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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Actually not sure she's crazy enough for the primary voters there.

If someone shows up in the primary wearing a hat with antlers or horns and a loin cloth and drives a dune buggy with a mounted .50 on it then she might be in for a fight.  But Trump's orange orb shines down on her square torso so she's probably in good … shape, relatively speaking.

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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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15 hours ago, Chooky said:

Sarah Huckabee has raised $4.8 million for her campaign.  A record in Arkansas.  She'll also be the first governor of Arkansas with size 19 feet.

With a fundraising haul like that she probably has one eye on the Arkansas governorship and one eye on the White House.

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On 4/26/2021 at 10:20 AM, Beau Vine said:

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Yep. No influence at all. History.

 

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When the delegates to the Constitutional Convention met in 1787 to debate what form of government the United States should have, there were no contemporary democracies in Europe from which they could draw inspiration. The most democratic forms of government that any of the convention members had personally encountered were those of Native American nations. Of particular interest was the Iroquois Confederacy, which historians have argued wielded a significant influence on the U.S. Constitution.

 

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Every time one of these guys releases a book, and claims it's about informing people, and spreading their message, they release it through A) the mainstream companies they claim to hate such as Amazon, and B) they never release it as a free download.  They always have to make a hefty profit.

If he truly cared about spreading his message around, he'd release this book for a free download on his campaign site.

And if he had any common sense, he wouldn't release it through a publisher, he'd self-publish it.  It's only 200 pages.  If he had to hire a ghost writer for that, it's pretty pathetic.

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41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Every time one of these guys releases a book, and claims it's about informing people, and spreading their message, they release it through A) the mainstream companies they claim to hate such as Amazon, and B) they never release it as a free download.  They always have to make a hefty profit.

If he truly cared about spreading his message around, he'd release this book for a free download on his campaign site.

And if he had any common sense, he wouldn't release it through a publisher, he'd self-publish it.  It's only 200 pages.  If he had to hire a ghost writer for that, it's pretty pathetic.

If you don't charge for it how else are you going to grift your campaign by charging it for the free copies given out to supporters?

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28 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

If you don't charge for it how else are you going to grift your campaign by charging it for the free copies given out to supporters?

This. Republican publishing is like the #1 grift for these guys. Spend campaign cash on a bajillion copies, give them away to supporters, buy so many copies it ends up on the NYT best seller list, profit. 

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3+ months in, and no Trumper has thought to wonder why Trump hasn't left the state of Florida yet.  Not even for the magical Lindsey Graham Glamour Golf Giveaway.  

Oh, I forgot...Trump is getting much needed rest from the rigorous schedule he kept as a President.  Sometimes up to 5 hours a day of many meetings and calls.  

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19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

3+ months in, and no Trumper has thought to wonder why Trump hasn't left the state of Florida yet.  Not even for the magical Lindsey Graham Glamour Golf Giveaway.  

Oh, I forgot...Trump is getting much needed rest from the rigorous schedule he kept as a President.  Sometimes up to 5 hours a day of many meetings and calls.  

Why the fuck hasn’t he been called into court in New York yet?

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They went on a flurry of subpoena and discovery measures right after January 20th.  But things went real quiet, real fast.  It was supposed to start with campaign finance grift.  I'm guessing they're waiting to flip people, but I think it's mainly to see who established permanent residence in which states after the post-term dust settles.  Some of these guys on the shitlist are still living out of suitcases until they figure out their next move, post-Trump.  

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Because there is no god, part deux:

 

2020: The most popular TV series will be about a gay Okie who loves his guns and owns hundreds of tigers.  Oh, and at some point, you'll probably be cleaning your groceries with bleach wipes and Chili's will be closed causing a bunch of people to lose their fucking minds.

2021: Do you like insurrection?  Trump is going to get a bunch of idiots to rush the Capitol to try and stop the electoral vote, and end up with felonies on their records.  Do you like flushing your toilet?  Better be ready to start scooping up as much snow as you can and melting it to flush your toilet.  What's that?  Austin doesn't have snow?  Don't worry, you'll get almost half-a-foot of it, and be down into the single digits at night for a few days, and below freezing for a week, so the snow ain't going anywhere. And to top everything off, Randy Quaid is going to be running against Caitlyn Jenner for Governor of California.

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

2020: The most popular TV series will be about a gay Okie who loves his guns and owns hundreds of tigers.  Oh, and at some point, you'll probably be cleaning your groceries with bleach wipes and Chili's will be closed causing a bunch of people to lose their fucking minds.

2021: Do you like insurrection?  Trump is going to get a bunch of idiots to rush the Capitol to try and stop the electoral vote, and end up with felonies on their records.  Do you like flushing your toilet?  Better be ready to start scooping up as much snow as you can and melting it to flush your toilet.  What's that?  Austin doesn't have snow?  Don't worry, you'll get almost half-a-foot of it, and be down into the single digits at night for a few days, and below freezing for a week, so the snow ain't going anywhere. And to top everything off, Randy Quaid is going to be running against Caitlyn Jenner for Governor of California.

Yeah, we really should just pack it up. The Simulation has jumped the shark. 

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42 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Quiet part out loud...

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Yes, "we" saved them from sliding off the edge of the flat earth and provided them jobs work, shelter, and old clothes. Oh, and discipline, "we" taught them discipline and how to live in a robust Anglo-Saxon "culture."

Gawd, we're great people living in the greatest country ever!!!!!!!!!

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10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Sid Miller seems like he sucks:
 

 

 

If I was an artist, I would draw the following cartoon:

 

panel one: White southern plantation guy climbing on the backs of black slaves to get up to a higher level that is labelled something like "middle class, social well-being, american dream, prosperity" something like that.

panel two: Fat white people in maga hats on the higher level in rascals with a sticker saying "payed for by medicaid". Black guys reaching up, asking for help climbing up to the same higher level, and the white people screaming "welfare! Boot-straps!" something like that.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

A very relevant cultural reference there to a show that ended its' run in...checks watch....1984.  Will definitely land with the coveted GQP blue hair demographic.

She workshopped some Bonanza and Fathers Knows Best bits, but just couldn't make them work.  They disappeared in a cloud of.....

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