Pics of parking douche baggery

[Steel Shank 9425]

I like a Dr. Pepper with my Q.

[williemackgarza 1826]

fuck Kreuz. worst dining experience I've ever had.

Bout to start a project in lockhart. Can see maybe lots o bbq in my future but my last trips to kreuz, smittys & blacks were all meh.
Always Mr. Tacos I guess.

[futureman 22462]

chisolm trail!

[dcbc 14484]

This one had a lot going for it.  I assume there are more aggy stickers on the side windows and an SEC SEC SEC decal covering the entirety of the windshield.

[Steel Shank 9425]

ice cold blooded

[ROFL BOX 6649]

This is pretty bad.

You can tell by the front wheels that this jackass was making a hard L to get into this space & didn't even remotely try to correct their shitty parking.

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[immortal13 4059]

Well he's probably not too worried about getting keyed

[futureman 22462]

that’s why you smear dog shit under his door handle

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

On 3/2/2020 at 10:19 PM, futureman said:

that’s why you smear dog shit under his door handle

So do you carry dog shit around with you or just hunt around for it when you see an asshole park job?

[futureman 22462]

doesn’t even have to be from a dog.  sometimes I just shit in my hand and grab the door handle. 

[General Specific 3261]

doesn’t even have to be from a dog.  sometimes I just shit in my hand and grab the door handle. 

Shart thread is ->->->

[markstanco 12577]

This asshole here in a suburban. Leaving Starbucks drive thru and he decided he also wanted chic fil a and the line was long. So, let's block all three lanes along with me not able to exit.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

This Arkysaw fan made his own space at the CWS in 2018. It was the father who was driving, so I left a note under his windshield that he should let his wife park next time. It rained heavily during that game, so I had to leave a fresh note. No, losing does not make me more mature. 

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

[ROFL BOX 6649]

1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said:

That's quite a cutie.

[markstanco 12577]

Rofl'd

[Spartan52 151]

in their defense they got it exactly in the middle of the 2 spaces.

[HenryJames 66052]

[deadshank 24653]

Why, yes, I’m going to park right here and text people about important stuff.  Oh, no, I’m not going to get any fuel.  

[futureman 22462]

but it’s important stuff. 

[LebongJames 1811]

12 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Why, yes, I’m going to park right here and text people about important stuff.  Oh, no, I’m not going to get any fuel.  

This makes me ragey. The gas station in front our hood always has jack asses like that. I’ve especially noticed the RR’s love to do it.

[nnm 36405]

56 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Why, yes, I’m going to park right here and text people about important stuff.  Oh, no, I’m not going to get any fuel.  

Energy corridor mom gonna energy corridor mom. Probably texting back and forth with her husband that just got laid off. 

[deadshank 24653]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Energy corridor mom gonna energy corridor mom. Probably texting back and forth with her husband that just got laid off. 

Was actually a Hispanic guy.  You never know these days.  
 

Nice strawberry decal, too!

[ROFL BOX 6649]

Even better if he's blocking the diesel pump where there are maybe 12 islands & only 2 have diesel.

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[deadshank 24653]

31 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Even better if he's blocking the diesel pump where there are maybe 12 islands & only 2 have diesel.

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Of course, he was.  

[elfenix 34240]

should just go to costco for gas

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

[elfenix 34240]

The most off-road a CX-5 is ever gonna get

[futureman 22462]

that is some amateur shit but I wouldn’t call it douche baggery. 

[luke duke 6413]

Sometimes I wonder how will it be before someone busts me with my world class parking skills.    I park the Jeep anyway I damn well please, the corvette is usually a double for sure, and the crew cab I can quad park that big bastage.  However, I usually park way away from any entrances or other vehicles.  And it gives the Mrs something complain about.   All the shit I drive doesn't have any dents, her SUV, well that's a different story.

Sorry about your small penis.

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

 

sounds like he has three small penises.

[TrashMaster G 17557]

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

sounds like he has three small penises.

Three micro-peni.

[deadshank 24653]

On 8/24/2020 at 1:37 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It’s OK.  He’s a commercial contractor.  
 

So back off, tough guy. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5146]

On 9/9/2020 at 8:17 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Three micro-peni.

Good thing the wife is easy to keep satisfied.  Now that we've identified my potential issue.  What's her's?  She drives a Suburban.  Well, not really drives more like careens and slides along the roadway.  I think she needs to see the eye doctor.

[Clintonaldo 2574]

Cool?

[elfenix 34240]

14 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Good thing the wife is easy to keep satisfied.  Now that we've identified my potential issue.  What's her's?  She drives a Suburban.  Well, not really drives more like careens and slides along the roadway.  I think she needs to see the eye doctor.

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5146]

But he didn't say it would help with the eyesight.

[Armybrat 40844]

On 9/9/2020 at 3:26 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

sounds like he has three small penises.

That old analogy doesn’t always work...

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5146]

See everyone knows

[Guadaloopy 10970]

I think my neighbor did a crappy job of parking his Kawasaki. 
 

[52-80 19158]

he laid down some rubber tho

[RPM 26321]

impressive acceleration

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

braking, not so much

[nnm 36405]

21 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

he laid down some rubber tho

Why are you assuming it was a male? All the evidence points to a female motorcycle operator. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

WTF is that hanging on the garage?

[RPM 26321]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

WTF is that hanging on the garage?

Apparently an ancient Aztec "Hit Me" sign.

[Guadaloopy 10970]

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

WTF is that hanging on the garage?

My wife is the Mrs. Cumsteen of wrought iron decor.  

[futureman 22462]

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

My wife is the Mrs. Cumsteen of wrought iron decor.  

that's your garage?  is that your car he hit?

[Guadaloopy 10970]

Just now, futureman said:

that's your garage?  is that your car he hit?

Yes.  

[futureman 22462]

wow. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

So did you back out of the driveway and then pull back in over his bike?