neat, tidy rows, where everyone has an escape route. No, these delicate flowers were smarter than all the rest of the people, and would drive around the attendants, parking where they wanted to instead of where we asked them to, thereby backing up the line into the parking lot even more, and completely screwing up the pattern, flow, and system. 

Idiots. 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

37 minutes ago, nnm said:

I worked parking at Pedaling the Prairie bike ride today. Warmup for the MS150. Working the parking is a volunteer position for my son’s school—all proceeds go to the school’s athletic booster club. The parking attendants are all parents like me, or coaches at the school. 

We had to park them in the Waller County Fairgrounds parking, which is starting to get pretty high grass/weeds in some places, but still parkable/drivable. Most of the folks were fine.  Typical recreational cyclists, understanding the situation, just nice folks. 
But every 50 cars or so would come the knucklehead that would ignore our directions, ignore the guys in yellow vests and big red lightsaber type flashlights, ushering them into neat, tidy rows, where everyone has an escape route. No, these delicate flowers were smarter than all the rest of the people, and would drive around the attendants, parking where they wanted to instead of where we asked them to, thereby backing up the line into the parking lot even more, and completely screwing up the pattern, flow, and system. 

Idiots. 

And this is where I'd casually walk over after they had disembarked their vehicle, and using a pair of side cutters, cut off their valve stems.

 

[SquishMitten 10451]

Prime example of 1 asshole causing a cascade effect on the other people.

Then, when the vehicle on the L departs, it makes the remaining car look like a jackass to anyone who sees that 1 leftover vehicle.

*in this situation, the white car is in exit mode, so only the offender is left.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk

Did you watch all of them park? If not, how do you know the silver car is “the offender?” Couldn’t the real offender have already left, and you’re making the same assumption you were defending the white car for?

[closetohumping 17491]

This thread delivers.   Texans can’t park I guess

[ChiTownDoc 21182]

On 2/21/2020 at 8:07 PM, ROFL BOX said:

Prime example of 1 asshole causing a cascade effect on the other people.

Then, when the vehicle on the L departs, it makes the remaining car look like a jackass to anyone who sees that 1 leftover vehicle.

*in this situation, the white car is in exit mode, so only the offender is left.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
 

Lol.  You made your own point.  How do you know the offender to the left of the Acura didn’t already leave?

[SquishMitten 10451]

23 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Did you watch all of them park? If not, how do you know the silver car is “the offender?” Couldn’t the real offender have already left, and you’re making the same assumption you were defending the white car for?

 

 

10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  You made your own point.  How do you know the offender to the left of the Acura didn’t already leave?

[Steel Shank 9435]

This cat pulls up to Kreuz and parks in the no parking area right outside the door. The area has multiple diagonal yellow stripes intended to keep it open for pedestrians. The spaces to the left and right were open.

[SilasCoade 2622]

fuck Kreuz. worst dining experience I've ever had.

[Bevo&Pevo 5265]

Sometimes I wonder how will it be before someone busts me with my world class parking skills.    I park the Jeep anyway I damn well please, the corvette is usually a double for sure, and the crew cab I can quad park that big bastage.  However, I usually park way away from any entrances or other vehicles.  And it gives the Mrs something complain about.   All the shit I drive doesn't have any dents, her SUV, well that's a different story.

[Steel Shank 9435]

11 hours ago, Llogg said:

fuck Kreuz. worst dining experience I've ever had.

The brisket was spot on. Sausage not as good as it used to be.

[SilasCoade 2622]

35 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

The brisket was spot on. Sausage not as good as it used to be.

Sausage was incredibly greasy and not very spicy. Brisket flavor and bark was good but also way too fatty. People were dicks and whole concept/setup is ridiculous.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2740]

The brisket was spot on. Sausage not as good as it used to be.

And I assume the Bud Light was terrible as usual?