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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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17 hours ago, Underdog said:

They'll just have him stuffed and parade him all over the country. 

Reminds me of when I was in Bangkok after the King had died, and our guide causally mention that they shoved a large stick up the King's ass to keep him propped up for the mourners filing by. 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This one, however.

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Oh and this one too.

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But wait, there's more.

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What Trump wants, Trump gets

"Do you believe in a better day?
Do you have faith in a golden way?
If you do, then we must come together this day
Come together as one, united television audience
Brought together by the sound of my voice
United, united financially, united socially,
United spiritually, and all possible ways
Through the power of money
And the power of prayers..."

God wants dollars
God wants cents
God wants pounds, shillings, and pence
God wants guilders
God wants Kroner
God wants Swiss francs
And God wants French francs
 
God wants escudos
God wants pesetas
Don't send lira
God don't want small potatoes
God wants small towns
God wants pain
God wants clean up rock campaigns
God wants widows
God wants solutions
God wants TV
God wants contributions
 
What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
 
God wants silver
God wants gold
God wants his secret never to be told
God wants gigolos
God wants giraffes
God wants politics
God wants a good laugh
 
What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
 
God wants friendship
God wants fame
God wants credit
God wants blame
God wants poverty
God wants wealth
God wants insurance
God wants to cover himself
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2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Reminds me of when I was in Bangkok after the King had died, and our guide causally mention that they shoved a large stick up the King's ass to keep him propped up for the mourners filing by. 

After that happens to Trump, some aggy is going to spend his life savings to buy Trump's stick.

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Please let this buffoon run again in 2024 - will get his ass beat 

He's doing his best to energize the left and piss off/reduce senior citizen voting with his talk of doing away with early voting and mail-in ballots.

2022 is going to be glorious to see he and his followers trying to primary every House and Senate Republican who didn't suck him off enough.  I'm sure Mitch will be thrilled with that.

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33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Speaking of Q...is Trump still retaking the Presidency on Thursday the 4th?  I assume it happens at 12noon-EST?  

I had read rumors of it being moved to the 20th?

That will be confirmed when it doesn't happen on 3/4...

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35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Speaking of Q...is Trump still retaking the Presidency on Thursday the 4th?  I assume it happens at 12noon-EST?  

I thought Trump and Biden switched faces and it's been Trump as president since Jan 21?  

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What Trump wants, Trump gets
"Do you believe in a better day?
Do you have faith in a golden way?
If you do, then we must come together this day
Come together as one, united television audience
Brought together by the sound of my voice
United, united financially, united socially,
United spiritually, and all possible ways
Through the power of money
And the power of prayers..."

God wants gold
God wants his secret never to be told
God wants gigolos
God wants giraffes
God wants politics
God wants a good laugh   What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets   God wants friendship
God wants fame
God wants credit
God wants blame
God wants poverty
God wants wealth
God wants insurance
God wants to cover himself



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“God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates Trump...”
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No you're thinking of Travolta and Cage switching faces.  Both of whom are infinitely more qualified to be President of the United States.  

So it looks like Trump things he's gonna be the next Grover Cleveland and serve two non-consecutive terms as President?  

Fun fact---Cleveland actually won three straight popular votes (1884, 1888, and 1892).  He lost the White House in 1888, in what was then an incredibly rare instance of winning the popular vote but losing the Electoral College.  One of only two Presidents ever to achieve the "3-Peat."  Looks like Trump is gunning for a "3-Peat" of his own.  Should he run again, he would be certain to lose the popular vote (who knows with the EC) and become the only candidate in U.S. history to ever lose three consecutive popular votes for President of the United States.  He's already in extremely rare company having lost it twice---joining only Dewey and Stevenson since the Civil War (I think Clay lost like 4 times over 30 years or some crazy shit back in the early 1800's--many called him "The Clay Trump of his Day."  

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I had read rumors of it being moved to the 20th?

That will be confirmed when it doesn't happen on 3/4...

