The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Mole 4330]

Just so we’re clear by this logic, inter-species romance is ok as long as it’s opposite sex. So if I’m lonely and my dog starts looking appealing, it’s ok as long as my dog is female; otherwise, it’s gay.

[Guest Lobo]

So Superman is born totally different than us, grows up and chooses to adopt a completely different persona of a straight human male to blend in, all the while still being a different---but naturally born---person of a differing type?

And you right-wing Christians don't see the fucking irony?  Think about the lifestyle he chose versus the identity he was born with.  
Wait, nevermind...I don't feel like cleaning up exploded brains from Aisle 5.  

[NameAlreadyInUse 5112]

I don't know why they would want anything to do with him anyway, he's an illegal alien.

[Js1 85316]

Just now, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don't know why they would want anything to do with him anyway, he's an illegal alien.

Uh this is Superman's SON, he's a first generation 'Merican. Anchor baby! 

[Blotto 23498]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

“Hollywood is trying to make Superman gay and he is not.”

To truly understand the stupidity destroying America, study that sentence. The right wing persistently opposes progress in the real, objective world in service of cherished fictional narratives. That is almost a definition of right wing politics today.

I can’t believe I have to explain this, but here we are. Superman is neither gay nor straight. Because he is not real. Every one of Superman’s traits is entirely fictional, concocted solely in the mind of various authors and illustrators of Superman stories over the years. There is no basis in objective reality against which we can test the truth of any statement about Superman. Superman’s character traits are subject entirely to the fickleness of human imagination. If an author wants Superman to be gay, he can be. Because there is no objective, real-world caped superhuman alien-born hero against which we can compare any given’s authors claims about this character’s fictional sexuality.

The right wing, however, operates under the illusion that Superman is somehow an actual person and that, like Greedy Jesus and Patriotic Confederates and That Part of the Constitution That Says That Pence Should Have Anointed Trump Despite The Election Results, he is part of what it means to be a True American. Any attack on this entirely fictional, preposterous character is viewed as an attack on our nation’s cherished values. Never mind things like freedom of the press or the separation of church from state. America was founded on the simple belief that an alien baby from the planet Krypton arrived in a space cradle and grew up to shoot laser beams out of his eyes and bend steel girders and fuck women and only women. 

*sniff* God Bless the USA.

Heresy. He's real to me damnit. 

[Guest Lobo]

I can't draw to save my life, but the cartoonist missed a 'yuuuge' opportunity.  Superman's logo is already shaped like a knotted necktie.  It would be a lot funnier if the logo drooped down past Trumpman's crotch.  I have to do all the fucking work around here. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

5 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Are you implying that water displacement is fake news?

Edited October 12, 2021 by Degenerate Gardner

[DigglerontheHoof 21195]

8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

So homie wants to 86 the U.S. Navy.  Sounds pretty anti-Murica to me. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21195]

dupe

Edited October 12, 2021 by DigglerontheHoof

[Gatorubet 30228]

Just so we’re clear by this logic, inter-species romance is ok as long as it’s opposite sex. So if I’m lonely and my dog starts looking appealing, it’s ok as long as my dog is female; otherwise, it’s gay.

[Guest Lobo]

27 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So homie wants to 86 the U.S. Navy.  Sounds pretty anti-Murica to me. 

No, he's not saying that.  under his DoD overhaul plan, the Navy would actually maintain its current size but all ships would be converted to hovercraft so as not to disturb sea-levels.  Do you even G.I. Joe, bro?  

[C-Man 27221]

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4avkdw/rod-of-iron-ministries-purchases-property-in-tennessee



The MAGA-loving religious sect that worships with AR-15s has purchased a 130-acre property on a mountain in eastern Tennessee to serve as a “training center” and holy ground for its devoted, gun-toting followers, VICE News has learned.

The latest property acquisition is more evidence that Pastor Hyung Jin “Sean” Moon, a fervent conspiracy theorist and son of an accused cult leader, is determined to expand his reach into the American Heartland.

