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$80k can buy this truck, but it clearly can’t buy a lick of sense. Seen at the Far West HEB - dumbass tried to completely cut over the curb. Didn’t see the giant-ass boulder, and high-centered on it

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So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle

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8 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Parking in a European garage is usually a treat, in a bad way, and we thought this was pretty funny. A Ram in the parking garage in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon.

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I should call her 

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I believe in Texas the max width of a passenger car, including any dumbass accessories that stick out from the rims, is 8 feet.  So no, those are not legal.  However, currently in Houston it does not appear that any traffic rules are being enforced.  As long as they stay off the toll roads where the constables will cite them they are good.

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I believe in Texas the max width of a passenger car, including any dumbass accessories that stick out from the rims, is 8 feet.  So no, those are not legal.  However, currently in Houston it does not appear that any traffic rules are being enforced.  As long as they stay off the toll roads where the constables will cite them they are good.

I’m not sure what it takes to get pulled over on the Katy freeway, but it certainly is something significantly over 100 mph. 

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So this jackwagon decided it would be a great idea to drive down a two lane road DURING school zone hours (peak vehicle time) with his 12-15 wide implement on the back. The street sign was in his way so he had to stop and back up traffic for a good while.

He could have planned it better by coming through 30 minutes earlier or 15 minutes later but F everybody else trying to get the kids to school and heading to work.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

So this jackwagon decided it would be a great idea to drive down a two lane road DURING school zone hours (peak vehicle time) with his 12-15 wide implement on the back. The street sign was in his way so he had to stop and back up traffic for a good while.

He could have planned it better by coming through 30 minutes earlier or 15 minutes later but F everybody else trying to get the kids to school and heading to work.

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Whaddaya expect from an aggy?

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The dually was in it's way.  Like, I would have maneuvered in there where I'm supposed to be, but I completely get why that car didn't.  That lot's spaces are too damn skinny to begin with.  I could have posted a dozen pics just from today.

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On 5/22/2024 at 1:23 PM, Mittens said:

The dually was in it's way.  Like, I would have maneuvered in there where I'm supposed to be, but I completely get why that car didn't.  That lot's spaces are too damn skinny to begin with.  I could have posted a dozen pics just from today.

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On 5/28/2024 at 7:40 PM, nnm said:

 

That happened to us one time on I20 at Ranger. Hailstorm was pretty bad but there was no where to hide. Morons were parked under the bridge on I20 in the traffic lanes. 

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On 5/8/2024 at 9:58 AM, PvilleStang said:

Black car on the right is in a tough spot, it's right next to a dumpster, an dif he parks completely in the lines, he can't get out the driver door (should park nose in for ideal space).  Lexus is the real c*nt here.

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how should the Lexus be parked?

 

On 5/14/2024 at 3:15 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

http://www.instagram.com/reel/C67hfbrRP24/?igsh=MWJpbm4zdjBsMG1vdw==

that situation went to shit at the end.  the guy filming proved not to be the hero we thought he was. 

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On 5/31/2024 at 8:58 AM, PvilleStang said:

That's not quite fair. Could have been someone parked next to him earlier that made him park that way...

Or he let his wife drive?

Or the most likely explanation: He's a small dick asshole pickup driver.

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2 minutes ago, RPM said:

I blame truck driving schools. 

I blame the truck.  There's absolutely no reason any person should have that amount of torque and horsepower readily available to them.  Only the government needs that kind of power.

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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

I blame the truck.  There's absolutely no reason any person should have that amount of torque and horsepower readily available to them.  Only the government needs that kind of power.

There are a lot of guys with 3-inch dicks who beg to differ, sir!

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Pull into a gas station yesterday to fill up, and this jackass is sitting on his laptop at the pump...

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You might notice as I did that there is no gas cap on the drivers side of the Benz.  Managed to pump $90 worth of gas and take a piss, dude never got out of his car.

North Austin near Jollyville and Duval.

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33 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Pull into a gas station yesterday to fill up, and this jackass is sitting on his laptop at the pump...

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You might notice as I did that there is no gas cap on the drivers side of the Benz.  Managed to pump $90 worth of gas and take a piss, dude never got out of his car.

North Austin near Jollyville and Duval.

That shit pisses me off. It is a major reason I do not go to bucees (and there are a lot of them but this ranks first.) Fuckers pull in to fill up and then decide to do their Christmas shopping, feeds all 5 troglodyes in the car, and then, maybe, after taking a shit, fill up their tank.

 

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

Yeah, Bucee's is famous for not having enough gas pumps having 75% of their pumps occupied by cars with no one inside them and not filling up on gas.

Fixed it.

I once counted just the adjacent pumps when I pulled in.  9 out of 12 had empty cars.   It was not super busy and plenty of parking by the store.

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