They should have really pushed it a lot further out. Maybe 3/4/2022. They really shortened their grift window.  Every huckster who has ever written a doomsday prophecy knows you need to get the book out at least a year in advance. 

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Make America 1950 again.

Every time I hear somebody I know say that we need more religion in schools, that it should be taught/encouraged, I like to remind them that the largest religious group in Texas are Catholics.  Then it dawns on them (almost all of my friends/relatives are not Catholic), and they start walking that back.

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It’s quite amazing how Rs don’t ever advance any policies regardless of whether they are in power or not. They are useless. Useless pustules. 

I dunno. “Being relentlessly punitive against brown people because they are to blame for literally everything” is kind of a policy, and they’ve sure pursued it.
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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s quite amazing how Rs don’t ever advance any policies regardless of whether they are in power or not. They are useless. Useless pustules. 

it is all about grifting for Rs

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11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s quite amazing how Rs don’t ever advance any policies regardless of whether they are in power or not. They are useless. Useless pustules. 

What could their policies be? It’s just a grab bag from their 4 core groups. 

Racism (Southern Democrats post Civil Rights Act)

- stop browns from immigration 

- anti-BLM 

Evangelical (Great migration after Roe v Wade)

- stop abortion 

- put prayer in school 

Guns 

- 2A unlimited 

-  Thin Blue Line 

No Sharing Resources (fiscal conservatives)

- lower taxes 

- no regulations 

- free market when it benefits me 

- vote my pocketbook no matter what. 


new branch 

Trumpism 

- owning libs 

- conspiracy theories 

- Ultra Fear Monger 

 

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12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s quite amazing how Rs don’t ever advance any policies regardless of whether they are in power or not. They are useless. Useless pustules. 

Well that’s the general MO...it’s always about what the Dems/Libs are GOING to do...take away your guns, abortions like food trucks, kill God, women with purple hair, etc.  

Me, I hate on the GOP for what they HAVE DONE.  Bungling covid, run up the deficit with a tax break for rich/companies, voter suppression, support an insurrection attempt, fail to convict on two clear cut impeachments, rollback regulations on the banking industry that lead to a recession, hypocritical approach on SCOTUS nominations, etc.  

In my mind those are two different things but somehow the rubes buy right into it via fear.  

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I think Hawley may have one chord of humanity in him somewhere after all.  his mother was a longtime school teacher in small-town Missouri.  

 

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13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s quite amazing how Rs don’t ever advance any policies regardless of whether they are in power or not. They are useless. Useless pustules. 

It has been an incredible strategy. Scream about how Government is broken and that only the GOP can help fix it. They get into power and break everything then get to go out to their constituents and say, "Hey! Look! Government is broken and only I can fix it". Rinse and repeat while only supporting bills that allow more dark money into the system along with suppressing voting to allow their minority have the view of the majority. 

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What could their policies be? It’s just a grab bag from their 4 core groups. 

Racism (Southern Democrats post Civil Rights Act)

- stop browns from immigration 

- anti-BLM 

Evangelical (Great migration after Roe v Wade)

- stop abortion 

- put prayer in school 

Guns 

- 2A unlimited 

-  Thin Blue Line 

No Sharing Resources (fiscal conservatives)

- lower taxes 

- no regulations 

- free market when it benefits me 

- vote my pocketbook no matter what. 


new branch 

Trumpism 

- owning libs 

- conspiracy theories 

- Ultra Fear Monger 

 

Hey look, there IS a Republican platform.  They just forgot to publish it.

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16 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Damn - 13 different music key changes in one song. 

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To quote Charles Ives, the great American composer:

"...beauty in music is too often confused with something that lets the ears lie back in an easy chair. Many sounds that we are used to, do not bother us, and for that reason, we are inclined to call them beautiful...when a new or unfamiliar work is accepted as beautiful on its first hearing, its fundamental quality is one that tends to put the mind to sleep".
 

I admire CPAC and their willingness to challenge our lazy ears in terms of both tonality and temperament. It’s very forward looking stuff.

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