The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Night of the long knives is coming. 

In a flippant effort to avoid thinking about the potential for that grim event, I have considered Trump’s inept attorneys and am pinning my hopes that his staff will be similar enough that we will have the Night of the long straws.

[LABEVO 928]

 

[DDD Dad 14,344]

 

Well how else can you be protected from the unwashed masses?

[berlinerbaer 678]

Minority rule ends poorly. For everyone.

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

5 minutes ago, berlinerbaer said:

Minority rule ends poorly. For everyone.

Pretty sure Republicans are against minority rule too. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,793]

5 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Pretty sure Republicans are against minority rule too. 

Right. They never want to win the presidency again. Makes sense. 

[4th&Five 41,567]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,205]

Like the entire gop, he’s a coward.

[Js1 85,445]

 

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Right. They never want to win the presidency again. Makes sense. 

Yikes.

[elfenix 34,330]

 

There's 3 women in the upper right. Checkmate, libtards!

[David Dennison 18,938]

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

That's a whole lotta cunts.

[WhatTheBuck 28,793]

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

There's 3 women in the upper right. Checkmate, libtards!

And look, not all the White House interns are white:

[atomheartbevo 89,742]

Meadows is 60, and has only been there 6 years.    He is not leaving because of any prayers he made, or family consideration.

[hayden_horn 11,364]

just was looking at trump's twitter this morning, and he was retweeting lindsey graham, and oh look, his profile pic is one of him with supreme court justice kavanaugh, how normal is that?

[Jack Straw 2,954]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Like the entire gop, he’s a coward.

And a willing participant in the subversion of democracy, and a supporter of treason.  Like the entire GOP.  

[Js1 85,445]

58 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

just was looking at trump's twitter this morning, and he was retweeting lindsey graham, and oh look, his profile pic is one of him with supreme court justice kavanaugh, how normal is that?

Boof buddies? 

[hayden_horn 11,364]

kevin mccarthy just said with a straight face that republicans renew and that retirements do not bother him, and they have more women running than at any point in republican party history.

lulz.

oh also, "this job should not be your whole life." has he looked around the chamber at his old white male republican colleagues?

['stache 21,825]

Oh, just an okie insurance agent threatening to hunt down our state's lone democratic congresswoman for acknowledging facts and voting to impeach. This is your party gop, are you going to fix it, or just let it ride as long as you win a few elections in red states full of idiots?

NBD though, he says he just had a few too many beers. I know when I have a few too many I make domestic threats against members of congress, then bang a fattie at closing time. Same ol same ol.

https://www.thelostogle.com/2019/12/19/oklahoma-insurance-agent-asks-when-americans-can-hunt-down-kendra-horn/?fbclid=IwAR2dJDpD_lVGXZU5p3NlSnvsYhhJP_SF-Uk65zlEjVjg60daBbiJn9rW2q8

Edited December 19, 2019 by 'stache

[Brisketexan 105,161]

Remember folks, all that's changed is that now the GOP/party of Trump says the quiet part out loud.  That's it.  That's all that's changed.  They are out there for the world to see, in all their deranged glory.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,205]

Perhaps someone will hunt down ol Brad.  

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

dude lived his life with the name smallwood.  cut him some slack.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,205]

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh, just an okie insurance agent threatening to hunt down our state's lone democratic congresswoman for acknowledging facts and voting to impeach. This is your party gop, are you going to fix it, or just let it ride as long as you win a few elections in red states full of idiots?

NBD though, he says he just had a few too many beers. I know when I have a few too many I make domestic threats against members of congress, then bang a fattie at closing time. Same ol same ol.

https://www.thelostogle.com/2019/12/19/oklahoma-insurance-agent-asks-when-americans-can-hunt-down-kendra-horn/?fbclid=IwAR2dJDpD_lVGXZU5p3NlSnvsYhhJP_SF-Uk65zlEjVjg60daBbiJn9rW2q8

I just called Liberty Mutual's corporate HQ at 617-357-9500 to express my opinion about Smallwood (such a perfect name for that cunt).  If you choose option 6, they will pick up.  I was not the first they've heard from.  He probably isn't having a very good day. 

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

19 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

dude lived his life with the name smallwood.  cut him some slack.

You know the thing that hurts him the most though, is that the name fits. Yo Brad, it's not the mexicans or liberals fault you got a small dick and a shitty name, blame your parents dude. 

[Brisketexan 105,161]

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I just called Liberty Mutual's corporate HQ at 617-357-9500 to express my opinion about Smallwood (such a perfect name for that cunt).  If you choose option 6, they will pick up.  I was not the first they've heard from.  He probably isn't having a very good day. 

It will all work out.  He'll end up being a star agent for America Freedom Eagle Fireworks Insurance -- he'll appear on Tucker Carlson and Ingraham, and advertise on Fox, and make a kabillion selling (my idea) MS-13 insurance to scared old people.  

For every Trumpkin acting like a complete monster and losing the path to normal business, there is a grift just waiting for them.  There's gold in the MAGA hills, there to be mined.

['stache 21,825]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It will all work out.  He'll end up being a star agent for America Freedom Eagle Fireworks Insurance -- he'll appear on Tucker Carlson and Ingraham, and advertise on Fox, and make a kabillion selling (my idea) MS-13 insurance to scared old people.  

