Pics of parking douche baggery

[Guest]

Not really parking, but rather parking lot maneuvering; but I was gassing up at Circle K this morning in Waco, of all places, at the middle island of pumps. All of the sudden I hear a loud smash/crunch/ metal ripping behind me. Over on the outside island, dude in top of the line full-size, very new  pearl white Chevy pickup has turned too sharp and is running the concrete pylon into and down the passenger side of his truck.  It is now blue and white, as the pylons are painted blue.

Dude never stopped or backed up, just kept on plowing through.  More money than sense I guess.  No fucks given on his part.  Maybe it was his soon-to-be ex-wife’s truck or some shit. He just kept going like nothing happened and pulled into traffic.

[RPM 26,320]

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Dude never stopped or backed up, just kept on plowing through.  More money than sense I guess.  No fucks given on his part.  Maybe it was his soon-to-be ex-wife’s truck or some shit. He just kept going like nothing happened and pulled into traffic.

No habla

[SurlyBDR 22,786]

[closetohumping 17,442]

Yes or no,  Beaumont

 

[Guest]

They are entitled to 2 spots, right?

 

open spots around them lead me to believe this was pretty considerate.

[TrashMaster G 17,555]

On 6/9/2023 at 2:20 PM, Mittens said:

 

Needs one of these treatments...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxCadFoaIAACVZZ.jpg

 

[futureman 22,462]

16 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Yes or no,  Beaumont

 

are those dead hogs on the trailer?

[LebongJames 1,811]

Dropping off the bacon.

[SurlyBDR 22,786]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

are those dead hogs on the trailer?

They're probably just taking a nap 

[SurlyBDR 22,786]

These look like they need to be on-hand for install on a douchebag's vehicle. 

 

[GoPokes83 2,240]

These look like they need to be on-hand for install on a douchebag's vehicle. 
 

Prank valve cap covers Hell, those would go perfect with my truck balls!

[PvilleStang 2,901]

So if Bob Stoops parks like a dick, do you take his off and replace them with normal valve caps?

[nnm 36,404]

 

[Blotto 23,501]

This dude had the natives all riled up on r/austin. Understandably so, as this was taken at the deep eddy pool parking lot, which isn't exactly the most spacious lot out there. Sweet boat dude, gonna take to the deep end? 

[leaf 684]

Why did you hide the license plate of the Toyota?

[Bateshorn 9,927]

Lotta cars posted in this thread who don’t seem to mind having a long scratch line all the way down to the paint on the passenger side of their vehicle. 

Edited June 26, 2023 by Bateshorn

[Sam Lin 3,558]

18 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Lotta cars posted in this thread who don’t seem to mind having a long scratch line all the way down to the paint on the passenger side of their vehicle boat. 

 

[Blotto 23,501]

1 hour ago, leaf said:

Why did you hide the license plate of the Toyota?

Not my photo

[markstanco 12,577]

11 hours ago, Blotto said:

This dude had the natives all riled up on r/austin. Understandably so, as this was taken at the deep eddy pool parking lot, which isn't exactly the most spacious lot out there. Sweet boat dude, gonna take to the deep end? 

Found the thread: 

 

I see it is locked.  Any word if the dude got towed or anybody say anything to him? 

[PvilleStang 2,901]

You cover up the license plate, which is not open data, but forget to cover up the TX Number on the boat, GENIUS!

 

 

He's from Bastrop, and his first name is Terry.  The rest is up to you...

[PvilleStang 2,901]

More importantly, I came to post this: 

Evil Mopac has gone off the deepend with this dude.  Well, a little sleuthing, and it was discovered he was an TAMU-commerce grad, and is renting his crap out on Turo.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=768108333

https://visualprowessfx.com/en/results/

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

terrorizing is a bit much..maybe doucherizing

[General Specific 3,261]

You cover up the license plate, which is not open data, but forget to cover up the TX Number on the boat, GENIUS!
 

 
He's from Bastrop, and his first name is Terry.  The rest is up to you...

Well, he in fact, did not back up!