Moon’s congregation, Rod of Iron Ministries, also known as The World Peace and Unification Sanctuary, is a gun-centric spinoff of the much larger Unification Church, founded by his late father, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, a self-proclaimed messiah and businessman whose followers were famously known as “Moonies.” The younger Moon, who also goes by “The Second King,” split from the main church amid a dramatic falling-out with his mother about who, between the two of them, was the rightful heir to his father’s empire.

In 2017, Moon founded his church in Newfoundland, Pennsylvania, siphoning off hundreds of followers from the main congregation who were willing to make the seemingly radical leap of incorporating high-powered rifles into their spiritual life. He did this with the backing of his older brother, Kook-jin “Justin” Moon, the CEO of Kahr Arms, a gun manufacturing company headquartered nearby. In recent years, he’s made headlines for recreating the mass wedding ceremonies that his father’s church was famous for, with the addition of AR-15s.

Sean and Justin Moon, plus other senior church officials, were also at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, and posted videos of themselves emerging from clouds of tear gas. Sean has also courted fringe MAGA-world figures; this weekend, the annual Rod of Iron Freedom Fest at the Kahr Arms headquarters in Greeley will include speakers such as former Trump adviser Steve Bannon, ex–NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch, far-right Proud Boy ally Joey Gibson, and GOP congressional candidate Teddy Daniels.

The goal of the Tennessee property, explained the younger Moon in a sermon streamed to the alternative video platform Rumble over the summer, is to recreate the Unification Church’s infamous spiritual retreat Cheongpyeong, located about 27 miles outside of Seoul, South Korea.

“As soon as I was in the vicinity of this property, I immediately felt Cheongpyeong,” said Moon in his regular broadcast, titled “The King’s Report,” which he often delivers wearing a crown of polished bullets. “As this spiritual download was happening, and we could feel the presence of Cheongpyeong, we just knew that of all the Tennessee lands that we’ve seen, this is the one that we must get to reclaim and have as a spiritual retreat.”

For decades, church officials from the main congregation have fended off accusations of psychological, physical, and financial abuse. In the late 1970s, three former members said the church had encouraged them to commit suicide rather than stray from the church’s belief system. The church has also been accused of using coercive tactics to draw in members, including brainwashing and sleep deprivation. But many other accusations have centered around the activities at Cheongpyeong.

Etc, etc ….

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don't know why they would want anything to do with him anyway, he's an illegal alien.

 

[F250 28770]

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4avkdw/rod-of-iron-ministries-purchases-property-in-tennessee



The MAGA-loving religious sect that worships with AR-15s has purchased a 130-acre property on a mountain in eastern Tennessee to serve as a “training center” and holy ground for its devoted, gun-toting followers, VICE News has learned.

The latest property acquisition is more evidence that Pastor Hyung Jin “Sean” Moon, a fervent conspiracy theorist and son of an accused cult leader, is determined to expand his reach into the American Heartland.

Moon’s congregation, Rod of Iron Ministries, also known as The World Peace and Unification Sanctuary, is a gun-centric spinoff of the much larger Unification Church, founded by his late father, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, a self-proclaimed messiah and businessman whose followers were famously known as “Moonies.” The younger Moon, who also goes by “The Second King,” split from the main church amid a dramatic falling-out with his mother about who, between the two of them, was the rightful heir to his father’s empire.

In 2017, Moon founded his church in Newfoundland, Pennsylvania, siphoning off hundreds of followers from the main congregation who were willing to make the seemingly radical leap of incorporating high-powered rifles into their spiritual life. He did this with the backing of his older brother, Kook-jin “Justin” Moon, the CEO of Kahr Arms, a gun manufacturing company headquartered nearby. In recent years, he’s made headlines for recreating the mass wedding ceremonies that his father’s church was famous for, with the addition of AR-15s.

Sean and Justin Moon, plus other senior church officials, were also at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, and posted videos of themselves emerging from clouds of tear gas. Sean has also courted fringe MAGA-world figures; this weekend, the annual Rod of Iron Freedom Fest at the Kahr Arms headquarters in Greeley will include speakers such as former Trump adviser Steve Bannon, ex–NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch, far-right Proud Boy ally Joey Gibson, and GOP congressional candidate Teddy Daniels.

