The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

On 2/17/2022 at 4:42 PM, Lobo said:

How do you think he killed off all the dinosaurs by himself?  Fucking American firepower, baby!  

The American Dinosaurs died so that we may dream of F-550s with consoles big enough to hold 256 ox Big Gulps

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Great job, Joe!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

[Anwar Namtut 344]

On 2/19/2022 at 5:55 PM, Pancho said:

1922 or 2022 for radical republicans?  

 

Well, isn't that why Abraham Lincoln invented Liberia?

[Brisketexan 105,139]

Well, isn't that why Abraham Lincoln invented Liberia?

No. Abe said “if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.” Duh.

[atomheartbevo 89,666]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No. Abe said “if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.” Duh.

Nope, but he had plenty of other sage bits of advice.

 

[Mole 4,333]

On 2/17/2022 at 4:58 PM, RDCanecutter said:

I'd think a baby would have trouble even picking up a .22, but I guess when you got the power of Jesus running through those baby veins, you could have a squad of babies low-crawlin along the gully with a Ma Deuce.

 

[Pancho 44,803]

Who is the radical republican on this website that keeps saying it’s actually Rs who are the party of diversity?

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

On 2/17/2022 at 4:42 PM, jw4381 said:

And chicken gizzards from Allsup's.

 

Anyone who walks into an Allsup's and fails to walk out without a chimichanga is doing it wrong. 

 

15 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

Great job, Joe!

 

 

Wait, if the borders are open, how were 839 pounds of anything found and seized?

 

42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Who is the radical republican on this website that keeps saying it’s actually Rs who are the party of diversity?

 

 

And this is the kind of shit that makes it really really hard for me to forgive my family when they say they still vote Republican.  They are actively putting a whole segment of the population at risk, they are perpetuating policies that undeniably had a profound negative effect on one of their children/siblings/cousins/grandkids, and they want to keep the madness going.  Sometimes it makes me sad but usually it just makes me angry.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

5 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Wait, if the borders are open, how were 839 pounds of anything found and seized?

It was found in a windowless van with the words "Free Fentanyl" written in sharpie on the outside.

[Beau Vine 54,228]

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Anyone who walks into an Allsup's and fails to walk out without a chimichanga is doing it wrong.

I would have also accepted "Beef & Bean Burrito." 

[Pancho 44,803]

[atomheartbevo 89,666]

Women love to hear that kind of stuff.

[Mdhorn 5,949]

On 2/19/2022 at 5:33 PM, Beau Vine said:

PArty of freedom and liberty.

They showed us with promoting state rights and private businesses over government, until Republicans disagree.  Then they go the way of books, gay and minority rights, the right to choose, Republican centrists, vaccination mandates even though we've had these, like, forever, separation of church and state, Russian distrust (who knew they could buy Republican trust), etc.  There is no bigger party of cancel culture than Republicans yet I watch talk shows where Democratic reps defend cancel culture and I swear to god I don't understand the messaging.  

[Mdhorn 5,949]

8 hours ago, Pancho said:

Who is the radical republican on this website that keeps saying it’s actually Rs who are the party of diversity?

 

If Republicans are willing to dehumanize immigrants, gays, minorities and Democrats, they really are closing on becoming radicalized Fascists. So much for tolerance, individual rights and privacy--the state is going to notify parents regarding their children's sexual identity.  But there's no way this could be more damaging, since there certainly wouldn't be a file that exists with the state regarding a person's sexuality that could potentially get them blackballed from anything in the future?  I mean, slippery slope for gun right advocates and antivaxxers right?  

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

And then this.  Hey Candace, care to defend team racist?  This still your party?  

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

7 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

If Republicans are willing to dehumanize immigrants, gays, minorities and Democrats, they really are closing on becoming radicalized Fascists.

The line for that was long ago passed. The Party has many members throughout the ranks who have not been taken to task for promoting violence. I could list all of the incidents, but I'm pressed for time this morning.

Here are a couple of other ideas to consider:

According to the Fascists, equality is useless, because nature has not made everybody equal and, therefore, the capable and incapable people cannot be considered equals. That is straight out of Mussolini.

Fascists also believed that the individual was not superior to the State. You might argue that goes against the 'my freedom' doctrine, but that is a distraction because it boils down to all individuals must be: white, male/subservient female, Christian, and so on. So in essence, the 'freedom' of the Party is an illusion.

Emphasis on isolationism and nationalism.

I don't posit that the GOP has gone for pure fascism, but they sure do seem to be in favor of some bastardized form of it.

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Wait, the State of Israel didn't have African slaves?  Hard to believe since it was established in 1948.  