[elfenix 34,240]

Already annoyed by dumbasses blocking the entry to the gas pump lines at Greenway Costco thereby letting 7 people from the opposite entry get in front of us when I saw this doucher

[nnm 36,404]

 

[Sam Lin 3,558]

Parking in a handicap spot?

https://twitter.com/nelkboys/status/1681003977901768705?

 

Edited July 18, 2023 by Sam Lin
Why is it not embedding?

[RPM 26,320]

Because you touch yourself

[Sam Lin 3,558]

Thx bro. But you also touch yourself and yours embedded??

No, thanks for the embed.

But really, you also touch yourself.

[Blotto 23,501]

On 7/2/2023 at 11:21 AM, elfenix said:

Already annoyed by dumbasses blocking the entry to the gas pump lines at Greenway Costco thereby letting 7 people from the opposite entry get in front of us when I saw this doucher

If you splurge for that limited edition RAV4, you cant be too careful. 

[closetohumping 17,442]

[nnm 36,404]

On Tenerife (Canary Islands). The painted parking spaces are apparently just advisory. My rental is the white Mazda—I pulled into that space when someone else pulled out. Oh well, when in Rome …

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,235]

People waited for this car to finish backing out before they realized no one was in it...it was "parked".

[deadshank 24,652]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

People waited for this car to finish backing out before they realized no one was in it...it was "parked".

How did your nails turn out?

[PvilleStang 2,901]

Lowes in Bee Cave.  Clown parks their grocery getter in the Contractor TRAILER parking spots.

 

Don't get me started on the trucks that park in the loading zone and disappear into the store for an hour, only to block the loading zone for those that actually need it.

 

[MontereyMX 869]

On 7/23/2023 at 9:28 AM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

People waited for this car to finish backing out before they realized no one was in it...it was "parked".

what shade of pink did you get?

[Orale 1,087]

San Antone taco joint this morning. Dude looked at his parking job, appeared satisfied, and proceeded into the restaurant. Bravo good sir!

[RPM 26,320]

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Don't get me started on the trucks that park in the loading zone and disappear into the store for an hour, only to block the loading zone for those that actually need it.

Lowe's doesn't sell nails?

[PvilleStang 2,901]

1 hour ago, Orale said:

San Antone taco joint this morning. Dude looked at his parking job, appeared satisfied, and proceeded into the restaurant. Bravo good sir!

Dude driving a Jetta, might be hint number one.

[Steel Shank 9,425]

On 7/22/2023 at 5:06 AM, nnm said:

On Tenerife (Canary Islands). The painted parking spaces are apparently just advisory. My rental is the white Mazda—I pulled into that space when someone else pulled out. Oh well, when in Rome …

cold blooded

[52-80 19,157]

On 7/22/2023 at 12:06 PM, nnm said:

On Tenerife (Canary Islands). The painted parking spaces are apparently just advisory. My rental is the white Mazda—I pulled into that space when someone else pulled out. Oh well, when in Rome …

those 2 black cars are going to pull out and you're gonna look like the asshole

[52-80 19,157]

Do you think this guy parks within the lines?

 

[elfenix 34,240]

Cherokee ran out of gas

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

Driver can’t push it?

[elfenix 34,240]

31 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Driver can’t push it?

it wouldn't go into neutral. 

edit: apparently it's a process

 

Edited July 29, 2023 by elfenix

[HeHateMe 884]

This jizz stain pulls this move in one of the two curb side we will bring your groceries to you spots.  Truck was unoccupied and the parking lot was 90% empty.

[Francisco 2.0 32,391]

Not parking per se, but figured it belonged here, since it is a Texas vehicle.  Also, quality usage of "ass clown"

 

 

 

 

 

[PvilleStang 2,901]

Man, those replies are fire.  License plate frame says it's offroad, so why not?!

[tfoolry 8,212]

Car on left didn’t take a shower today.  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

Big fat person needed room to exit the vehicle

[markstanco 12,577]

So this is a FM road in Mt Vernon texas. It’s just not busy.

So this suv was heading north and turned to the left (west for those keeping score at home) and managed to do this bullshit. How f’ing distracted are you when you hit the ditch on the Australian side of the road?