Pics of parking douche baggery

[nnm 36655]

Love the “f it” walk of shame. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21923]

I would like to see where the truck ended up

[mininghorn88 2298]

You are the last guy in the row.  How can you not give someone space Mr. Dodge Ram?

 

[elfenix 34332]

dodges behaving badly

[Crapinon 2270]

On 1/24/2022 at 1:48 PM, nnm said:

Love the “f it” walk of shame. 

The new Silverado's have push button ignitions and it's possible to turn the vehicle off and leave it in drive. I did it once. Luckily I wasn't completely out of the truck before I realized it was rolling into the street.   

[deadshank 24653]

On 1/24/2022 at 1:48 PM, nnm said:

Love the “f it” walk of shame. 

Salute the fallen. 

[Sam Lin 3561]

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

[mininghorn88 2298]

3 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

Yes, at one point the parking lot was full but still was not an excuse for the white Dodge to park like he did.

[elfenix 34332]

3 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Did this guy just say fuck it and park in the grass?

hence, "dodges"

[markstanco 12619]

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

hence, "dodges"

[nnm 36655]

16 minutes ago, markstanco said:

No more Dodge. Ram. 

[elfenix 34332]

thanks ben

[markstanco 12619]

28 minutes ago, nnm said:

No more Dodge. Ram. 

Him momma named him Dodge, Imma call call him Dodge. 

[markstanco 12619]

On 1/25/2022 at 3:55 PM, Crapinon said:

The new Silverado's have push button ignitions and it's possible to turn the vehicle off and leave it in drive. I did it once. Luckily I wasn't completely out of the truck before I realized it was rolling into the street.   

I just tried that with mine on a slope.  The brakes kept it from rolling and the tone thing was going crazy.  I didnt get out though. 

[MontereyMX 869]

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

I just tried that with mine on a slope.  The brakes kept it from rolling and the tone thing was going crazy.  I didnt get out though. 

you are correct

[TrashMaster G 17602]

On 1/24/2022 at 2:08 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would like to see where the truck ended up

[SHOOTER12 8830]

On 12/30/2021 at 6:52 PM, nnm said:

Looks like the civic passenger bashed in the dually fender. I know she didn’t, but he would deserve it and it looks like she did. 

That's probably what happened to the dually somewhere else due to their crappy parking

[nnm 36655]

 

[tfoolry 8238]

[Sam Lin 3561]

No foul, not encroaching on any other parking space or lane. Is how I park if I snag a spot next to a pillar. Gotta protect my Altima(?) from door dings!

[Jersey Man10 3545]

[Steel Shank 9432]

Is that at the Burger King in Lampasas?

[Pdawg88 1131]

 

[Jersey Man10 3545]

Is that at the Burger King in Lampasas?

Lmao yes.

[tfoolry 8238]

more dumb than douche

[mininghorn88 2298]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

more dumb than douche

Dumb as in also not seeing a handicap license plate. Plus the thing hanging from the rear view mirror looks like one of those scented trees.

[Sabalo 998]

Why use 1 parking spot when you can take 4.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Lmao yes.

Country kitchen!!

[elfenix 34332]

There was a rumor that HEB was open

[4th&Five 41590]

Hard to see the lines but it’s 3 spaces. 

[nnm 36655]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Hard to see the lines but it’s 3 spaces. 

This is why it’s a terrible idea to give women SUVs. As bad a rap as minivans get, they’re a much better vehicle for moms, not least because they can actually park them. 

[tbone_ 14166]

Ain’t no surly 1%er’s wife driving no got damn minivan.

[Sam Lin 3561]

In their defense (no, I am not defending them), those spaces look tiny!

[Crapinon 2270]

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

[wd40 1976]

On 2/27/2022 at 3:49 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

Lmao yes.

[futureman 22550]

9 hours ago, Crapinon said:

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

truly unbelievable. seems like it can’t be real. 

[Steel Shank 9432]

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

Cold-blooded

[nnm 36655]

14 hours ago, Crapinon said:

There was barely enough room to drive around it, 6 feet into the lane. And someone here might need to come clean....it had a longhorn sticker on the back.

The driver probably made an entry in the shart thread that same day.

[futureman 22550]

[Walser 1110]

On 3/20/2022 at 1:00 PM, 4th&Five said:

Hard to see the lines but it’s 3 spaces. 

These two get a pass, at least on the parking. That lot at the southwest corner of Brodie and William Cannon SUCKS. It's tight, irregular, and the the "normal" sports like these are already compact. Got a Thundercloud sub yesterday (upper left corner of pic) and had to do the same thing with a another 3/4 ton taking up three compact spots between us. 

Looks like you could squeeze three minivans in there with proper orchestration. But in general the parking situation there is the fault of the business park. Fight me.

[futureman 22550]

it was the one open spot in the lot. no big deal. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

California, TCU 

 

Someone already had a note saying basically, “Learn to park, this ain’t your fucking driveway.” 

[Fudbelty 2789]

If you can’t park a roller skate between the lines you don’t deserve to drive.

[nnm 36655]

 

[futureman 22550]

yassss

[nnm 36655]

DP. Issues are known, the banner says …

Edited April 19, 2022 by nnm

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

[Elvis 3375]

48 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

 

Duochebag with a lifted 4x4 GMC and low profile tires (lol) parked in a handicapped spot when i picked my daughter from softball practice yesterday.

[mininghorn88 2298]

4 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

I don’t know who this guy thinks he is, parking his lawnmower like this at the hospital today. 
 

Real pic. San Antonio, TX, USA

One of our facilities is on an older part of town (use your own judgment). Some of our temporary offices were in a building above a bank. There was a man that would ride his mower to the bank every day for a free cup of coffee.