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$80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

Longhornstampede
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So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This seems like the best place to make this point...

If you are one of those individuals who insists on backing into parking spaces in public parking lots but don't know how to stay between the lines like a regular human being, you are a douchebag and a dumbass.

That is all.

Back-in parking (when done properly) is the safest method of parking there is.

 

This is settled case law, both on Shag 1.0, Shag 2.0 & in the general population.

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DaggerHorns

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9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This seems like the best place to make this point...

If you are one of those individuals who insists on backing into parking spaces in public parking lots, you are a douchebag and a dumbass.

That is all.

Except for the fact that you didn’t make a point at all.

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9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This seems like the best place to make this point...

If you are one of those individuals who insists on backing into parking spaces in public parking lots, you are a douchebag and a dumbass.

That is all.

Can’t back up a vehicle huh?

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17 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This seems like the best place to make this point...

If you are one of those individuals who insists on backing into parking spaces in public parking lots, you are a douchebag and a dumbass.

That is all.

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TrashMaster G

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So, you do the reverse gear driving out of the clearer area (parking lot aisles) into a tighter space, surrounded closely by other vehicles, often needing one or more adjustments and making others wait for you to get out of the way rather than back out of the tight space into the clearer area where the typical driver can easily accomplish the task with a simple, standard, two-point turn?

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.  No wonder there are so many people out there continuing this stupidity.

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, you do the reverse gear driving out of the clearer area (parking lot aisles) into a tighter space, surrounded closely by other vehicles, often needing one or more adjustments and making others wait for you to get out of the way rather than back out of the tight space into the clearer area where the typical driver can easily accomplish the task with a simple, standard, two-point turn?

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.  No wonder there are so many people out there continuing this stupidity.

Overall (taking into account parking and leaving), it's faster, easier, and safer. Don't be angry you aren't as capable.

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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, you do the reverse gear driving out of the clearer area (parking lot aisles) into a tighter space, surrounded closely by other vehicles, often needing one or more adjustments and making others wait for you to get out of the way rather than back out of the tight space into the clearer area where the typical driver can easily accomplish the task with a simple, standard, two-point turn?

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.  No wonder there are so many people out there continuing this stupidity.

It is much easier and makes more sense for long wheelbase vehicles (i.e., trucks).  I bet you drive a Yugo.

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On 3/26/2018 at 2:48 PM, TrashMaster G said:

This seems like the best place to make this point...

If you are one of those individuals who insists on backing into parking spaces in public parking lots, you are a douchebag and a dumbass.

That is all.

This is ridiculous.  In a tight and crowded parking lot I will always back in if available.  It has been proven safer since you know your surroundings entering and less about your surroundings when exiting. 

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23 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Maybe you should leave a few minutes earlier so waiting 30 seconds for us to park isn't such a big deal

I don't car if you're pulling in, backing in, paralleling... if you're taking 30 seconds to park, something is wrong with you.  Probably estrogen.

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On 3/26/2018 at 12:48 PM, TrashMaster G said:

This seems like the best place to make this point...

If you are one of those individuals who insists on backing into parking spaces in public parking lots, you are a douchebag and a dumbass.

That is all.

Do you also think the Earth is flat? Basic geometry skills tells you why backing in is superior and safer.

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On 3/28/2018 at 7:56 PM, GSU&UT said:

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Lot somewhat full, still douchey

 

On 3/29/2018 at 1:31 PM, GhostRider said:

If he'd have backed in, he wouldn't have needed to leave all that room to open his door.

That's a chick car so female driver explains quite a bit.

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29 minutes ago, 686 said:

I don’t know if they were afraid of the tree or the scary yellow parking block:

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I’m afraid of the scary yellow parking block.  I tripped over one and broke boafma arms about 5 years ago.  Falling down sober is no way to go through life. 

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Do you also think the Earth is flat? Basic geometry skills tells you why backing in is superior and safer.



It’s also much easier to wind up straight in a spot while backing up.

Think of it this way, do you parallel parking while moving forward? Fuck no. Front end pushing the rear >>>> front end pulling the rear.
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39 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

 

 


It’s also much easier to wind up straight in a spot while backing up.

Think of it this way, do you parallel parking while moving forward? Fuck no. Front end pushing the rear >>>> front end pulling the rear.

 

 

I push in your mom’s rear. 

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