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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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I think of two things with this.  

1-How he was dumb enough to ask Georgia to find the exact number of votes he lost the state by, thinking that brilliant coincidence wouldn't raise any red flags. 

2-How dumb his base of supporters is that he probably tallied up his legal bill, his debt amounts, and how much it would cost he and his whole family to live between now and when the real 2024 fundraising cycles begin...added those three numbers up and launched a fundraising campaign for that exact same amount.  And those dumbfucks will totally buy into it and probably even believe the "And if you donate now...President Trump's network of conservative thought leaders will match your donation $5:$1."  

Trump is going to single-handedly bankrupt several thousand American families with this new fundraising twist.  And they all deserve what happens to them.  

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14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

There are a lot of dumb people in the world that give money in exchange for a set of lies that make them feel good about their own existence 

 

Yeah, but at least those are tax deductible.  This one ain't.  

This is where my mind immediately jumps to how easy it would be to grift these idiots if I didn't have to look at my children each morning.  Think of the cottage industry of tax professionals who'll help you handle property tax protests.  We start a service that for just $99.95, will help you get your donations to the Save America PAC and/or Make America Great Again PAC to become fully tax deductible.  We will help you contest the laws that say otherwise.  You are donating to a spiritual, civic-minded, and philanthropic cause that will help lift all boats at the tide.  Our $99.95 service pays for itself after you have donated as little as $250 to these great Trump-led causes.  What's more?...for just $24.95 more...we will back-audit all of your previous donations to all Trump campaigns in 2016, 2020, and to other candidates he has supported in those election cycles.  We will get all of those donations to become tax deductible to you as a patriot.  That's hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars, coming right back to your pocket within weeks.  We guarantee our results or your money back (from Trump, coughcough).  Why let the Democrats and their socialist liberal friends get all the tax refunds back from the Treasury.  You and Trump did your part, now enjoy the tax benefits and savings!  Call Today!

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29 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

There are a lot of dumb people in the world that give money in exchange for a set of lies that make them feel good about their own existence 

Surly needs to get in  on this grift.

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This is where my mind immediately jumps to how easy it would be to grift these idiots if I didn't have to look at my children each morning. 

Would it really be that bad if you diverted some money headed towards Trump to whatever service you come up with?

 

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Colbert is killing again with Nicolle Wallace as his guest. Truthiness, Karl Rove against the “reality-based community,” and Josh Hawley. And Nicolle was part of the problem! She worked for George W. Bush whose administration foreshadowed the Trump administration in so many ways. She seems to be reforming and I think she’s gorgeous.

This is a great segment. I’m not sure what else to say. 

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On 3/7/2021 at 1:26 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Not a ban, per se.  It is unlawful to possess with intent to distribute dildos, technically obscene devices, and fleshlights are included.  

 

I’m not sure I want to drill down here, but this sounds like a euphemism.

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Considering the progression has gone Tea Party -> Freedom Caucus -> Q Idiots, I'm a little concerned what the next phase has in store.

VEEP writing room is ahead of you

“Featuring members of both parties, the Jeffersons were known for their opposition to Daylight Saving Time.”
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8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Colbert is killing again with Nicolle Wallace as his guest. Truthiness, Karl Rove against the “reality-based community,” and Josh Hawley. And Nicolle was part of the problem! She worked for George W. Bush whose administration foreshadowed the Trump administration in so many ways. She seems to be reforming and I think she’s gorgeous.

This is a great segment. I’m not sure what else to say. 

Nicolle Wallace, “self-loathing former Republican.”

 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Nicole Wallace sure could get some. 

She’s even hotter when she appears in person and is shot in semi-profile. Don’t let her hotness distract from what she’s saying. This is from 2019 when she said she was still a registered Republican, just not “practicing.”

 

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1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

The GOP also wrote the law in Georgia stating that the winner has to have at least 50% +1 to win, otherwise there's a runoff. If this wasn't the case, Perdue would have won in regulation and no one would have cared about the runoffs.