The goal of the Tennessee property, explained the younger Moon in a sermon streamed to the alternative video platform Rumble over the summer, is to recreate the Unification Church’s infamous spiritual retreat Cheongpyeong, located about 27 miles outside of Seoul, South Korea.

“As soon as I was in the vicinity of this property, I immediately felt Cheongpyeong,” said Moon in his regular broadcast, titled “The King’s Report,” which he often delivers wearing a crown of polished bullets. “As this spiritual download was happening, and we could feel the presence of Cheongpyeong, we just knew that of all the Tennessee lands that we’ve seen, this is the one that we must get to reclaim and have as a spiritual retreat.”

For decades, church officials from the main congregation have fended off accusations of psychological, physical, and financial abuse. In the late 1970s, three former members said the church had encouraged them to commit suicide rather than stray from the church’s belief system. The church has also been accused of using coercive tactics to draw in members, including brainwashing and sleep deprivation. But many other accusations have centered around the activities at Cheongpyeong.

Etc, etc ….

The Moonies go MAGA and then inject it with horse steroids and meth.

Crazy fucking timeline.

 

[Pancho 44763]

This hasn’t been posted yet? Y’all slippin

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

Imagine how much volume Guam displaces. Need to dry dock it somewhere. 
 

actually, need to convince some rube congressperson that we can dredge the entire ocean floor of 6” thereby lowering sea level by that much, and use the material to create a border berm for high ground defensible position.  

Edited October 12, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Mole 4330]

A rising tide lifts all boats; with no boats, there would be no need for a rising tide; removing the boats would eliminate the rising tide.

QED

[Beau Vine 54215]

22 minutes ago, F250 said:

The Moonies go MAGA and then inject it with horse steroids and meth.

Crazy fucking timeline.

 

Read the Bible, moran.  No one loved guns more than Jesus!

[Beau Vine 54215]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Imagine how much volume Guam displaces. Need to dry dock it somewhere. 
 

actually, need to convince some rube congressperson that we can dredge the entire ocean floor of 6” thereby lowering sea level by that much, and use the material to create a border berm for high ground defensible position.  

[LonghornSean 3994]

SIAP

 

[C-Man 27221]

SIAP
 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

actually, need to convince some rube congressperson that we can dredge the entire ocean floor of 6” thereby lowering sea level by that much, and use the material to create a border berm for high ground defensible position.  

We can use the material to build the wall/moat!

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5 hours ago, Goredho said:

Have you ever heard B-I-N-G-O sung by a baby shark?

[Underdog 28618]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Imagine how much volume Guam displaces. Need to dry dock it somewhere. 
 

actually, need to convince some rube congressperson that we can dredge the entire ocean floor of 6” thereby lowering sea level by that much, and use the material to create a border berm for high ground defensible position.  

Raking the ocean floor much like raking the forest floor?  Brilliant. 

[Underdog 28618]

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh *that's* not right! No...

[Upgrayedd 5810]

4 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Are you implying that water displacement is fake news?

Eureka! 

[Gap03 3304]

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Raking the ocean floor much like raking the forest floor?  Brilliant. 

I mean, yeah, it's fucking imbecilic, but at least they'd be getting some fundamental concepts down.  Shall we re-visit where we started?

 

Edited October 12, 2021 by Gap03

[ultimaton 2978]

5 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don't know why they would want anything to do with him anyway, he's an illegal alien.

Why do you think Batman -- a billionaire that wears a leather fetish outfit to beat the shit out of the poor and the mentally ill -- keeps getting into fights with him?

[RDCanecutter 26422]

On 10/11/2021 at 5:30 PM, Sawbonz said:

 

Sensible-haircut woman in flight suit hates her some gay.

[RDCanecutter 26422]

7 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Except for when it becomes rhetorically important to point out that Jesus WAS a Jeeeeeew so the evangelical saying it can explain how he's not antisemitic. 

Fixed it for when we hang out at the Gadsden Mall.

