What's the best way to ward off neighborhood cats

[52-80 19150]

Fucking thing(s) goes in my yard, pisses off the dog, crawls up my car, etc

 

Don't think they're stray either.  So I shouldn't kill the motherfucker.  Is there any sort of effective cat repellent stuff to use?

[texasjacket 289]

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So I shouldn't kill the motherfucker.  

Yes

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Coyote Urine?

[Hate 20108]

This probably won’t kill it, but will remind it not to come in your yard.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

http://www.pepperball.com

[orange dream 1247]

I had a neighbor when I was growing up who would shoot them, true story. Mr. Garrett was an ornery SOB.  When he was driving down the street all the neighborhood kids learned to get out of road without delay.

Edited September 18, 2018 by orange dream

[Moby Ric 2058]

A bowl of antifreeze left out overnight will do the trick.

[Spankytoes 1739]

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

A bowl of antifreeze left out overnight will do the trick.

We laced a saucer of milk with strict 9. Their moaning and coughing was annoying for about 15 minutes, but it was highly effective. It's a hell of a lot quicker than bashing their skulls with a rock. They move quick.

[52-80 19150]

yall mawfuckers need jesus

[deadshank 24652]

[Bat Guano 359]

2 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

We laced a saucer of milk with strict 9. Their moaning and coughing was annoying for about 15 minutes, but it was highly effective. It's a hell of a lot quicker than bashing their skulls with a rock. They move quick.

Strict 9? That's the opposite of lenient 9, right?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

I prefer love potion No. 9

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Bb gun or not, unless you kill them they will still get all up in your yard while you aren't home.

[TwiceHorn 31449]

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Bb gun or not, unless you kill them they will still get all up in your yard while you aren't home.

And even if you do kill one another will come.

 

Fuck all yall suggesting killing someone's pet.

[BlueGreySky 1004]

9 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

A bowl of antifreeze left out overnight will do the trick.

Didn't manufacturers start putting something bitter in antifreeze a few years ago so animals wouldn't be attracted to the ethylene glycol?

[torre 1285]

See if your city has a Feral Cat Coalition.    They will trap them,  try to locate the owner, or have them adopted. 

If they are truly feral,  they will find a suitable habitat. 

 

 

Edited September 19, 2018 by torre

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

38 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fuck all yall suggesting killing someone's pet.

Yea,  I get the frustration though.   Most people don't  let their dogs just roam free digging and shitting in their neighbors yards, yet somehow cats get a free pass.  I hate feral cats because they piss on my porch and shit in my garden.   Can't tell you how many times I've been doing yard work, pull weeds or plants and I find a nice chunk of shit.  

Id never kill one though.*  Maybe cayenne pepper is the answer.  It seemed to piss of the squirrels that were eating my bird seed.

 

*might not slam on thr brakes or swerve if one runs in front of my car either. 

[Nolacycling 893]

Can of tuna left out in the sun then placed strategically.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Also, anything you let roam freely off of your property is not a pet.  It's a wild animal that has suckered you into feeding it.

[Sam Lin 3555]

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Also, anything you let roam freely off of your property is not a pet.  It's a wild animal that has suckered you into feeding it.

Strangely appropriate for the Wives or Divorce thread.

[irishtexan 11518]

I sprinkle cayenne pepper in the bushes where cats go to piss and shit and they stop it immediately. I don’t really care about the stray that lounges on the roof of my car. But the first time a female cat pisses in your bushes and get cayenne up her twat will run away quick like

[TwiceHorn 31449]

11 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I sprinkle cayenne pepper in the bushes where cats go to piss and shit and they stop it immediately. I don’t really care about the stray that lounges on the roof of my car. But the first time a female cat pisses in your bushes and get cayenne up her twat will run away quick like

Yeah they sell some spray that is mostly cayenne that works to keep squirrels away from bulbs and flower shoots, too.  Keep off or something like that.  Basically spray Tabasco.  Cats don't like citrus either.

[Parliament 14255]

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Maybe let the dog out when you see the cat?

[Dbeasy 15047]

I hate cats but I respect the fact that they are hardened assassins of snakes and rats. Therefore they can lounge around my house all they want.

[Chico_SA 521]

 

[Chico_SA 521]

I got one off of Amazon, but haven't set it up yet.  

[Nolacycling 893]

I don't mind lounging cats either, but now they're pooping on my front porch. so no sprinkler, dog, cayenne that I would track inside. ? 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

I hate stray dogs more.

[Nolacycling 893]

7 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I hate stray dogs more.

That's a great start for another, completely different, additional thread.

[BearSchlong 8083]

I'm done.

Just ordered a 6 pound package of Cayanne on Amazon.

[Incredulity 11664]

You picked the right choice.  I have had good luck dissuading neighborhood cats from pissing and shitting around our bushes with a good dousing of cayenne in the used areas.  Takes a bit of effort to keep a good layer if you have rains, but after several weeks they learn to move on.

 

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

23 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

I'm done.

Just ordered a 6 pound package of Cayanne on Amazon.

 I love America 

[horn4life 3760]

Everyone knows you need strict 9, because of the 9 lives....

[horn4life 3760]

Damn if my hillbilly engineer mind didn't come up with an idea.  Get the sprinkler setup, but add in one of those fertilizer spray canisters and fill that thing with cayenne instead of fertilizer.  Bet that would reduce the return rate pretty quick.

[Enchubben 5510]

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Claymores on the perimeter.  

[Celery Man 20934]

if you use stroke 9, don't expect to get your bloody black bad cat back

[Errestaurants 2570]

Can of tuna on top of a block of tannerite. You know what to do next. Make sure to get video. 

[Parliament 14255]

[bernorange 8359]

So no one ever considered the efficacy of a strongly worded note?

[Parliament 14255]

Maybe a Facebook callout.

[StassneyHorn 6575]

Some of you don’t know love. Cats are the perfect pet when you don’t want a pet, but your kids/gf want a pet.

[Prepuce of Doom 21065]

I recommend a trained fleet of harpy eagles. 

[The Fantastic Dr. Scrote 22]

My momma used to chase them off the porch with a broom

[Rimbo 25919]

coyotes

[NWBuck 8552]

Let me get this straight... There's a lot of pussy in your neighborhood that keeps showing up to your house, and for some reason you want to defeat it? 

[RDCanecutter 26411]

Put out an open can of tuna every evening. Next to someone else's house.

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

 

I have killed three cats with a pellet gun in the 15 years I have lived at my current location. I think the first two were feral or dumped. The last one had a collar on it. When I threw the body in the dumpster, I hung the collar on the little handle thing on the dumpster so that everyone would see it.

I like songbirds and lizards but I don't like cats, cat piss, cat shit, or cat footprints on my vehicles, so fuck em all.

 

 

 

[TwiceHorn 31449]

25 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I have killed three cats with a pellet gun in the 15 years I have lived at my current location. I think the first two were feral or dumped. The last one had a collar on it. When I threw the body in the dumpster, I hung the collar on the little handle thing on the dumpster so that everyone would see it.

I like songbirds and lizards but I don't like cats, cat piss, cat shit, or cat footprints on my vehicles, so fuck em all.

 

 

 

If that had been my cat's collar I would have come and beat your ass.  That said, our cats don't go outside for extended periods.