Pics of parking douche baggery

[Stunns38 3239]

is that government housing?

Looks like student housing

[immortal13 4059]

On 11/24/2018 at 10:22 AM, demos said:

Tyler; in front of the CVS on Broadway:

4 spaces.....nice

[tfoolry 8146]

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

Over the line

 

And I'm going to need a ruling on 'left it running'

 

I think a murder is about to happen.  

 

[clapclapclap 8998]

On 11/4/2018 at 8:56 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I usually just take a shit on their door handle

R u a wedding photographer?

[SurlyBDR 22349]

Edited December 8, 2018 by SurlyBDR
popou sucks

[elfenix 34001]

[PvilleStang 2805]

^^^ Weak.  Seems to be a trickle down effect (car next to him is on the line, too) and shitty parking space width contributing to the issue.

[SquishMitten 10368]

Parking garage architect douchebaggery 

[Drew 2222]

Yeah, I mean sure he's over the line, but there's no way he could park and be able to open his door.  Trickle Down would be the correct term.

 

Also, they could make those spots bigger.  Jesus.

[Pogo 280]

If I'm that truck, I'm parking 1 spot to the right and leaking into the striped off area.

[Drew 2222]

Yeah me too most likely.

[SurlyBDR 22349]

[Drew 2222]

Subtle...but will eventually annoy the shit out of someone.

[RPM 26074]

Not sure I'd do that to a random asshole. There's a slight chance they could f'up, lose control and hurt somebody else. Zipties and shopping carts are a different story.

[Kyle 207]

What is that?

Zipties? Shopping cart? Tell me more ... I usually just hock a lug on the driver's door handle.

[RPM 26074]

3 minutes ago, Kyle said:

Zipties? Shopping cart? Tell me more ...

[Kyle 207]

Amazing. Graze.

[markstanco 12424]

Not sure I'd do that to a random asshole. There's a slight chance they could f'up, lose control and hurt somebody else. Zipties and shopping carts are a different story.

Really? Lose control with weights? Well the shopping cart trick could also cause a problem if the lady was 9 months pregnant and needed to get to the hospital!!1!!!

[RPM 26074]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Really? Lose control with weights?

If they can't park a car working perfectly, you think they will drive safely with out of balance tires?  Would hate for an innocent bystander to get hurt.

If the 9 month pregnant lady needed to get to the hospital she could take any of the other shopping carts in the lot.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

If they can't park a car working perfectly, you think they will drive safely with out of balance tires?  Would hate for an innocent bystander to get hurt.
If the 9 month pregnant lady needed to get to the hospital she could take any of the other shopping carts in the lot.

LOL at a 2 ton vehicle being so affected by a few ounces of weights that it is impossible to drive.

[PvilleStang 2805]

1 hour ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

LOL at a 2 ton vehicle being so affected by a few ounces of weights that it is impossible to drive.

I see someone's never experienced the death wobble... Or seen a car with their tire hopping as they're doing 55 down Mopac.  Shit can go south quick with a few ounces of properly placed weight.  

 

And you can always be a bigger dick, and put those weights on the driveshaft.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

I see someone's never experienced the death wobble... Or seen a car with their tire hopping as they're doing 55 down Mopac.  Shit can go south quick with a few ounces of properly placed weight.  
 
And you can always be a bigger dick, and put those weights on the driveshaft.

My father owned a tire store and I grew up mounting and balancing tires, and making recaps. I’ve seen just about everything. It takes more than a few weights to do any of that.

[Drew 2222]

Yeah it would take a large amount of weights.  But being off balanced by a few ounces will make the ride bumpy over about 30 mph, and really bouncy and annoying.  It shouldn't hurt anyone, and the worst it would do is maybe mess up the alignment and have the tires go bald sooner in different spots on different tires.

[elfenix 34001]

i'd be more concerned with poorly applied weights flying off and hitting someone who's not a parking douchebag.

[Nivek 16643]

I see someone's never experienced the death wobble... Or seen a car with their tire hopping as they're doing 55 down Mopac.  Shit can go south quick with a few ounces of properly placed weight.  
 
And you can always be a bigger dick, and put those weights on the driveshaft.

A tire hoping around is a suspension problem. Wheel balance is mostly minor vibration, ime.

[PvilleStang 2805]

Wheel balance is trivial, until you need to take evasive actions to avoid the dumb ass running across the street or car that turned in front of you.  

