2018 Surlyhorns Roto League

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

On 4/10/2018 at 10:29 AM, VolenteHawk said:

I have built the worst fantasy offense of all time. Where’s that panic button?

Well buddy, I have bats and hats for bats. Let me know if you are interested in trying to work something out. I need RP, SP, and maybe SS. 

[txhorns 2409]

I will be changing it from OBP to OPS on Saturday morning based on the current results of the poll.  Please vote if you haven't already done so.

[Tailleur17 361]

I will be changing it from OBP to OPS on Saturday morning based on the current results of the poll.  Please vote if you haven't already done so.

Voted

[APMP 688]

It's 4-4 OBP v. OPS...so leave it OBP?

[Henry Hill 3156]

I’m trying to set the record for most guys on the DL. Yeesh.

[txhorns 2409]

2 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

I’m trying to set the record for most guys on the DL. Yeesh.

I'v got you beat

[Brew 3049]

I seriously don’t get how my crappy starters are getting used. Richards throws 73 pitches today and gets pulled with a 4-1 lead at the end of the 5th. He has given up 3 combined runs over his last three starts and has pitched 5, 4.1, and 5 innings. 

[Scraps 13560]

I’m trying to set the record for most guys on the DL. Yeesh.

I have 5 so get on my level

[Scraps 13560]

Make that 6. Just had another one hit the DL

[Tailleur17 361]

Is every damn game gonna be postponed? Some of these northern teams need alternate dome stadiums for this stuff.

[Tailleur17 361]

Fuck my team. Trea Turner especially.

[Scraps 13560]

fucking amazing I am last in WHIP with Verlander and Scherzer.  LOL

[Brew 3049]

My pitching decisions have sucked so far. Every time I pick up someone outside of Porcello they are garbage. I keep going up and down the WHIP/ERA ladder.

[Brew 3049]

The short bench sucks. 3 DL’s and 3 DTD’s make it difficult to put a full team in play without cutting starters.

[VolenteHawk 495]

I happened to be looking at my roster as the dong that Salvador Perez just hit posted.  Niiiiiice.

 

[Scraps 13560]

On 5/3/2018 at 8:21 AM, Brew said:

The short bench sucks. 3 DL’s and 3 DTD’s make it difficult to put a full team in play without cutting starters.

I don't think I have had a full team all year.  I am just trying to tread water until guys start playing lol. 

[Brew 3049]

Lester’s last 3 starts he’s gone 5.2, 5.1, and 5.2 with 3 combined ER’s. QS as a stat sucks.

[Scraps 13560]

Paul Goldschmidt needs to pull his fucking head out of his ass

[Capn81 372]

I forgot all about this thread! My team has looked like crap so far, but some of that has been non-stop injuries.

[Brew 3049]

On 5/15/2018 at 10:14 AM, Scraps said:

Paul Goldschmidt needs to pull his fucking head out of his ass

Once he’s finished can he check on Altuve also?

[Tailleur17 361]

Halfway mark

[Scraps 13560]

Pretty sure we are way past the halfway mark.  

[Capn81 372]

My team keeps bouncing around on scores. A ton of teams are very close on a lot of stats I guess. Usually, my team is balanced out by this time of year.

[Scraps 13560]

I've made up about 7 pts in the past month or so.....and still not moving in standings lol.  

[Tailleur17 361]

Looks like we're in a dogfight for 2nd. What's the usual payout again?

[Jack Handey 57]

Fun season. Any word on payouts?

[Brew 3049]

I thought it paid out 3 places, but I haven’t seen or heard anything.

[Jack Handey 57]

Correct, first 3 pay out.  Haven't seen or heard anything either 

[txhorns 2409]

Well guys I must admit that i dropped the ball here.  With all of the chaos that has been my October (cancer, broken hand, following Brasier throughout the playoffs) I forgot I hadn't sent out the payments on this.  Those will be going out at the latest tomorrow.

[Scraps 13560]

Ok i get the 2 excuses of broken hand and Brasier, but Cancer???

Man up bro!

[immamac 42833]

On 3/26/2018 at 3:06 PM, Tailleur17 said:

I'm back. Thanks for letting me join up again.

I'll try not to get banned before the end of the season like last time.

Anyone else think this is funny

[txhorns 2409]

15 hours ago, Scraps said:

Ok i get the 2 excuses of broken hand and Brasier, but Cancer???

Man up bro!

Well dad had cancer surgery on Texas OU weekend.  Everything is fine except he can do any physical labor so I've been doing it all.  Son broke his hand in a football game the week before.

As for Brasier, grew up playing baseball with and against him from little league on.  He and Chase Anderson played for a rival high school.  I played summer ball with them for years.

[Scraps 13560]

Hi34

[Henry Hill 3156]

Can’t wait to disappoint yet again.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

I'm not going to let the computer draft for me this time, that didn't work out very well 

[VolenteHawk 495]

I’m not going as heavy on relief pitching this year.

 

[Girdwood 118]

Y’all got an extra spot? 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

On 2/15/2019 at 11:57 PM, Girdwood said:

Y’all got an extra spot? 

Ha, if we have enough to form a league, then there will definitely be room

[Brew 3049]

I’n still in.

[Jack Handey 57]

In

[Girdwood 118]

In if you guys have room.

[Scraps 13560]

So who is even the commish?

[txhorns 2409]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So who is even the commish?

I have been.

[Scraps 13560]

Lol cool was just wondering..... i honestly can't keep up with people since everyone has different team names from shaggy name etc

[txhorns 2409]

26 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol cool was just wondering..... i honestly can't keep up with people since everyone has different team names from shaggy name etc

Agreed.  I will start a new thread soon for this year.

[Scraps 13560]

Season starts in a week with oakland v seattle in japan