Pics of parking douche baggery

[Crapinon 2257]

I guess when the handicapped spaces are just to far away to park and deliver your food, you park on the actual wheelchair ramp going into the building.

[Sam Lin 3559]

That 'wheelchair ramp' is wider than some boat ramps!

[SquishMitten 10414]

That appears to be a driveway rather than a wheelchair ramp

And why would a delivery driver park in a handicapped space?

[JSB 677]

[RPM 26322]

Fuck that guy. That's just begging for some ziptied shopping carts.

[JSB 677]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Fuck that guy. That's just begging for some ziptied shopping carts.

I really need to start keeping some zip ties in my truck for such occasions. 

[Steel Shank 9428]

On 9/6/2022 at 3:29 PM, JSB said:

cold blooded

[RPM 26322]

They had a solution 90 years ago

 

[HenryJames 66082]

[TrashMaster G 17559]

On 9/6/2022 at 3:29 PM, JSB said:

To be fair, he is a pickup driver so he probably is handicapped. (Micro penis)

Edited September 13, 2022 by TrashMaster G

[closetohumping 17445]

California douches

[nnm 36420]

At crowded church parking lot this morning. #NoCR

 

[futureman 22473]

pray for him.

[SilasCoade 2622]

Fuck that mother fucker

 

Edited September 26, 2022 by SilasCoade

[52-80 19162]

On 9/6/2022 at 10:29 PM, JSB said:

https://www.amazon.com/DCRZTY-Inches-Drivewayspikes-Security-Spikes/dp/B0BC8VPDNX/

[futureman 22473]

3 hours ago, SilasCoade said:

I know you said no CR

should've stopped there.

[Sam Lin 3559]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

At crowded church parking lot this morning. #NoCR

 

Pleasantly surprised, it looks like 3 cars backed in!

[BB65 478]

On 9/6/2022 at 3:29 PM, JSB said:

mentally handicapped

[nnm 36420]

 

[elfenix 34302]

At crowded church parking lot this morning. #NoCR
 

God was telling you to skip, you'd had enough punishment for the weekend

[4th&Five 41558]

[Steel Shank 9428]

On 11/8/2022 at 8:09 AM, 4th&Five said:

Is that a Ram driver? Yeah, thought so.

[nnm 36420]

On 11/8/2022 at 8:09 AM, 4th&Five said:

That’s on the parking lot owner. A full size truck can’t fit in those smartcar spaces. 

[4th&Five 41558]

Not true.  Plenty of F150's park there with no problem.  My 4Runner has plenty of room.

[CooterBrown 18014]

Which one of you left your Mustang in neutral?

It rolled across the parking lot at the gimp H‑E‑B this morning. Also, bonus douche bag points for pulling through an angled spot so you have to leave against the flow of traffic.

Kudos to the white Jeep that protected my Bronco from impact.

[RPM 26322]

Is that a cabriolet top? I think that Mustang has good cause.

[futureman 22473]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

gimp H‑E‑B

???

[MonkeyDoughnut 10297]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Which one of you left your Mustang in neutral?

It rolled across the parking lot at the gimp H‑E‑B this morning. Also, bonus douche bag points for pulling through an angled spot so you have to leave against the flow of traffic.

Kudos to the white Jeep that protected my Bronco from impact.

Reminds me of a high school story from back in the 80's.... lived in hilly area

Principal comes over intercom in the morning... to the person driving the white Jeep Cherokee License plate <plate>. Can you please report to the office as you vehicle has rolled down the hill. Ohh and the vehicle is still running. But good news, you did lock your doors.

 

[CooterBrown 18014]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

???

In the 90s, a drunk grandma with a club foot vomited all over the produce section. Since then, the Allandale H‑E‑B on Burnet been known as the gimp. 

[futureman 22473]

9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

In the 90s, a drunk grandma with a club foot vomited all over the produce section. Since then, the Allandale H‑E‑B on Burnet been known as the gimp. 

 

that’s my HEB.  I’ll never think about it the same again. 

[Crapinon 2257]

He parked here and went straight to the snack machines. 

[ABSR 5315]

11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

In the 90s, a drunk grandma with a club foot vomited all over the produce section. Since then, the Allandale H‑E‑B on Burnet been known as the gimp. 

So she was drunk as ….. well, user name checks out.

[futureman 22473]

12 hours ago, Crapinon said:

He parked here and went straight to the snack machines. 

don’t worry, diabetes will kill him soon. 

[Jersey Man10 3537]

[Steel Shank 9428]

I’m sure this cat parks about as well as he centers decals.

[elfenix 34302]

Busy heb

[RPM 26322]

Needs a UNT sticker

[Hornius Emeritus 12470]

[Mittens 8285]

Drunk before noon?

 

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 11/26/2022 at 12:03 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

had to exit the car by climbing  out the window Dukes of Hazard style

[PvilleStang 2911]

 

Jackass at our daycare.  Keeps his cummings idling when he picks up his kids, wife does the same thing.  Both are divorce attorneys, not like they need diesels, and never seen his RAM with anything in tow, just typical douchey "flip the mirrors out" crap as seen by every other RAM owner.

 

This is extra infuriating as he's idling and the exhaust is making its way to the playground just to the left of the picture where all the kids are playing as the pic was taken.

[Jersey Man10 3537]

Typical diesel truck owners. All assholes.

[SilasCoade 2622]

That fuck bag wins the thread as far as I'm concerned. Fuck diesel exhaust.

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

I saw one a couple of nights ago while I was ringing the bell for the Salvation Army at a Walmart, but it would have been a video, and I was too busy to take the video.  Some tiny dick bastard in a jacked up diesel F250 with 20 inch chrome rims was driving through the lot, revving up between the cross walks, peeling out down the rows, and rolling coal on people putting their stuff in their cars or walking between their cars and the store.  Like his truck wasn't enough proof that he has manhood insecurity issues.

[Hpara759 1780]

5 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Typical diesel truck owners. All assholes.

Hang on.....you talking all diesel pickups or the ones that alter their exhaust, add computer chips and jack up their springs and shocks

[Jersey Man10 3537]

Hang on.....you talking all diesel pickups or the ones that alter their exhaust, add computer chips and jack up their springs and shocks

[Hpara759 1780]

That's kinda harsh...My Chevy Colorado with 2.8 duromax burns cleaner than your gas car and uses a fuel that takes less effort to produce from a barrel of crude oil.

[markstanco 12577]

That fuck bag wins the thread as far as I'm concerned. Fuck diesel exhaust.

Gas engines have more emissions than diesel engines.

[SilasCoade 2622]

Go hug a tree you ducking hippies. Diesel exhaust gives me an immediate headache and makes me nauseous within a couple minutes. So fuck diesel. And no the carbon footprint of your diesel truck is not lower than my gas car. The diesel engine may be more efficient but your truck is still getting less efficient than my small car. 

Edited December 1, 2022 by SilasCoade

[mininghorn88 2293]

I gave a short course (talk) at a SME Conference earllier this year on GHG's.  Some data below of what I shared:

●CO2 production

○~22.38 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of traditional diesel fuel

○~20.22 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of B20 (20% biodiesel) biodiesel fuel. ~17.90 pounds comes from burning the fossil fuel content

○~20.13 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of B100 (100%) biodiesel

○~18.95 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of E10 (10% ethanol) gasoline. ~17.68 pounds comes from burning the fossil fuel content

○~12.72 pounds of CO2 are produced by burning one gallon of pure ethanol fuel