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Well I’ll give him this, at least she wasn’t in real estate

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5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Not just any affair.

”…Taylor had a monthslong affair with a Plano woman, Tania Joya, who alleged he paid her $5,000 to keep quiet.”

Where have I seen that before.

Also,

Joya is known as a former jihadist who was once married to a commander for the Islamic State. Tabloids have referred to her as “ISIS bride.””

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

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Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

Posted
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why are her eyes like 4x times larger than normal?

She was drawn by an DisneyWorld-Syria cartoonist?  

Posted
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

It's like you didn't even see the part where I typed "crazy."

beady-eyed people can be crazy too. I'm talking here about the sister here whose mom banged an alien.

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50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

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Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

Apparently pretty freaky too.

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1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Apparently pretty freaky too.

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Saturday night was for wives but Thursday nights was always for the batshit crazy, open menu sugar babies.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

858479-tania-joya-081319.jpg

Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Former ISIS bride...now loves reform jews.....and attractive:

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Dude messed up.  He put his dick in crazy.  He shouldn't do that.

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17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Deep throat WHILE stroking it?  
 

is such a thing even possible jpg

For some more so than others, apparently. 

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I mean, if you have to ask...
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Posted
2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Not just any affair.

”…Taylor had a monthslong affair with a Plano woman, Tania Joya, who alleged he paid her $5,000 to keep quiet.”

Where have I seen that before.

Also,

Joya is known as a former jihadist who was once married to a commander for the Islamic State. Tabloids have referred to her as “ISIS bride.””

Why do I get the feeling the real “crime” was it being a middle easterner?  If he was cheating with just some random white girl no one would care.  He’d just reaffirm his dedication to Jesus and be good Togo for another term

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Not a single Texas Republican rep voted to pass.

Support the troops, right?  @Johnny Sack @Bravo @Incredulity

REPRESENTATIVE    PARTY    STATE    VOTE
Allred    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Arrington    Republican    Texas    NAY
Babin    Republican    Texas    NAY
Brady    Republican    Texas    NOT VOTING
Burgess    Republican    Texas    NAY
Carter (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY
Castro (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Cloud    Republican    Texas    NAY
Crenshaw    Republican    Texas    NAY
Cuellar    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Doggett    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Ellzey    Republican    Texas    NAY
Escobar    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Fallon    Republican    Texas    NAY
Fletcher    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Garcia (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Gohmert    Republican    Texas    NAY
Gonzales, Tony    Republican    Texas    NAY
Gonzalez, Vicente    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Gooden (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY
Granger    Republican    Texas    NAY
Green, Al (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Jackson    Republican    Texas    NAY
Jackson Lee    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Johnson (TX)    Democratic    Texas    YEA
McCaul    Republican    Texas    NAY
Nehls    Republican    Texas    NAY
Pfluger    Republican    Texas    NAY
Roy    Republican    Texas    NAY
Sessions    Republican    Texas    NAY
Taylor    Republican    Texas    NOT VOTING
Van Duyne    Republican    Texas    NAY
Veasey    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Vela    Democratic    Texas    YEA
Weber (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY
Williams (TX)    Republican    Texas    NAY

https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/202257?Date=03%2F03%2F2022

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Posted
10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Judging by his looks, an obvious expert on Jews, vaginas, and Jewish vaginas.

I don't claim to be an expert but my personal experience with Jewish sorority girls at UT does not back this up. 

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I'm guessing that not only has Mrs. Bentley had multiple sex partners.  But has had them at the same time.  

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On 3/2/2022 at 3:07 PM, Lobo said:

Chip Roy was another.  Who was the third?  
 

Amazing we found three congress members dumber than MTG and Boebert today.  

 

actually, the third vote was both of them. They are so stupid, their votes only count as half.

 

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Biden a week ago:  Confrontation with Russia over Ukraine will result in high gas prices for Americans.

Republicans today:  Biden, we need an embargo on Russian oil to punish them for invading the peaceful country of Ukraine!

Republicans in November:  Biden made your gas prices go up.  Do you like high gas prices?

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I was reading an article in the WSJ about how Trump knew full well that he lost the election but wanted to try and overturn the results anyway. They were discussing the possibility of going after Trump for his actions in this farce.

A DOJ and Wisconsin law professor had one of the best summary statements ever describing trump. This is going on a throw pillow.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Biden a week ago:  Confrontation with Russia over Ukraine will result in high gas prices for Americans.

Republicans today:  Biden, we need an embargo on Russian oil to punish them for invading the peaceful country of Ukraine!

Republicans in November:  Biden made your gas prices go up.  Do you like high gas prices?

Trump on Iraq: Why didn’t we take all the oil? We should’ve taken all the oil. There would be no ISIS if we had just taken all the oil. 

Posted
54 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I was reading an article in the WSJ about how Trump knew full well that he lost the election but wanted to try and overturn the results anyway. They were discussing the possibility of going after Trump for his actions in this farce.

A DOJ and Wisconsin law professor had one of the best summary statements ever describing trump. This is going on a throw pillow.

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The Joe Paterno defense. A reiteration of the Ronald Reagan defense. He’s too old and stupid to know what he’s doing so therefore he’s innocent of any criminal intent. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Joe Paterno defense. A reiteration of the Ronald Reagan defense. He’s too old and stupid to know what he’s doing so therefore he’s innocent of any criminal intent. 

Also see The Kenneth Lay Defense- From Smartest Guy In The Room to grandpa-type figure that just signs papers the lawyers tell him to. 

Posted
23 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Judging by his looks, an obvious expert on Jews, vaginas, and Jewish vaginas.

Unlike his mother's vagina, which is know to host more cock than a rooster farm.



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