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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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I'm gonna order a Mexican plate, made by immigrants, of Goya beans, potatoes, eggs, and ham.  And then I'm gonna let it rumble in my tummy with my legally purchased firearm at my side, and take a huge shit on Tim Norton's wife's chest because she loves that kinda thing.  

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Do these stupid assholes really not realize who is "cancelling" Dr. Seuss?

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They don’t give a wet rat fuck. Facts and nuance will never stand in the way of the forever grievance culture war. What else should they be doing?  Policy?!?  Governing?!?

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7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Do these stupid assholes really not realize who is "cancelling" Dr. Seuss?

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99.9999999% of the dumbasses couldn't name those 6 Dr. Seuss books if you asked them.  

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On 3/1/2021 at 7:15 PM, BrickHorn said:

Gym is gonna cancel cancel culture. 

I look forward to his investigation into the chupacabra invasion of South Texas.

At last we have a loud, jacketless man who really cares about us, the people!

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20 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is a crazy story, almost all of the alleged bad behavior took place when the guy was serving in the Obama Administration. You’d think they’d jump at the chance to throw him under the bus to prove they took things like harassment and misconduct seriously while Obama let it slide.

The guy wasn't even a celebrity, and he was grabbing them by the pussy!

We can't let cancel culture cancel pussy-grabbing! I was whistling Zippidy Doo Dah and rocking back and forth on my feet. This man comes up to me. Tears all over his face. Weeping like a dog. "Mr. President, sir, we're seeing socialists cancel pussy grabbing like nobody has ever seen before. It's a disastah! " This is a tough man. Built. We did an arm wrestle. He said it was a great honor. The man, the man was all...crying... So, I beat him but, he put up a pretty good fight. A lot of people don't know it, but I'm very strong. The fake news won't report it, but I'm stronger than Abe Lincoln. Honest Abe. Did you know he was a Republican? Fake news won't tell you.

So this he-man with quite a bulge by the way, is begging me, "Sir, your excellency, what can we do?" I told him that I won the election by a landside. You know it. I know it. There were the dead people voting. Hundreds of Thousands! Fake ballots. We have to have safe elections....

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9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

12:04p-EST.  "And the end of the world...came and went." 

Ha!  Sucker libtard.  You don't realize that it already happened.  The battle happened underground, the MAGA patriots defeated 100,000 Chinese troops in the tunnels underneath the capitol.   They then executed the plan, and replaced the traitor congresscritters with exact replicas, who had their features modified with a secret process invented by General Flynn, and those replacements are already making the arrests happen.  Hillary is already in a secret prison, being tortured and revealing all that she knows.

TRUST THE PLAN!

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16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

At this point, being an elected Republican is nothing more than performance art.

 

 

Madison Cawthorne admitted it as much.  A Congressional staff built around comms, not legislating. 

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So what's the next day for "the storm"? It's a legitimate cult, like doomsday cults, when the date comes and goes without anything happening, they just come up with a new date. I'm sure it'll be forthcoming on parler soon.

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Yeah, the guy is literally trying to say that murdering elected officials on the floor of the U.S. Capitol, IS NOT GOOD FOR BUSINESS! 

I still don't think Trumpers realize what would have happened had anything like that happened.  We wouldn't have been able to borrow money for a decade.  

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Mumbles McConnell has compiled a list of possible successors should he either decide or be forced to relinquish his seat in the senate. Topping the list is McConnell supplicant and hankie head, Daniel Cameron. Mitch is shepherding a law through the Kentucky legislature that will invalidate the governor’s authority to replace him and give it instead to the party of the exiting office holder.

Hes either sick or going to jail with Elaine:

 

https://www.citybeat.com/news/blog/21149561/mitch-mcconnell-reportedly-seeks-to-change-the-rules-again-this-time-in-kentucky

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Mumbles McConnell has compiled a list of possible successors should he either decide or be forced to relinquish his seat in the senate. Topping the list is McConnell supplicant and hankie head, Daniel Cameron. Mitch is shepherding a law through the Kentucky legislature that will invalidate the governor’s authority to replace him and give it instead to the party of the exiting office holder.

Hes either sick or going to jail with Elaine:

 

https://www.citybeat.com/news/blog/21149561/mitch-mcconnell-reportedly-seeks-to-change-the-rules-again-this-time-in-kentucky

 

 

You mean?  

DON'T JINX IT, DON'T JINX IT!

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On 3/4/2021 at 1:57 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

At this point, being an elected Republican is nothing more than performance art.

“Then tell me, Future Boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?”

”Ronald Reagan.”

“Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who’s Vice President? Jerry Lewis?”

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, the guy is literally trying to say that murdering elected officials on the floor of the U.S. Capitol, IS NOT GOOD FOR BUSINESS! 

I still don't think Trumpers realize what would have happened had anything like that happened.  We wouldn't have been able to borrow money for a decade.  

That drag on the economy. The externalities of trumpism. A poison pill. 

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