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If I had not heard people bitching about Lightyear, I would have missed the one-second kiss between *gasp* two women.   My wife didn’t even remember it. My kids definitely didn’t notice it.

Which tells me that, as usual, the people bitching didn’t watch the movie.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In the end, there will be nothing done.  Just like all the ones before.  I really can't conceive of anything bad enough that would result in stricter gun laws.

I can but it would involve their families for once.  Then maybe they could find empathy with others that have lost loved ones.  Or maybe NRA money will be enough to compensate them for their loss.  

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Thanks for the reminder to get out and buy a really, really nice bottle of champagne that I will save for the day that motherfucker takes his last breath on this earth.

I will keep a vacation day in reserve every year until he kicks it in. 

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I will keep a vacation day in reserve every year until he kicks it in. 

Unfortunately, Trump and Cheney are more valuable to satan roaming the earth.  

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One is without a brain, the other is missing a heart, and the whole GOP lacks courage.  

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

Unfortunately, Trump and Cheney are more valuable to satan roaming the earth.  

Little Rascals Waiting GIF

One is without a brain, the other is missing a heart, and the whole GOP lacks courage.  

Cheney still has the baboon heart they gave him years ago.

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35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Is... is.. this supposed to imply that Trump is dead and in heaven getting haircuts with Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan?

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 

Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?

 

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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I pray it happens while  in the rural bar I frequent.  Everyone there knows I hate dotard and all who support him.

Ill buy everyone in there shot after shot to celebrate.

And most of the trumpkins there will accept them b/c they’re flat broke but love voting against their own self interests to own the libs  

What hell hole do you live in? If not town, then county. If not county, then region?

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

@Brisketexan has your wife heard of this guy?  He’s worth a follow

 

Better yet, leave faith behind entirely. Live a life guided by science, not superstition. The way people can manipulate what religion is based on a whim, on their fears and their prejudices, should be instructional. You don’t need it in order to be a good person. All it does is divide. Try on the atheist hat and see if it fits. (And again, atheism isn’t a belief system, it’s just an absence of belief in a theistic god.)

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7 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 

Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?

 

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You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 
Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?
 

Remember when tfg went on the White House balcony and stared at the sun with the minions below shouting “Don’t stare into the sun!”?

Man that was a cool day.
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13 hours ago, C-Man said:


As I’ve stated before, I’d happily have hate sex with Noem — and then not call her the next day.

I've seen her in person, trust me, you don't.

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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

@Brisketexan has your wife heard of this guy?  He’s worth a follow

 

Dunno, I'll ask her.

Also, he's right.

Also, it's too late.  American "Christianity" is engaged in a massive campaign of self-immolation.  There's no putting out that fire.  It will just have to burn out, and we'll see what, if anything, is leftover.

Shit, my ordained minister wife believes that churches need to be taxed, and that "the church" is both dying and needs to die, if the Gospel is to have any chance.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

He looks young for somebody who was in Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers.

 

Thats the bad guy from Wind River/Guard in Mayor of Kingstown/Livestock agent in Yellowstone/Cook from 1883

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13 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 

Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?

 

Trump could shoot himself on 5th Avenue and I'd support him. Tremendous!

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You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 
Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?
 
He'd make Fredo look like John Wick.
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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt if John Wilkes Booth happened to be there he’d shoot Trump instead of Lincoln.  

 

given three shots, he'd dump all 3 into only one of them

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I must be missing the joke here. 

It's a picture of Reagan, Lincoln and dotard.

John Wilkes Booth assassinated Lincoln, but if he was in a room with both Lincoln and dotard he would change his mind and shoot dotard instead.

What's not to get?

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's a picture of Reagan, Lincoln and dotard.

John Wilkes Booth assassinated Lincoln, but if he was in a room with both Lincoln and dotard he would change his mind and shoot dotard instead.

What's not to get?

The fact that Booth wouldn’t shoot the guy whose followers wave the Confederate flag. He’d be all in on Trump. 

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16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

It would be nice if Dubya put down his paintbrush and actually spoke out against Trump. But that dimwit helped pave the way for Trumpism. He’s probably just sitting back grateful that he’s not the worst President in history anymore. 

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On 6/22/2022 at 8:39 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

it's a damn shame one of these crazy trump artists won't be picked to do his presidential portrait. 

 

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on that thought, I hope he never makes it to the official unveiling ceremony 

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37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It would be nice if Dubya put down his paintbrush and actually spoke out against Trump. But that dimwit helped pave the way for Trumpism. He’s probably just sitting back grateful that he’s not the worst President in history anymore. 

Not to give him a pass but he wasn't even worst of all time then. But he was definitely the worst of my lifetime, until...

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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Not to give him a pass but he wasn't even worst of all time then. But he was definitely the worst of my lifetime, until...

Bullshit. Tell me who was worse.

Warning, bin Laden intends to attack in the U.S.

Yawn.

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Oh, we’re going to make them pay.

He let bin Laden and al Qaeda escape from Tora Bora so he could engage in the Iraq fiasco. He never followed up on his promise to make the perpetrators of 9/11 pay. He instituted torture as official policy (we don’t do that) and trampled all over the Geneva Convention. He should’ve been jailed for war crimes (along with Cheney and Rumsfeld and others). He was a science denier, an enemy of education, and left the economy in shambles. 

Tell me who was worse.

Oh yeah, there was also this great moment of leadership.

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And this.

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And this.

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And this.

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I could go on. We still have prisoners at Gitmo who’ve never received due process because they’ve been tortured. We’re supposed to be better than that.

Dubya cut taxes for the rich. I don’t think that’s a good thing. Ironically, the only good thing he did was PEPFAR, fighting AIDS in Africa which is a very un-Republican sort of program. Other than that, everything else he did was a disaster.

”Heck of a job, Brownie.”

 

 

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We done here? 

Why would we be done? Clap just sent that guy a contribution for his future POTUS campaign.
These guys are GQP heroes. He was stupid to drop out of the race. He just picked up more support.


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