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RomaVicta

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6 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

 

Seems like having to put up with more than one woman's bullshit would be punishment enough. 

 

5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I had a law school professor who used to say, "Polygamy - The only crime that carries with it its' own punishment."  The ladies in the class were not impressed. 

He definitely gave zero fucks.  

Sorry, my friends. The ladies may have been underwhelmed by the staleness of that joke.

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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Sorry, my friends. The ladies may have been underwhelmed by the staleness of that joke.

Perhaps.  I'd not heard it before, but being from East Texas, I admit that to that point most of the jokes I'd heard to that point were of the "sister-cousin" variety.  

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wut?  no wai...

Perfectly normal...

 

I wonder what interests the repressive former Soviet satellite nation with the world's 4th or 5th largest natural gas reserves but is desperately seeking access to export markets through Russian-controlled pipelines and is ruled by an autocrat whose cult of personality rivals only Kim Jong-un has in the success of the Party of Trump in Florida. Honestly, it's baffling.

John Oliver did a great piece on their "president" last year. It's worth the watch.

 

 

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I wonder what interests the repressive former Soviet satellite nation with the world's 4th or 5th largest natural gas reserves but is desperately seeking access to export markets through Russian-controlled pipelines and is ruled by an autocrat whose cult of personality rivals only Kim Jong-un has in the success of the Party of Trump in Florida. Honestly, it's baffling.
John Oliver did a great piece on their "president" last year. It's worth the watch.
 
 

Can we just sell FL to Turkmenistan?
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On 2/17/2020 at 11:49 AM, Mdhorn said:

Newest book of the Bible in the Trumpest version, inserted before Genesis--DOTARD 1:1 "In the beginning, God created Trump." DOTARD 2:2 "He is perfect." Then a whole bunch of Trump smiting his enemies, building walls and cutting healthcare to children, the poor and elderly followed by lots of rallies.  

And on the fourteenth day, Trump grabbed em in the pussy.

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Tommy Tuberville is a total sack of shit. His former players don't recognize the man his Republican aspirations have forced him to become.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/an-sec-football-coach-became-a-trump-loving-senate-hopeful-his-players-no-longer-recognize-him/ar-BB10t3kz?ocid=spartandhp

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14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tommy Tuberville is a total sack of shit. His former players don't recognize the man his Republican aspirations have forced him to become.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/an-sec-football-coach-became-a-trump-loving-senate-hopeful-his-players-no-longer-recognize-him/ar-BB10t3kz?ocid=spartandhp

its not surprising that a good recruiter is a politician obv. he is comfy with lying over and over again. somewhere in his brain this is all reconciled but who knows where.

US is diseased me Gs. large chunks of folks who are just so unhappy with whatever reality they live that they make up one with a demon at the helm. damn sad. 

vote quimby. 

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On 2/27/2020 at 5:02 PM, staboner said:

its not surprising that a good recruiter is a politician obv. he is comfy with lying over and over again. somewhere in his brain this is all reconciled but who knows where.

US is diseased me Gs. large chunks of folks who are just so unhappy with whatever reality they live that they make up one with a demon at the helm. damn sad. 

vote quimby. 

 

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It'S nOt AbOuT RaCe!1!1!1!1

 

From the Tubs article: " 'They told me we got more Middle Easterners coming across the border than we do Mexicans,' Tuberville told a gathering of Alabama Republicans last June. 'This was before the caravans started coming. I said: ‘What are you talking about?’ He said they’re coming all over the Middle East. They’re coming across the border, and they ain’t leaving. They’re coming for a reason. Folks, they’re taking over, and if we don’t open our eyes, it is going to be over with.' ”

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doing everything they can to subvert democracy.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/02/texas-polling-sites-closures-voting

Last year, Texas led the US south in an unenviable statistic: closing down the most polling stations, making it more difficult for people to vote and arguably benefiting Republicans.

A report by civil rights group The Leadership Conference Education Fund found that 750 polls had been closed statewide since 2012.

A Guardian analysis based on that report confirms what many activists have suspected: the places where the black and Latinx population is growing by the largest numbers have experienced the vast majority of the state’s poll site closures.

