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$80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

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So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

We installed 4 EV charging stations at work. Had a couple people think they were cute and parked in them. They had their parking passes revoked. Anyone else want to flex their auto machismo?

They should’ve put this on before parking there (credit to @Sam Lin)

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

We installed 4 EV charging stations at work. Had a couple people think they were cute and parked in them. They had their parking passes revoked. Anyone else want to flex their auto machismo?

They converted the free charging stations in our garage at work to pay ones. Nobody uses them, now. 

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On 10/19/2023 at 9:59 AM, markstanco said:

F any one of you who are lazy assholes that park in front of the pumps at the gas station, ESPECIALLY the outside pumps with diesel.  Needed to get diesel for my tractor this morning and had to wait 5-7 minutes for a person who went inside to get their WAB.  Parking spots were an extra 50 feet away, but you people are entitled and special.  🤬

you people?

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A Ford F-250 veered off U.S. 81/287 and sideswiped a sign pole and landscaping feature, causing the vehicle to go airborne before coming to a rest in the Best Western hotel parking lot. The driver of the F-250 and a man who was struck while sitting in his vehicle shortly after checking out of the hotel both died in the crash.

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Speaking of hotels and drivers who should die...

I hate hunting season. It brings all the assholes to Montana. If you're worried that your truck that costs more than your double-wide with a lean-to is gonna get dented, park on the other side of the fucking lot. And dont even get me started on that albatros parked next to it.20231106_202423.thumb.jpg.82ce5707919b8aaf228b1ea0de480a8d.jpg.

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That looks more like people collectively said, "We ain't driving a Ford Escort.  Fuck the lines"

I'm not a big truck owner, but it's not as if one dude in the pic fucked up.

Plus they backed in.  They gotta be nice...

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Sitting here at an ice skating competition so it’s 90% trucks and SUVS.

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Black heavy duty 2500HD almost backed into my vehicle trying to squeeze by the gray volksawagon wagon instead of turning to the right of me where there’s practically nobody and a wide open parking lot.


silver f150 just parked next to that black Chevy and clipped mirrors as they pulled in since the Chevy has the extended mirrors. So they backed up and drove off lol. All so they don’t have to walk an extra45 feet but park freely as they may.

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On 10/19/2023 at 10:59 AM, markstanco said:

F any one of you who are lazy assholes that park in front of the pumps at the gas station, ESPECIALLY the outside pumps with diesel.  Needed to get diesel for my tractor this morning and had to wait 5-7 minutes for a person who went inside to get their WAB.  Parking spots were an extra 50 feet away, but you people are entitled and special.  🤬

for some reason i decided i needed to stop at the luling bucees for gas.  never again. so many assholes leaving their cars and trucks at the pump to disappear inside for 10 minutes for a 57 oz coke and overpriced kolach. 

complained to the cashier when buying my own 57 oz coke about all the dickhead customers coming inside when the lines for the pumps are 5 deep. 

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did not leave the car at the pump
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On 11/10/2023 at 7:15 PM, elfenix said:

for some reason i decided i needed to stop at the luling bucees for gas.  never again. so many assholes leaving their cars and trucks at the pump to disappear inside for 10 minutes for a 57 oz coke and overpriced kolach. 

complained to the cashier when buying my own 57 oz coke about all the dickhead customers coming inside when the lines for the pumps are 5 deep. 

Nobody goes to Bucee's anymore.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Tis the season for the commute home where 1 in 20 are driving with their headlights off and 1 in 20 driving with their high beams on. I need a $10,000 light bar on my truck.

add in the 1 in 20 with ebay headlights that were never aligned properly

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