A Jim Crow-era relic.  It's the law in Georgia and Louisiana for primary and general, and Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina and Texas for primaries.   And in Georgia, only became law after their county-unit system (state-level electoral college) was struck down by SCOTUS. 

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In 1963, state representative Denmark Groover from Macon introduced a proposal to apply majority-vote, runoff election rules to all local, state, and federal offices. A staunch segregationist, Groover’s hostility to black voting was reinforced by personal experience. Having served as a state representative in the early 1950s, Groover was defeated for election to the House in 1958. The Macon politico blamed his loss on “Negro bloc voting.” He carried the white vote, but his opponent triumphed by garnering black ballots by a five-to-one margin.

Groover soon devised a way to challenge growing black political strength. Elected to the House again in 1962, he led the fight to enact a majority vote, runoff rule for all county and state contests in both primary and general elections. Until 1963, plurality voting was widely used in Georgia county elections...

There's also run-offs in South Dakota if no one reaches 35% of vote in a Senate/House/Gubernatorial primary or if there's a tie in Vermont. 

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9 hours ago, Mole said:

I’m not sure I want to drill down here, but this sounds like a euphemism.

It is most assuredly not.

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Sec. 43.23. OBSCENITY. 

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(c) A person commits an offense if, knowing its content and character, he:

(1) promotes or possesses with intent to promote any obscene material or obscene device; or

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(d) Except as provided by Subsection (h), an offense under Subsection (c) is a Class A misdemeanor.

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(f) A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.

Substitute dildo for "obscene device."

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On 3/7/2021 at 2:26 PM, Js1 said:

Uh the party who unanimously voted against a $15 min wage and follows around a “billionaire” real estate developer with golden toilets, wants to overturn the ACA and passed tax cuts for the 1% still wants to claim they are becoming “the working man” party? 

you heard Dems are canceling Dr. Seuss and the Muppets, right?

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On 3/8/2021 at 8:02 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Repair? Improve? Help them to evolve in a positive direction?

Semantics.

After Obama won re-election in 2012, Bobby Jindal (of all people) called the GOP “The Party of Stupid,” a term I’d never heard before. Did he coin the phrase? I don’t know. But he warned that they needed to reconsider their ideology to appeal to a more diverse electorate if they were going to survive. Instead they won the Presidency in 2016 with Trump going full racist and that warning was laid to rest. If Hillary had won then I think that warning would’ve been heard and positive changes would’ve been made in GOP ideology.

Also, tens of thousands of dead Americans would still be alive. Maybe hundreds of thousands. 

wow, what ever happened to that guy?

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This song was on my K-Tel Goofy Greats album. Still a classic

 

Written by Italian film composer Piero Umiliani ,[1]"Mah Nà Mah Nà" debuted as part of Umiliani's soundtrack for the Italian mondo film Svezia, inferno e paradiso (Sweden: Heaven and Hell [lit. Hell and Heaven]) (1968), an exploitation documentary film about wild sexual activity and other behaviour in Sweden. The song accompanied a scene in the film set in a sauna which gave its original title "Viva la Sauna Svedese" (Hooray for the Swedish Sauna). 

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straight up dictator shit. Replace 'Iowa' with 'Russia' and not many people would blink an eye after the first few words. fucking unbelievable

I don’t blink when it happens here. Large swaths of this nation are past the point of no return on the path to third world status.
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VEEP writing room is ahead of you

“Featuring members of both parties, the Jeffersons were known for their opposition to Daylight Saving Time.”

WELP, you were close! 

 

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5 hours ago, yoladu said:

wow, what ever happened to that guy?

People saw him on TV and realized that "Bobby" was a bit darker than they had imagined?

It really is amusing/interesting how quickly he fell from grace.

Imagine if he and Nikki were on the ticket in 2024.  Many on the right would be confused.

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