Is that guy for real?  What's he running for?  

[Red Five 40,858]

Yeah that was real nice of them to not enslave Africans in 1948. 

[Macanudo 12,978]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Wait, the State of Israel didn't have African slaves?  Hard to believe since it was established in 1948.  

Is that guy for real?  What's he running for?  

Wanna bet that the Kingdom of Israel had African slaves?

[Aqua Buddha 14,596]

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

Who is the radical republican on this website that keeps saying it’s actually Rs who are the party of diversity?

 

Who is going to track the number of suicides that result from this?

Why don't they have to inform the parents if the kids are straight?

Just another in a long line of lazy parenting initiatives.  Instead of being involved in your kids life, you expect the school to dig in and tell you what's going on.

Horrible fucking people.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

fucking wypipo

[HenryJames 66,052]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

yowza

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

this is going to literally get children killed

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this is going to literally get children killed

 

I'm telling you, if I was a teacher, I'd be crowdsourcing legal funding because I'd be opening myself up to lawsuits left and right with this bullshit. And it's worse because they are also going down the path of white fragility with some other nonsense about making white people uncomfortable.  Here's a tiktok from a teacher in Florida talking about why she's looking to leave education: 

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdSNnJWM/

 

[F250 28,775]

15 hours ago, Pancho said:

Not only did that not make sense it's incorrect.

[mchookem 16,336]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

jfc

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,101]

The sad part is, a lot of the GQP probably see this and think, "Yep, that is spot on."

 

[Macanudo 12,978]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yowza

Yep....

1.Our kids will say the pledge of allegiance, salute the Flag, learn that America is a great country, and choose the school that best fits them. We will inspire patriotism and stop teaching the revisionist history of the radical left; our kids will learn about the wisdom of the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the founding fathers. Public schools will focus on the 3 R’s, not indoctrinate children with critical race theory or any other political ideology.

2. Government will never again ask American citizens to disclose their race, ethnicity, or skin color on any government forms. We are going to eliminate racial politics in America. No government policy will be based on race. People “will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” We are all made in the image of God; to judge a person on the color of their epidermis is immoral.

3. The soft-on-crime days of coddling criminal behavior will end. We will re-fund and respect the police because they, not the criminals, are the good guys. We will enforce our laws, all of them, and increase penalties for theft and violent crime. We will clean up our cities and stop pretending that crime is OK. We have zero-tolerance for “mostly peaceful protests” that attack police officers, loot businesses, and burn down our cities. 

4. We will secure our border, finish building the wall, and name it after President Donald Trump. Nations have borders. We should give that a try. President Trump’s plan to build a wall was right. We welcome those who want to join us in building the American dream, immigrants who want to be Americans, not change America. We are a stronger nation because we are a nation of immigrants; but immigration without assimilation makes us weaker. Politicians from both parties talk big about border security and do nothing. We are done with that.

5. We will grow America’s economy, starve Washington’s economy, and stop Socialism. Socialism is un-American and always leads to poverty and oppression. We will stop it. We will shrink the federal government, reduce the government work force by 25% in 5 years, sell government buildings and assets, and get rid of the old, slow, closed, top-down, government-run-everything system we have today.

6. We will eliminate all federal programs that can be done locally, and enact term limits for federal bureaucrats and Congress. Many government agencies should be either moved out of Washington or shuttered entirely. Yesterday’s old government is fundamentally incompatible with the digital era. The permanent ruling class in Washington is bankrupting us with inflation and debt, so they must be removed. For you to have more, Washington must have less.

7. We will protect the integrity of American Democracy and stop left-wing efforts to rig elections. Today’s Democrat Party is trying to rig elections and pack the courts because they have given up on Democracy. They don’t believe they can win based on their ideas, so they want to game the system and legalize voter fraud to stay in power. In true Orwellian fashion, Democrats refer to their election rigging plans as “voting rights”. We won’t allow the radical left to destroy our democracy by institutionalizing dishonesty and fraud.

8. We will protect, defend, and promote the American Family at all costs. The nuclear family is crucial to civilization, it is God’s design for humanity, and it must be protected and celebrated. To say otherwise is to deny science. The fanatical left seeks to devalue and redefine the traditional family, as they undermine parents and attempt to replace them with government programs. We will not allow Socialism to place the needs of the state ahead of the family.

9. Men are men, women are women, and unborn babies are babies. We believe in science: Men and women are biologically different, “male and female He created them.” Modern technology has confirmed that abortion takes a human life. Facts are facts, the earth is round, the sun is hot, there are two genders, and abortion stops a beating heart. To say otherwise is to deny science.

