Pics of parking douche baggery

[markstanco 12570]

On 4/14/2024 at 7:22 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'd buy and use this if cunt wasn't censored out. (Assuming it's a real product)

https://www.amazon.com/Bantlou-Violation-Stickers-Double-Sided-Hilarious/dp/B0BWRMZNHM/ref=sr_1_8?crid=2049U9ZJZ5TIV&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.f9MmMNsTkvH6-fqPCX1-GZbzXa_dHykfT2tj-NcRK0MlFAk9UWZmHV8i_dCLxzjQskKOfOuUamTS55GOIcTUfaL8wAXkinRPwrnP4supeCM9fGQdn1tLyyvI-80U2XHZqbjbO13LiAFCw75GeikByFi3tx3jbUFagk4Gkg9UMbGiAqnvMRJr46wY-gLiwN2XLZFCsk8pIAT-Gc_r3ZjBLDbPBF2oAHmDKRbE3jL72ewo_4IDkJo4gK9syRIDPFSHYI7BMCeurX9aEzAeQY8xHxyc_bYdcALmB6VsWgImVb4.Vq2j09XfMVwAUPQyCD15a6n9IAV1RcBVkjcYFPbVpo4&dib_tag=se&keywords=bad%2Bparking%2Bcards&qid=1713363731&sprefix=bad%2Bparking%2Caps%2C113&sr=8-8&th=1

[Steel Shank 9421]

So that's where that card came from!

[Mittens 8251]

Fuck. Yes.

[RPM 26315]

Needs Surly logo

[gofuckyourself 8195]

18 hours ago, Mittens said:

Fuck. Yes.

Oh man I like these, username and such. 

[PvilleStang 2875]

Just needs  a QR code to the last page on this thread, hoping their crap is posted here...

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Needs Surly logo

 

dickbutt water mark 

[nnm 36327]

 

 

[ROFL BOX 6647]

Count this a minor success if it is only the pan.

[ROFL BOX 6647]

I watched her park - the white vehicle to the L was already there.

[TrashMaster G 17536]

27 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I watched her park - the white vehicle to the L was already there.

Woman driver? 

I'd call that a win.

[ROFL BOX 6647]

Another one where "whitey" is not to blame.

[PvilleStang 2875]

7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Another one where "whitey" is not to blame.

Was the massage parlor too busy?

[Crapinon 2252]

11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I watched her park - the white vehicle to the L was already there.

IDK....if everyone put there wheels on the parking lot line, cars would be spaced perfectly. Maybe she's trying to start a trend.

[nnm 36327]

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Was the massage parlor too busy?

Whitey is parked in front of the “Austin Hand Group.”  

[ROFL BOX 6647]

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Was the massage parlor too busy?

As @nnmsaid, I was there for the hand job.

[TrashMaster G 17536]

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

IDK....if everyone put there wheels on the parking lot line, cars would be spaced perfectly. Maybe she's trying to start a trend.

*their

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

 

cybertruck overtaking ram as the truck of douchebag choice: 

 

[TrashMaster G 17536]

51 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

cybertruck overtaking ram as the truck of douchebag choice: 

 

It's tough to figure out how to drive a vehicle that's that stupid.

[PvilleStang 2875]

This lady gets to work and parks in the handicap spot because she doesn't want to park another 20 feet away.  No placard in her car, and she's clearly not handicapped.  (I brightened up the sign and the spot paint for reference here).

[254512 236]

Cause and effect

 

[mininghorn88 2275]

The Cadillac was the last one to park.

[Sam Lin 3550]

I think that's a fake pic, the Jeep isn't up on the curb.

[nnm 36327]

8 hours ago, 254512 said:

Cause and effect

 

Dually is the ahole here. Idiot knows he’s going to take up two spaces wherever he goes. He should never, ever park next to a handicapped spot. 

[PvilleStang 2875]

Black car on the right is in a tough spot, it's right next to a dumpster, an dif he parks completely in the lines, he can't get out the driver door (should park nose in for ideal space).  Lexus is the real c*nt here.

