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Fucking thing(s) goes in my yard, pisses off the dog, crawls up my car, etc

 

Don't think they're stray either.  So I shouldn't kill the motherfucker.  Is there any sort of effective cat repellent stuff to use?

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I had a neighbor when I was growing up who would shoot them, true story. Mr. Garrett was an ornery SOB.  When he was driving down the street all the neighborhood kids learned to get out of road without delay.

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1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

A bowl of antifreeze left out overnight will do the trick.

We laced a saucer of milk with strict 9. Their moaning and coughing was annoying for about 15 minutes, but it was highly effective. It's a hell of a lot quicker than bashing their skulls with a rock. They move quick.

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2 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

We laced a saucer of milk with strict 9. Their moaning and coughing was annoying for about 15 minutes, but it was highly effective. It's a hell of a lot quicker than bashing their skulls with a rock. They move quick.

Strict 9? That's the opposite of lenient 9, right?

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2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Bb gun or not, unless you kill them they will still get all up in your yard while you aren't home.

And even if you do kill one another will come.

 

Fuck all yall suggesting killing someone's pet.

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9 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

A bowl of antifreeze left out overnight will do the trick.

Didn't manufacturers start putting something bitter in antifreeze a few years ago so animals wouldn't be attracted to the ethylene glycol?

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See if your city has a Feral Cat Coalition.    They will trap them,  try to locate the owner, or have them adopted. 

If they are truly feral,  they will find a suitable habitat. 

 

 

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38 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck all yall suggesting killing someone's pet.

Yea,  I get the frustration though.   Most people don't  let their dogs just roam free digging and shitting in their neighbors yards, yet somehow cats get a free pass.  I hate feral cats because they piss on my porch and shit in my garden.   Can't tell you how many times I've been doing yard work, pull weeds or plants and I find a nice chunk of shit.  

Id never kill one though.*  Maybe cayenne pepper is the answer.  It seemed to piss of the squirrels that were eating my bird seed.

 

*might not slam on thr brakes or swerve if one runs in front of my car either. 

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1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Also, anything you let roam freely off of your property is not a pet.  It's a wild animal that has suckered you into feeding it.

Strangely appropriate for the Wives or Divorce thread.

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I sprinkle cayenne pepper in the bushes where cats go to piss and shit and they stop it immediately. I don’t really care about the stray that lounges on the roof of my car. But the first time a female cat pisses in your bushes and get cayenne up her twat will run away quick like

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11 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I sprinkle cayenne pepper in the bushes where cats go to piss and shit and they stop it immediately. I don’t really care about the stray that lounges on the roof of my car. But the first time a female cat pisses in your bushes and get cayenne up her twat will run away quick like

Yeah they sell some spray that is mostly cayenne that works to keep squirrels away from bulbs and flower shoots, too.  Keep off or something like that.  Basically spray Tabasco.  Cats don't like citrus either.

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You picked the right choice.  I have had good luck dissuading neighborhood cats from pissing and shitting around our bushes with a good dousing of cayenne in the used areas.  Takes a bit of effort to keep a good layer if you have rains, but after several weeks they learn to move on.

 

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Damn if my hillbilly engineer mind didn't come up with an idea.  Get the sprinkler setup, but add in one of those fertilizer spray canisters and fill that thing with cayenne instead of fertilizer.  Bet that would reduce the return rate pretty quick.

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Let me get this straight... There's a lot of pussy in your neighborhood that keeps showing up to your house, and for some reason you want to defeat it? 

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I have killed three cats with a pellet gun in the 15 years I have lived at my current location. I think the first two were feral or dumped. The last one had a collar on it. When I threw the body in the dumpster, I hung the collar on the little handle thing on the dumpster so that everyone would see it.

I like songbirds and lizards but I don't like cats, cat piss, cat shit, or cat footprints on my vehicles, so fuck em all.

 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I have killed three cats with a pellet gun in the 15 years I have lived at my current location. I think the first two were feral or dumped. The last one had a collar on it. When I threw the body in the dumpster, I hung the collar on the little handle thing on the dumpster so that everyone would see it.

I like songbirds and lizards but I don't like cats, cat piss, cat shit, or cat footprints on my vehicles, so fuck em all.

 

 

 

If that had been my cat's collar I would have come and beat your ass.  That said, our cats don't go outside for extended periods.

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