10.  Americans will be free to welcome God into all aspects of our lives, and we will stop all government efforts to deny our religious freedom and freedom of speech. The Democrat Party and their Big Tech allies are not merely secular; they have virtually created a new religion of wokeness that is increasingly hostile toward people of faith, particularly Christians and Jews. They are determined to drive all mention of God out of public view. We will not be silenced, canceled, or told what words to use by the politically correct crowd.

11. We are Americans, not globalists. America will be dependent on NO other country. We will conduct no trade that takes away jobs or displaces American workers. Countries who oppose us at the UN will get zero financial help from us. We will be energy independent and build supply chains that never rely on our adversaries. We will only help countries that are willing to defend themselves, like Israel.

 

There is just so much that is fucked up with this whole thing.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

33 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The sad part is, a lot of the GQP probably see this and think, "Yep, that is spot on."

 

 

Now we know why Junior got new teeth recently! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Too bad he picked dental over mental improvement.

[Red Five 40,858]

7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

7. We will protect the integrity of American Democracy and stop left-wing efforts to rig elections.

Yeah about that.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,101]

9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Yep....

1.Our kids will say the pledge of allegiance, salute the Flag, learn that America is a great country, and choose the school that best fits them. We will inspire patriotism and stop teaching the revisionist history of the radical left; our kids will learn about the wisdom of the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the founding fathers. Public schools will focus on the 3 R’s, not indoctrinate children with critical race theory or any other political ideology.

2. Government will never again ask American citizens to disclose their race, ethnicity, or skin color on any government forms. We are going to eliminate racial politics in America. No government policy will be based on race. People “will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” We are all made in the image of God; to judge a person on the color of their epidermis is immoral.

3. The soft-on-crime days of coddling criminal behavior will end. We will re-fund and respect the police because they, not the criminals, are the good guys. We will enforce our laws, all of them, and increase penalties for theft and violent crime. We will clean up our cities and stop pretending that crime is OK. We have zero-tolerance for “mostly peaceful protests” that attack police officers, loot businesses, and burn down our cities. 

4. We will secure our border, finish building the wall, and name it after President Donald Trump. Nations have borders. We should give that a try. President Trump’s plan to build a wall was right. We welcome those who want to join us in building the American dream, immigrants who want to be Americans, not change America. We are a stronger nation because we are a nation of immigrants; but immigration without assimilation makes us weaker. Politicians from both parties talk big about border security and do nothing. We are done with that.

5. We will grow America’s economy, starve Washington’s economy, and stop Socialism. Socialism is un-American and always leads to poverty and oppression. We will stop it. We will shrink the federal government, reduce the government work force by 25% in 5 years, sell government buildings and assets, and get rid of the old, slow, closed, top-down, government-run-everything system we have today.

6. We will eliminate all federal programs that can be done locally, and enact term limits for federal bureaucrats and Congress. Many government agencies should be either moved out of Washington or shuttered entirely. Yesterday’s old government is fundamentally incompatible with the digital era. The permanent ruling class in Washington is bankrupting us with inflation and debt, so they must be removed. For you to have more, Washington must have less.

7. We will protect the integrity of American Democracy and stop left-wing efforts to rig elections. Today’s Democrat Party is trying to rig elections and pack the courts because they have given up on Democracy. They don’t believe they can win based on their ideas, so they want to game the system and legalize voter fraud to stay in power. In true Orwellian fashion, Democrats refer to their election rigging plans as “voting rights”. We won’t allow the radical left to destroy our democracy by institutionalizing dishonesty and fraud.

8. We will protect, defend, and promote the American Family at all costs. The nuclear family is crucial to civilization, it is God’s design for humanity, and it must be protected and celebrated. To say otherwise is to deny science. The fanatical left seeks to devalue and redefine the traditional family, as they undermine parents and attempt to replace them with government programs. We will not allow Socialism to place the needs of the state ahead of the family.

9. Men are men, women are women, and unborn babies are babies. We believe in science: Men and women are biologically different, “male and female He created them.” Modern technology has confirmed that abortion takes a human life. Facts are facts, the earth is round, the sun is hot, there are two genders, and abortion stops a beating heart. To say otherwise is to deny science.

10.  Americans will be free to welcome God into all aspects of our lives, and we will stop all government efforts to deny our religious freedom and freedom of speech. The Democrat Party and their Big Tech allies are not merely secular; they have virtually created a new religion of wokeness that is increasingly hostile toward people of faith, particularly Christians and Jews. They are determined to drive all mention of God out of public view. We will not be silenced, canceled, or told what words to use by the politically correct crowd.