[Mdhorn 5949]

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

I wonder if Wendy is aware of Ace & Gary?

This isn't getting diagnosed deeply enough.  Let's dive into the costume a lil more in depth.  We got colored brief tights worn over a unitard or colored tight body stocking with high boots in different colors and traditionally, a cape and some with long gloves.  If RuPaul wore this costume on Halloween with a geri curl to imitate Bruce Wayne, would this be really all that off base? And just wtf is Robin's outfit and sidekick role?  Half of them could walk into a drag bar and fit right in.   

 

 

[staboner 4969]

so Ivanka almost led up the world bank. lulz. or could have been nominated. whatever. tits sure go a long way 

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/12/opinions/ivanka-trump-world-bank-dantonio/index.html

anyway

DEEPSTATE

[TwiceHorn 31456]

4 minutes ago, staboner said:

so Ivanka almost led up the world bank. lulz. or could have been nominated. whatever. tits sure go a long way 

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/12/opinions/ivanka-trump-world-bank-dantonio/index.html

anyway

DEEPSTATE

But she's really good with numbers!

[F250 28770]

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

This isn't getting diagnosed deeply enough.  Let's dive into the costume a lil more in depth.  We got colored brief tights worn over a unitard or colored tight body stocking with high boots in different colors and traditionally, a cape and some with long gloves.  If RuPaul wore this costume on Halloween with a geri curl to imitate Bruce Wayne, would this be really all that off base? And just wtf is Robin's outfit and sidekick role?  Half of them could walk into a drag bar and fit right in.   

 

 

Robin was an orphan taken in by an older gentleman that was a confirmed bachelor. He was mentored by this older man that would often dress in tights at night in his lair which was located far off under an isolated manor.

Sounds legit.

 

 

 

 

[Js1 85316]

8 hours ago, F250 said:

Robin was an orphan taken in by an older gentleman that was a confirmed bachelor. He was mentored by this older man that would often dress in tights at night in his lair which was located far off under an isolated manor.

Sounds legit.

 

 

 

 

Lindsay Graham:

[Player 4575]

Robin was an orphan taken in by an older gentleman that was a confirmed bachelor. He was mentored by this older man that would often dress in tights at night in his lair which was located far off under an isolated manor.
Sounds legit.
 
 
 
 

[DDD Dad 14336]

Matt Gaetz is Batman?

[WhatTheBuck 28777]

15 hours ago, Gap03 said:

I mean, yeah, it's fucking imbecilic, but at least they'd be getting some fundamental concepts down.  Shall we re-visit where we started?

 

I saw that when it aired. Man, I miss that show. 

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13 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

This isn't getting diagnosed deeply enough.  Let's dive into the costume a lil more in depth.  We got colored brief tights worn over a unitard or colored tight body stocking with high boots in different colors and traditionally, a cape and some with long gloves.  If RuPaul wore this costume on Halloween with a geri curl to imitate Bruce Wayne, would this be really all that off base? And just wtf is Robin's outfit and sidekick role?  Half of them could walk into a drag bar and fit right in.   

Let's take it a little farther out.

The Qanon crowd is a part of the GOP these days, given that Republican leaders pay lip service to their conspiracy theories.

They are obsessed with imagery/symbolism of The Matrix movies.

The Matrix is about being transgender.

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[Fastbreak 3985]

12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

But she's really good with numbers!

Just not the Arabic ones…

[RDCanecutter 26422]

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

County named after John Bell Hood behaves in aggressive self-destructive fashion.

[C-Man 27221]

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

It's not about the last election. It's about the next one and the next one and the ...

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

yeesh

 

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

It's not about the last election. It's about the next one and the next one and the ...

It's a rear-guard action.  The hood is spooked and know something is gaining on them.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

 

[tantric superman 4667]

I want to look like that when I'm Joe's age.

[tantric superman 4667]

Or now.

[tx 3 putt 76927]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

It's not about the last election. It's about the next one and the next one and the ...

 

1000% this. in 2024 we will see county level election officials refusing to certify votes if trump loses that county