[RPM 26074]

 

 

[Nivek 16643]

On ‎1‎/‎11‎/‎2019 at 7:00 AM, PvilleStang said:

Wheel balance is trivial, until you need to take evasive actions to avoid the dumb ass running across the street or car that turned in front of you.  

wheel balance is to get around rim/tire balance at higher rates of speed typically 60+ mph (unless severe).  shocks/struts/brakes/good bushings/coils all come into play more during evasive maneuvers as described above - unless you speed through neighborhoods wheel balance isn't going to be that important and still marginal in your scenario.

[markstanco 12424]

Bmw driver. Not surprised.

[rpspeed 1346]

Somebody at Tx Roadhouse thought a steak dinner was more important than the  missed  payment on their wheel and  tire package

[elfenix 34001]

Hatchback over the line.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

Sweet Jesus

[Clintonaldo 2303]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

Hatchback over the line.

Park it zero. 

[Chewbacca 7612]

Hatchback over the line.

You should cut him some slack. He only has 5 feet of clearance on the right side.

[SquishMitten 10368]

^^ What does the sign on the wall say? If they're both his reserved spots, he may have a legitimate claim to park douche baggery

[elfenix 34001]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

^^ What does the sign on the wall say? If they're both his reserved spots, he may have a legitimate claim to park douche baggery

"Visitor"

for some reason it's numbered.

[Beau Vine 53625]

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

^^ What does the sign on the wall say? If they're both his reserved spots, he may have a legitimate claim to park douche baggery

[Burt 4041]

Admittedly, there's snow covering the lines, but I got there when there were only about 5 cars in the hospital parking lot.  My wife works there so I'm there quite a bit, and I know that there's a spot directly in front of the main door....which is where I'm parked, so I'm 99.9% certain I'm in a spot.  But even if I weren't, there's no reason for the fucktard to part so damn close to me.  If I were to turn front wheels to the left, they'd almost touch his bumper. 

 

 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Burt, what up with the windshield wipers?

[LebongJames 1765]

Don’t want them to freeze to the window 

[markstanco 12424]

Chic-fil-a this morning, and on the front row. Took up 4 parking spots. Plenty of parking for trailers behind the back, but this asshole couldn't walk the extra distance.

[Drew 2222]

I HATE that...same with them at Hotels. Most of the time they're parked real close to the front door taking up 4-5 spots instead of by the back.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

Get a friend to park right in front of him and you park behind the trailer. Then go inside and eat lunch and surf surly for an hour or so .

[Guest Lobo]

It's just getting more and more painful to see in downtown Austin as more and more linear feet of public parking are being removed from the streets...that so many fucking people don't understand that when there's those two painted white brackets at either end of a "parking lane" along a downtown street.  If you're the first car or the last car, your wheels (or at least your bumpers) need to be just behind that bracket line.  It doesn't mean, you pull in there and stop 10 feet shy of it.  It means you hug that bracket line.  So that more cars can fit in that parking lane area.  I'm not talking about when specific spots are painted, but when the city just has one guide at front and one in back and then dozens of feet of empty space.  it's up to the first and last person to poisition their vehicles so that more of us can fit in there.  It would be very easy too for the city to add a sign that says, "Pull the fuck up" or "Back the fuck up"...and they'd make more revenue too with extra cars being able to park on the street.  But nope, one dipshit after another. 

[woohorn 1130]

Pretty funny if real

[elfenix 34001]

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

It doesn't mean, you pull in there and stop 10 feet shy of it.

fuck those people

[RPM 26074]

20 hours ago, markstanco said:

Chic-fil-a this morning, and on the front row. Took up 4 parking spots. Plenty of parking for trailers behind the back, but this asshole couldn't walk the extra distance.

Hey now, his truck clearly says Platinum.

[llanoflash 151]

this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. 

to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole.

[markstanco 12424]

Get a friend to park right in front of him and you park behind the trailer. Then go inside and eat lunch and surf surly for an hour or so .

He was smart. The curb/grass area was in front of him. He had to pull over the curb to leave. It was also wet so I'm sure he put nice ruts in their grass as well.

[futureman 22325]

48 minutes ago, llanoflash said:

this was on my truck in college station at a chilis. there were about 40 open parking spots. my tire was partially on the line and there were about 15 open spots to my right. i admit the parking was not the best.. i am not proud. 

to be fair, i hardly ever get it in the hole.

did you put it on your fridge?  that’s fucking awesome.