Pics of parking douche baggery

[pacman 7355]

A weekend visit to Tyler always yields about 4 or 5 good examples for this thread...here is one

 

Yes, his rear passenger side tire is in the neighboring spot as well.

 

Edited July 6, 2018 by pacman

[elfenix 34221]

Douchebaggery in the South

 

 

[RPM 26315]

I stopped at CVS today and had to park next to a Tundra that was backed in crooked and on the line. After I wiggled out I look at the driver sitting in the truck, take my time to survey his parking job then shake my head as I walk in thinking I shoulda taken a picture for this thread. When I walk out I'm shocked to see the Tundra is parked perfectly in his space. I gave the driver a head nod to acknowledge his self edit in etiquette. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

[RPM 26315]

Well Roscoe, it definitely wasn't them Dukes.

[Steel Shank 9421]

On 7/6/2018 at 12:30 AM, RPM said:

I stopped at CVS today and had to park next to a Tundra that was backed in crooked and on the line. After I wiggled out I look at the driver sitting in the truck, take my time to survey his parking job then shake my head as I walk in thinking I shoulda taken a picture for this thread. When I walk out I'm shocked to see the Tundra is parked perfectly in his space. I gave the driver a head nod to acknowledge his self edit in etiquette. 

OK, CSB. +rep

Edited July 25, 2018 by Steel Shank

[markstanco 12570]

Is that an expedition? How is this done?

[RPM 26315]

Hydraulics 

[Atxracer 797]

Didn’t have my phone to take a pic.  But, dude, or chic (assuming dude since it was that fast Jeep thing...that was possibly sexist) parked long term in HEB curbside pick up...even had the balls to put up a sun blocker on the front windshield.  I’m conflicted.  On one hand, fuck HEB for reserving that many up front spaces for a bs reason.  On the other, it’s their parking lot.  What say you?

[futureman 22440]

On 7/27/2018 at 5:14 PM, Atxracer said:

...that was possibly sexist) 

nobody cares. 

[demos 3002]

At Shell station on Westgate. Hard enough getting in and out of this place but this bitch decides to increase the difficulty level by parking her happy ass in the middle of lane.

 

 

[Pogo 284]

On 7/27/2018 at 5:14 PM, Atxracer said:

Didn’t have my phone to take a pic.  But, dude, or chic (assuming dude since it was that fast Jeep thing...that was possibly sexist) parked long term in HEB curbside pick up...even had the balls to put up a sun blocker on the front windshield.  I’m conflicted.  On one hand, fuck HEB for reserving that many up front spaces for a bs reason.  On the other, it’s their parking lot.  What say you?

If you're an HEB customer, I wouldn't have a problem parking there, just as I would park in the "reserved for electric vehicles" in front of IKEA.  They're not going to (and probably by law can't) tow you since it's not a handicapped spot.  On the other hand, Twin Liquor has a single spot in front reserved for their customers right next to HEB.  It would not surprise me to get towed if I parked there and walked into HEB for 45 minutes on a Mon-Sat.  I do consider that my Sunday HEB parking spot though.

[drifter379 1106]

[markstanco 12570]

I'm cool!

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 4/3/2018 at 9:40 PM, KuЯdt said:

On 4/3/2018 at 8:55 PM, Buzzrock said:

Captured this evening in PCB:



Impressive just for the DGAF of it.

Need pics of Patty

The pattys are in the bottom of the potties.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

The thing that amazes me with some of the drivers who have nice rides is, that they don't seem to be worried that someone will key, or dent the hell out of their car in retribution.   A "friend" of mine in his younger days used to tear up some shit over douchebag parking.😀

[elfenix 34221]

The Isuzu driver deserves a medal

[markstanco 12570]

I agree.  It is going to be extremely difficult for the Dodge driver to escape that. 

[futureman 22440]

you just got stanco’d

[Guest]

On 6/26/2018 at 4:09 PM, SurlyBDR said:

A friend on FB just posted this

 

Fuck tow truck drivers.

They are just cops who flunked the test.

Edited August 20, 2018 by slorch

[Chewbacca 7766]

On 5/14/2018 at 9:27 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

From the front door of my hotel tonight. In a packed parking lot, he couldn't park on the sides or in the back lot. Nope. right in front by the entrance.

It would be a shame if someone pulled out his valve stems.

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

It would be a shame if someone pulled out his valve stems.

Did you?

[Chewbacca 7766]

51 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Did you?

Kinda hard to do through the internet.

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

20 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Kinda hard to do through the internet.

Oops, I read that wrong as in you posted the picture yourself. My mistake. Will be cool though when we have that ability, through the Internet!

[RPM 26315]

There would be legions of flat tire trolls and things would escalate quickly. 

[Spartan52 151]

Can you imagine if things could be pulled through the internet......

[Buffsoldier 1895]

15 hours ago, Spartan52 said:

Can you imagine if things could be pulled through the internet......

The internet's helped me pull something a few times...

[NeverMarryAStripper 21867]

I think this qualifies as douche baggery even if it’s parked between the lines. If I had a red and a white sharpie with me I could have adjusted it so that it was a true statement.

 

[PvilleStang 2875]

Look, they even put the number of years it took them to graduate with an associates from blOU.

[Don Keibals 113]

douche baggery or brilliance?

 

 

 

[texasjacket 289]

5 hours ago, Don Keibals said:

douche baggery or brilliance?

 

 

 

Brilliant!

[markstanco 12570]

Hell yea that is brilliant!

[RPM 26315]

NOT GUILTY!

[futureman 22440]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

NOT GUILTY!

sustained!

[immortal13 4059]

Genius

[elfenix 34221]

 

 

 

 

[Spartan52 151]

Is that Richard Rawlings parking lot?

[RPM 26315]

Has there been a sudden rash of proper parking?

[irockalltherocks 55]

To paraphrase from old site:
Just another Keith in his brodozer spewing his nozzleness.



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[Chewbacca 7766]

I test drove a Raptor about a month ago.  I think something like that would be fun for about 2 weeks and then I would hate it once the novelty wore off.

[RPM 26315]

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

I test drove a Raptor about a month ago.  I think something like that would be fun for about 2 weeks and then I would hate it once the novelty wore off.

I bet those things ride like a tractor with that off road suspension.

[Chewbacca 7766]

They actually don't ride that bad.  They're just really over the top.

[markstanco 12570]

[RPM 26315]

^^^ That was at Rednecks with Paychecks and the truck was totaled.

[Beau Vine 54203]

This made me ragey enough to pull his windshield wipers out to open position.  I may go out at lunch and let the air out of his tires:

[SurlyBDR 22763]

I think this is the right thread?

 

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhv0IFOxi3Cmb5F06F

[SurlyBDR 22763]

[Beau Vine 54203]

^^^^

I've always wondered if houses/businesses at the top of a T-intersection pay more for insurance.

[SurlyBDR 22763]

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

^^^^

I've always wondered if houses/businesses at the top of a T-intersection pay more for insurance.

I'm surprised it hasn't happened many times before 

[OrangEngr 1035]

So THATS why the speed limit drops heading into that intersection