Pics of parking douche baggery

[deadshank 24,653]

I need DEF and diesel.  Home chicken pulls his rig in to fill.  Gets done and then leaves it in place to walk in and shop.  
 

Thanks. 

[HOOKEM4 5,036]

On 12/9/2020 at 12:13 PM, RPM said:

But bump against something at 3mph and it will cost $3K+.

Truth. I had a 89 F-250 that came from the dealer with bumpers straight out of a mad max film. I used the shit out of that bumper and never had any damage. No chance I would do that shit with my new 250. All the plastic bs would be demolished.

[RPM 26,321]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Truth. I had a 89 F-250 that came from the dealer with bumpers straight out of a mad max film. I used the shit out of that bumper and never had any damage. No chance I would do that shit with my new 250. All the plastic bs would be demolished.

They've figured out crush panels and impact absorbers are a profit parts market.

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Truth. I had a 89 F-250 that came from the dealer with bumpers straight out of a mad max film. I used the shit out of that bumper and never had any damage. No chance I would do that shit with my new 250. All the plastic bs would be demolished.

 

56 minutes ago, RPM said:

They've figured out crush panels and impact absorbers are a profit parts market.

 

To be fair, in an actual high speed crash, not just a bump at 3 mph, those easily damaged crush panels and impact absorbers are going to save a lot of lives, compared to indestructible mad max bumpers.

 

[RPM 26,321]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

To be fair, in an actual high speed crash, not just a bump at 3 mph, those easily damaged crush panels and impact absorbers are going to save a lot of lives, compared to indestructible mad max bumpers.

That's why Ranch Hand made so much money in aftermarket parts.

[OrangEngr 1,035]

14 hours ago, deadshank said:

I need DEF and diesel.  Home chicken pulls his rig in to fill.  Gets done and then leaves it in place to walk in and shop.  
 

Thanks. 

That’s one of the few issues with Bucees. People reason there are so many gas pumps that there is no issue with doing this, even when they are all full.

[elfenix 34,240]

I'm pretty sure that's why bucees has 100 pumps. If I've got the dog with me and it's sunny out I'm leaving it under the shade like all the other assholes

[Cajun 11,705]

On 9/16/2020 at 10:48 PM, Sam Lin said:

Police do what they want.

Would look better with "HERO" keyed into the hood.

[JSB 677]

Was at a guitar shop in town picking up a few things, and this douche, affliction t-shirt asshole pulled in no fucks given. Granted it was fairly empty back where he parked, but I asked if he wanted to straighten it up a bit, and he gave me the bird. Grade A asshole

[RPM 26,321]

Begging for a subscription to Cat Facts.

[markstanco 12,577]

6 hours ago, JSB said:

Was at a guitar shop in town picking up a few things, and this douche, affliction t-shirt asshole pulled in no fucks given. Granted it was fairly empty back where he parked, but I asked if he wanted to straighten it up a bit, and he gave me the bird. Grade A asshole

hall pass on that one

[JSB 677]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

hall pass on that one

Ok, but what is not shown in the pic (I guess I could have framed it better) is that three spots closer to the store, the lot was packed 12 cars deep, every spot taken. Still might be a hall pass, but the guy didn't even try, and I judge him for that. I also judge you for giving him a hall pass. 

[futureman 22,462]

3 hours ago, JSB said:

Ok, but what is not shown in the pic (I guess I could have framed it better) is that three spots closer to the store, the lot was packed 12 cars deep, every spot taken. Still might be a hall pass, but the guy didn't even try, and I judge him for that. I also judge you for giving him a hall pass. 

 

[RPM 26,321]

 

[52-80 19,158]

hahaha, so my insurance company came back and said the other party has acknowledge fault for the parking door ding incident.

i got what i wanted - which was to give that fucker a scare.

not sure i even want to get the repair now, because i could barely even find the scratch that it caused. 

[wd40 1,976]

was technically not parked at the time of this pic I took on my way out of the store, as she was sitting in her car, surfing the web on her phone.  

could have taken a pic on my way in that would have captured her farting around in the cargo area, but her 60+ year-old hail-damaged ass she deemed worthy of yoga pants would have distracted from the point of this thread:  shitty parking.  not the kind of junk in the trunk we're looking for.

[deadshank 24,653]

Nailed it at the Bunker Hill HEB. 

[deadshank 24,653]

Happening now. Buc-ee’s in Katy. 

Havoc created.  Shits not given. 

Edited March 19, 2021 by deadshank

[Steel Shank 9,425]

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

End space. No foul.

[Beau Vine 54,229]

 

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Who taught that poor, dumb b*tch how to parallel park?

Her mother, I'm guessing.

[elfenix 34,240]

can't stop laughing

[futureman 22,462]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who taught that poor, dumb b*tch how to parallel park?

jeez, lighten up, asshole. she can’t help that she was born a woman. 

[futureman 22,462]

this was at the dallas arboretum on sunday. the place was fucking packed.

Edited April 13, 2021 by futureman

[DigglerontheHoof 21,199]

the trifecta of shitty parking

[mininghorn88 2,290]

White GMC parks first (female).  Black car (Dodge Journey) parks second (female).  Truck shows up last (male).

[nnm 36,405]

8 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

White GMC parks first (female).  Black car (Dodge Journey) parks second (female).  Truck shows up last (male).

You sure about the birth gender of the pickup driver? He’s shopping at bed bath & beyond or Michael’s. 

[mininghorn88 2,290]

25 minutes ago, nnm said:

You sure about the birth gender of the pickup driver? He’s shopping at bed bath & beyond or Michael’s. 

Haha. There is a Books-A-Million there too along with an Office Depot.

[markstanco 12,577]

Shopping at Big Lots! and complaining about parking is somewhat lame, especially when you park towards the back of the lot.

[T-shirt Sip 2,103]

Not parking but still a douche. This guy was blocking the turnaround lane at McNeil/183. 

 

 

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Edited April 16, 2021 by T-shirt Sip
Tried to fix the picture but couldn't do it.

[Beau Vine 54,229]

Not difficult.

[SurlyBDR 22,791]

Blue handicap line starts just to the left of the pole in this picture. No handicap placard (which would make them an even bigger douche if they did) Roll tide roll

[elfenix 34,240]

No fucks given

[futureman 22,462]

is it worse when it’s intentional or when it’s due to carelessness?

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

Yes.

[markstanco 12,577]

is it worse when it’s intentional or when it’s due to carelessness?

Intentionally by far. 3 series BMW and mustang owners typically.

[nnm 36,405]

 

[ABSR 5,312]

11 hours ago, nnm said:

 

That "space" was open and she did not block the street.  I've seen worse.  I'll allow it.

[elfenix 34,240]

that's quite clearly perpendicular.  to the ground. 

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

On 4/17/2021 at 11:24 AM, Beau Vine said:

Not difficult.

 

Is that a giant erect dick sticking up in the middle of his back window? Right where he can admire it in his rear-view mirror?

 

[tfoolry 8,214]

 

 

 

[futureman 22,462]

right

[RPM 26,321]

[immortal13 4,059]

That would probably fuck up your own door 

[General Specific 3,261]

Ok, who’s mother / wife is this???

[mininghorn88 2,290]

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Ok, who’s mother / wife is this???

This is my biggest parking pet peeve as this is absolutely intentional.

[RPM 26,321]

13 hours ago, General Specific said:

Ok, who’s mother / wife is this???

Begging for ziptied shopping carts.

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

15 hours ago, RPM said:

Begging for ziptied shopping carts.

Zip tie the passenger side door to the cart stall.  

[TexasMan 10,891]