11. We are Americans, not globalists. America will be dependent on NO other country. We will conduct no trade that takes away jobs or displaces American workers. Countries who oppose us at the UN will get zero financial help from us. We will be energy independent and build supply chains that never rely on our adversaries. We will only help countries that are willing to defend themselves, like Israel.

 

There is just so much that is fucked up with this whole thing.  

There is so much wrong with this, but it is hard to know where to begin.  All I can say is FUCK the GQP.

[Macanudo 12,978]

Go read the expanded sections of those parts.   Wow.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

find the lie

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

As a heads up to anyone who is going to be driving next week, I was looking at the planned route leaving from Fresno and heading to DC. They have multiple groups leaving on March 1 and 2nd.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

hmm, wonder why they're not stopping in Austin 🙄 🤣

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

find the lie

The lie is that immigration is spelled correctly in that graphic.

[Red Five 40,858]

Children is the plural of child. 

[GopherRock 1,765]

All of this bullshit from Florida reminds me of a Rolling Stone article from 2012, when Minnesota's largest school district had a similar policy to this crap in Florida. It led to wholesale and widespread sexual-orientation-based bullying in the district. Nine students killed themselves within a year and change. 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/one-towns-war-on-gay-teens-232572/

Just bringing this back up makes my blood boil.

[Captainant 27,667]

8 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

All of this bullshit from Florida reminds me of a Rolling Stone article from 2012, when Minnesota's largest school district had a similar policy to this crap in Florida. It led to wholesale and widespread sexual-orientation-based bullying in the district. Nine students killed themselves within a year and change. 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/one-towns-war-on-gay-teens-232572/

Just bringing this back up makes my blood boil.

that's a feature, not a bug for very fine people like @Johnny Sack and @fattyflattie and @slorch and @workswithseed everyone else who mindlessly votes (R) because unga bunga dems bad

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hmm, wonder why they're not stopping in Austin 🙄 🤣

 

 Can you imagine that shitshow driving into austin on 290, through fredricksburg and the drip, then east on 71?

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

2 hours ago, GopherRock said:

All of this bullshit from Florida reminds me of a Rolling Stone article from 2012, when Minnesota's largest school district had a similar policy to this crap in Florida. It led to wholesale and widespread sexual-orientation-based bullying in the district. Nine students killed themselves within a year and change. 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/one-towns-war-on-gay-teens-232572/

Just bringing this back up makes my blood boil.

 

goddamn, that article made me so mad, I had to stop reading it.

 

 

[gmr548 16,580]

Wait, the State of Israel didn't have African slaves?  Hard to believe since it was established in 1948.  
Is that guy for real?  What's he running for?  

United States Senate. Two term Treasurer of Ohio.

He’s debating a Democrat that is not going to win the primary there.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,870]

37 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 Can you imagine that shitshow driving into austin on 290, through fredricksburg and the drip, then east on 71?

 

 

I would hope DPS would route them through all the toll zones. 🤣

But really, I'm glad they're keeping their mobile klan rally away from ATX

[F250 28,775]

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I just read his manifesto. That was one seriously coked out rant. This is some seriously crazy shit and a lot of it contradicts itself.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54,228]

46 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 Can you imagine that shitshow driving into austin on 290, through fredricksburg and the drip, then east on 71?

 

 

Dripping would be out in force, cheering.

[Beau Vine 54,228]

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

8. We will protect, defend, and promote the American Family at all costs. The nuclear family is crucial to civilization, it is God’s design for humanity, and it must be protected and celebrated. To say otherwise is to deny science. The fanatical left seeks to devalue and redefine the traditional family, as they undermine parents and attempt to replace them with government programs. We will not allow Socialism to place the needs of the state ahead of the family.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

7. We will protect the integrity of American Democracy and stop left-wing efforts to rig elections. Today’s Democrat Party is trying to rig elections and pack the courts because they have given up on Democracy. They don’t believe they can win based on their ideas, so they want to game the system and legalize voter fraud to stay in power. In true Orwellian fashion, Democrats refer to their election rigging plans as “voting rights”. We won’t allow the radical left to destroy our democracy by institutionalizing dishonesty and fraud.

This is the wagyu of gaslighting 

[TwiceHorn 31,470]

On 2/10/2022 at 1:29 PM, HenryJames said:

 

They just need to literally start gobbling his crank right in pubic.  Gotalmighty.

[TwiceHorn 31,470]

42 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Voter: Yeah! And how are you going to do that?

GOP: I’m glad you asked.  First, we’re going to have free and fair elections ...

Voter: Well, that sounds pretty reasonable.

GOP: … and then no matter how people voted, we’re just going to have Mike Pence decide who wins.

Every. Accusation.