For every Trumpkin acting like a complete monster and losing the path to normal business, there is a grift just waiting for them.  There's gold in the MAGA hills, there to be mined.

He probably doesn't even have to work anymore in insurance. Just start a gofundme and be a whiny little bitch about "freedom of speech" and the "deep state." Enough morons will contribute to set him up for life. Fuck work, it's only a "handout" if you're dark.

Edited December 19, 2019 by 'stache

[DigglerontheHoof 21,205]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He probably doesn't even have to work anymore in insurance. Just start a gofundme and be a whiny little bitch about "freedom of speech" and the "deep state." Enough morons will contribute to set him up for life. Fuck work, it's only a "handout" if you're dark.

Is Central Oklahoma where morons who can't get into OU go?

[Chooky 13,317]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And look, not all the White House interns are white:

[Js1 85,445]

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

kevin mccarthy just said with a straight face that republicans renew and that retirements do not bother him, and they have more women running than at any point in republican party history.

lulz.

oh also, "this job should not be your whole life." has he looked around the chamber at his old white male republican colleagues?

McCarthy has been in government (local/state and national) since 2003. He should consider fucking his own face. 

[Chad Fuck 17,693]

18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It is a bit sobering realizing we are just dumb animals repeating the same mistakes over and over.  We are not progressing as a species.  We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.  

Oh, no, no.  We've totally progressed.  We can do this to each other now:

That's science!

 

[horn4life 3,769]

i was driving home in traffic and a thought came into my head.  Do nearly all Republican kids now lie and cheat?

I mean if they accept that behavior in every walk of political life, would not children of parents that accept that behavior adopt it to some degree?

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

10 minutes ago, horn4life said:

i was driving home in traffic and a thought came into my head.  Do nearly all Republican kids now lie and cheat?

I mean if they accept that behavior in every walk of political life, would not children of parents that accept that behavior adopt it to some degree?

I think they adopt the "win at all costs" philosophy more than the Dem base. More "pull up your bootstraps" than "alone we can do little; together we can do so much."

[bolverk 29,694]

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I think they adopt the "win at all costs" philosophy more than the Dem base. More "pull up your bootstraps" than "alone we can do little; together we can do so much."

Hey! How'd the rest of the trip go with ol' Tuck?

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

27 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Hey! How'd the rest of the trip go with ol' Tuck?

Lol. Highly recommend Half Moon in Jamaica, despite the racist clientele. He left the day after so I spent a couple days hanging out at the bar on the beach talking race and politics with the guys who work there. They knew who he was and what he stands for and a couple were not happy. But made for fun and interesting conversations with the locals and ended making some friends out of it. 

My wife had to put me in check when we heard one of his wedding party talking loudly about how Republicans are more open minded than the "socialist left with leaders like Pol Pot."

Edited December 20, 2019 by SmokeyTheBear

[bolverk 29,694]

Ball and chain, man. Ball... And... Chain...

But I'm sure she's a saint for putting up with a surly asshole.

[HenryJames 66,134]

 

[lemonlime 5,503]

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

15 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Ball and chain, man. Ball... And... Chain...

But I'm sure she's a saint for putting up with a surly asshole.

She loves me because I'm a surly asshole 

[Foosters 17,858]

Check out this motherfucking headline

 

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/washington-state-rep-matt-shea-engaged-in-domestic-terrorism-against-the-u-s-says-state-house-inquiry/

 

[bolverk 29,694]

18 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Check out this motherfucking headline

 

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/washington-state-rep-matt-shea-engaged-in-domestic-terrorism-against-the-u-s-says-state-house-inquiry/

 

Good god. Read all the shit on his wiki. How the fuck did he get elected?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Shea?wprov=sfla1

[Degenerate Gardner 4,085]

20 hours ago, berlinerbaer said:

Minority rule ends poorly. For everyone.

Absolutes are always wrong.

[staboner 4,984]

On 12/19/2019 at 11:15 AM, Biff Tannen said:

It is a bit sobering realizing we are just dumb animals repeating the same mistakes over and over.  We are not progressing as a species.  We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.  

i think the problem is simply that the human lifespan leave us with little to no guarantee that wisdom can actually hang around from generation to generation. The question is how severe will it be when it happens. Its clear the moments of peace are getting longer, which is nice. Hopefully the moments of war don't continue to get more severe. 

Eugene does a good job talking about it here:

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

51 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Check out this motherfucking headline

 

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/washington-state-rep-matt-shea-engaged-in-domestic-terrorism-against-the-u-s-says-state-house-inquiry/

 

The most surprising thing about that article wasn't that an investigation concluded an elected GOP official engaged in domestic terrorism, it's that the minority GOP leader said he should resign.

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

Is this when Republicans loot, destroy and set things on fire? Or is that just a democrat thing? Asking for a friend.

 

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[wildcat09 29,355]

3 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Is this when Republicans loot, destroy and set things on fire? Or is that just a democrat thing? Asking for a friend.

 

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That’s your response to a story revealing that an elected republican is a terrorist?

[Biff Tannen 45,694]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

That’s your response to a story revealing that an elected republican is a terrorist?

Well, you know. Yes. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,793]

3 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Absolutes are always wrong.

Iswydt

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,599]

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Under current Republican dogma, had he gotten the girl pregnant, she'd be forced to have the baby and he'd be free to sue for custody after being let out of jail and not being a registered sex offender.  That's awesome.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

It can always get worse.