[MontereyMX 869]

8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Black car on the right is in a tough spot, it's right next to a dumpster, an dif he parks completely in the lines, he can't get out the driver door (should park nose in for ideal space).  Lexus is the real c*nt here.

who’s right? 

[Da Fino 2772]

Unsurprising 

[TrashMaster G 17536]

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Unsurprising 

As I said before....

On 5/6/2024 at 3:25 PM, TrashMaster G said:

It's tough to figure out how to drive a vehicle that's that stupid.

 

[Steamboat1874 4048]

On 3/18/2024 at 12:05 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

10/10 the truck driver is the type to bitch about lazy people and/or people who don't follow the rules because of course the rules don't apply to said driver.

On a good karma note, we were walking out of a crowded Austin restaurant on Lamar recently and there were some grandparents pulled up with the grandkids piling out of the car with the agitated grandmother who was trying to figure out where equally agitated grandpa was going to park with no spaces available. So we strolled up, 'excuse me, but if you can wait one sec we're backing out right there' (point to our car) which was ten yards away. Probably saved that guys life, he looked like he was going to have a heart attack if he had to find a place to park over the lunch hour on a weekday.

How was Chili’s?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

I think you meant Golden Corral 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

On 5/12/2024 at 10:32 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

How was Chili’s?

24 Diner

[SurlyBDR 22760]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10226]

On 5/6/2024 at 2:34 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

cybertruck overtaking ram as the truck of douchebag choice: 

 

Issue for this guy is he's got the only one on the island so everyone knows who he is. Anytime he does anything people jump on it:

 

[Mittens 8251]

Go into that thread - dude had a bad day, deservedly so:

4 corners parking:

 

Parking in the crosswalk:

[Jersey Man10 3528]

http://www.instagram.com/reel/C67hfbrRP24/?igsh=MWJpbm4zdjBsMG1vdw==

[DigglerontheHoof 21167]

18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Go into that thread - dude had a bad day, deservedly so:

4 corners parking:

 

Parking in the crosswalk:

Quarantined for rust. 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

My son calls cyber trucks "wank panzers", and now I do, too.  I saw my first one irl last weekend, and the wanker was four corner parked.

[nnm 36327]

( sound up for parking reference)

[MonkeyDoughnut 10226]

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

( sound up for parking reference)

damn... Humble Tx... and apparently that's a 21yr old woman firing the gun.  Was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

[PvilleStang 2875]

On 5/14/2024 at 10:04 AM, SurlyBDR said:

Karen needs to calm down.  She doesn't own the street.   And stop being a twat waffle, and meld those quarters to the tire like a true passive-aggressivist.  Maybe a pebble under the valve cap. 

[Buzzrock 14901]

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

[leaf 684]

27 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

They gave you the hood of their car as a staging area.

[nnm 36327]

30 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

A little Honda on Honda violence won’t hurt anyone except the Honda drivers. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Thanks dickhead. Should make putting all the baseball gear back in the car a breeze.

If you had parked correctly you would have plenty of room to load all of your equipment in the back of your car

[SurlyGator 864]

Which Surly poster is going to post a pic of how far Buzz's vehicle is sticking out into the road?

[Steel Shank 9421]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If you had parked correctly you would have plenty of room to load all of your equipment in the back of your car

this

[Buzzrock 14901]

Oh sure, blame the victim 

[PittsburghTiger 6174]

Parking in a European garage is usually a treat, in a bad way, and we thought this was pretty funny. A Ram in the parking garage in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon.

Edited May 21 by PittsburghTiger

[nnm 36327]

4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Parking in a European garage is usually a treat, in a bad way, and we thought this was pretty funny. A Ram in the parking garage in St. Tropez yesterday afternoon.

Typical Ram driver, even in Europe.

[Beau Vine 54203]

On 5/17/2024 at 12:41 PM, PvilleStang said:

Karen needs to calm down.  She doesn't own the street.   And stop being a twat waffle, and meld those quarters to the tire like a true passive-aggressivist.  Maybe a pebble under the valve cap. 

You need to brush up on your street law.   According to Dillo Pad v Flooring Guy (2021), the police understand that the homeowner "owns the street more than the commuter."

Edited May 21 by Beau Vine