The analysis finds that the 50 counties that gained the most Black and Latinx residents between 2012 and 2018 closed 542 polling sites, compared to just 34 closures in the 50 counties that have gained the fewest black and Latinx residents. This is despite the fact that the population in the former group of counties has risen by 2.5 million people, whereas in the latter category the total population has fallen by over 13,000

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

doing everything they can to subvert democracy.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/02/texas-polling-sites-closures-voting

Last year, Texas led the US south in an unenviable statistic: closing down the most polling stations, making it more difficult for people to vote and arguably benefiting Republicans.

A report by civil rights group The Leadership Conference Education Fund found that 750 polls had been closed statewide since 2012.

A Guardian analysis based on that report confirms what many activists have suspected: the places where the black and Latinx population is growing by the largest numbers have experienced the vast majority of the state’s poll site closures.

The analysis finds that the 50 counties that gained the most Black and Latinx residents between 2012 and 2018 closed 542 polling sites, compared to just 34 closures in the 50 counties that have gained the fewest black and Latinx residents. This is despite the fact that the population in the former group of counties has risen by 2.5 million people, whereas in the latter category the total population has fallen by over 13,000

Came here to post that.  That last paragraph is infuriating.

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1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Democrats should beat this to death in the press but instead allow Republicans to control the narrative.

The problem is it wouldn't sway the opinion of Republicunt voters. That's a feature, not a bug. Same with closing rural hospitals/clinics if they ever performed a legal abortion. 

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

doing everything they can to subvert democracy.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/02/texas-polling-sites-closures-voting

Last year, Texas led the US south in an unenviable statistic: closing down the most polling stations, making it more difficult for people to vote and arguably benefiting Republicans.

A report by civil rights group The Leadership Conference Education Fund found that 750 polls had been closed statewide since 2012.

A Guardian analysis based on that report confirms what many activists have suspected: the places where the black and Latinx population is growing by the largest numbers have experienced the vast majority of the state’s poll site closures.

The analysis finds that the 50 counties that gained the most Black and Latinx residents between 2012 and 2018 closed 542 polling sites, compared to just 34 closures in the 50 counties that have gained the fewest black and Latinx residents. This is despite the fact that the population in the former group of counties has risen by 2.5 million people, whereas in the latter category the total population has fallen by over 13,000

I’m a millennial... an old millennial, but still.

When the did Latinx become a thing? 2019, 2018? 
it makes me feel old that this change happened and I didn’t get the memo.

When I say Latino/ Latina, do I sound like someone in the 90’s using the term ‘Negro?‘

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m a millennial... an old millennial, but still.

When the did Latinx become a thing? 2019, 2018? 
it makes me feel old that this change happened and I didn’t get the memo.

When I say Latino/ Latina, do I sound like someone in the 90’s using the term ‘Negro?‘

Only to people who are trying to bend language to their political will.

I'm liberal, and this kind of playing with the language strikes me as stupid and unproductive.  Everyone is welcome to do it, as language is malleable.  However, I'm not required to jump aboard that particular train of stupid to prove my liberal bona fides.  It offends my language sensibilities in both English AND Spanish.  The thing that really gets me is anyone speaking Spanish outside the US would look at you like you were crazy trying to use Latinx.  

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“Foreman Mike,” guy crowdfunding a border wall

There’s a lot of stuff that you can’t say. There’s a lot of stuff that would get you banned or barred or thrown off. I do not handle any of my Twitter accounts. They’re handled by a specialist and my personal accounts, I stay very guarded. I don’t curse, use religious slangs, or you know, you can’t use any color remarks. You know, people, you know, down at the street level, regular guys, we’re all hanging out. Martin and Jeff. And you do that on Facebook or something, you get barred or get suspended for breaching your belief or saying what you want.

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Translation - “I can’t say the n-word or wetback or kike on social media like I do in real life and that’s a total bummer. Saying the quiet parts out loud gets me in hot water so I employ a decent person to translate my racism and bigotry into dog whistles.”

(I left out the 13 “you know”s for brevity’s sake.)

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On 3/2/2020 at 1:10 PM, Dnaguy said:

I’m a millennial... an old millennial, but still.

When the did Latinx become a thing? 2019, 2018? 
it makes me feel old that this change happened and I didn’t get the memo.

When I say Latino/ Latina, do I sound like someone in the 90’s using the term ‘Negro?‘

 

The term Latinx has been around since the mid 2000s.  I first heard it in grad school for my masters from one of my professors.  He was Latino. 

No is the answer to your Negro question. 

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