The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

If I had not heard people bitching about Lightyear, I would have missed the one-second kiss between *gasp* two women.   My wife didn’t even remember it. My kids definitely didn’t notice it.

Which tells me that, as usual, the people bitching didn’t watch the movie.

[Mdhorn 5,970]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In the end, there will be nothing done.  Just like all the ones before.  I really can't conceive of anything bad enough that would result in stricter gun laws.

I can but it would involve their families for once.  Then maybe they could find empathy with others that have lost loved ones.  Or maybe NRA money will be enough to compensate them for their loss.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19,206]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Thanks for the reminder to get out and buy a really, really nice bottle of champagne that I will save for the day that motherfucker takes his last breath on this earth.

I will keep a vacation day in reserve every year until he kicks it in. 

[Mdhorn 5,970]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I will keep a vacation day in reserve every year until he kicks it in. 

Unfortunately, Trump and Cheney are more valuable to satan roaming the earth.  

One is without a brain, the other is missing a heart, and the whole GOP lacks courage.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19,206]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Unfortunately, Trump and Cheney are more valuable to satan roaming the earth.  

One is without a brain, the other is missing a heart, and the whole GOP lacks courage.  

Cheney still has the baboon heart they gave him years ago.

[Gil Bang 25,975]

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35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Is... is.. this supposed to imply that Trump is dead and in heaven getting haircuts with Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan?

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 

Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?

 

[Pancho 44,856]

 

[Beau Vine 54,253]

[Beau Vine 54,253]

Troll level: Expert

 

[bolverk 29,684]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I pray it happens while  in the rural bar I frequent.  Everyone there knows I hate dotard and all who support him.

Ill buy everyone in there shot after shot to celebrate.

And most of the trumpkins there will accept them b/c they’re flat broke but love voting against their own self interests to own the libs  

What hell hole do you live in? If not town, then county. If not county, then region?

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

@Brisketexan has your wife heard of this guy?  He’s worth a follow

 

Better yet, leave faith behind entirely. Live a life guided by science, not superstition. The way people can manipulate what religion is based on a whim, on their fears and their prejudices, should be instructional. You don’t need it in order to be a good person. All it does is divide. Try on the atheist hat and see if it fits. (And again, atheism isn’t a belief system, it’s just an absence of belief in a theistic god.)

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

7 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 

Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?

 

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 
Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?
 

Remember when tfg went on the White House balcony and stared at the sun with the minions below shouting “Don’t stare into the sun!”?

Man that was a cool day.

[Mango4 189]

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

As I’ve stated before, I’d happily have hate sex with Noem — and then not call her the next day.

I've seen her in person, trust me, you don't.

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

He looks young for somebody who was in Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers.

 

Edited June 23, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

What a fool believes in trump so much that he was takin it to the streets to overturn Nevada. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Troll level: Expert

 

lulz. he's great

[Brisketexan 105,154]

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

@Brisketexan has your wife heard of this guy?  He’s worth a follow

 

Dunno, I'll ask her.

Also, he's right.

Also, it's too late.  American "Christianity" is engaged in a massive campaign of self-immolation.  There's no putting out that fire.  It will just have to burn out, and we'll see what, if anything, is leftover.

Shit, my ordained minister wife believes that churches need to be taxed, and that "the church" is both dying and needs to die, if the Gospel is to have any chance.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

nice religion ya got there. so glad I got rid of my sky daddy

[GreenspointTexas 9,648]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

He looks young for somebody who was in Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers.

 

Thats the bad guy from Wind River/Guard in Mayor of Kingstown/Livestock agent in Yellowstone/Cook from 1883

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

13 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 

Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?

 

Trump could shoot himself on 5th Avenue and I'd support him. Tremendous!

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,841]

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Made me think of this for some reason.

[tchookem 3,900]

You know, I think I'd pay money to watch a PPV of an unloaded gun with a box of ammo given to Trump at a firing range with no instruction whatsoever. See exactly what he tries to do to load and then fire it. 
Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to fire a gun?
 

He'd make Fredo look like John Wick.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,103]

 

 

[Underdog 28,711]

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

No doubt if John Wilkes Booth happened to be there he’d shoot Trump instead of Lincoln.  

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt if John Wilkes Booth happened to be there he’d shoot Trump instead of Lincoln.  

 

given three shots, he'd dump all 3 into only one of them

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt if John Wilkes Booth happened to be there he’d shoot Trump instead of Lincoln.  

I must be missing the joke here. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,206]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I must be missing the joke here. 

It's a picture of Reagan, Lincoln and dotard.

John Wilkes Booth assassinated Lincoln, but if he was in a room with both Lincoln and dotard he would change his mind and shoot dotard instead.

What's not to get?

[SaucyJack 3,488]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

given three shots, he'd dump all 3 into only one of them

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

 

[Pancho 44,856]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's a picture of Reagan, Lincoln and dotard.

John Wilkes Booth assassinated Lincoln, but if he was in a room with both Lincoln and dotard he would change his mind and shoot dotard instead.

What's not to get?

The fact that Booth wouldn’t shoot the guy whose followers wave the Confederate flag. He’d be all in on Trump. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

It would be nice if Dubya put down his paintbrush and actually spoke out against Trump. But that dimwit helped pave the way for Trumpism. He’s probably just sitting back grateful that he’s not the worst President in history anymore. 

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

On 6/22/2022 at 8:39 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

it's a damn shame one of these crazy trump artists won't be picked to do his presidential portrait. 

 

 

on that thought, I hope he never makes it to the official unveiling ceremony 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It would be nice if Dubya put down his paintbrush and actually spoke out against Trump. But that dimwit helped pave the way for Trumpism. He’s probably just sitting back grateful that he’s not the worst President in history anymore. 

Not to give him a pass but he wasn't even worst of all time then. But he was definitely the worst of my lifetime, until...

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Not to give him a pass but he wasn't even worst of all time then. But he was definitely the worst of my lifetime, until...

Bullshit. Tell me who was worse.

Warning, bin Laden intends to attack in the U.S.

Yawn.

Oh, we’re going to make them pay.

He let bin Laden and al Qaeda escape from Tora Bora so he could engage in the Iraq fiasco. He never followed up on his promise to make the perpetrators of 9/11 pay. He instituted torture as official policy (we don’t do that) and trampled all over the Geneva Convention. He should’ve been jailed for war crimes (along with Cheney and Rumsfeld and others). He was a science denier, an enemy of education, and left the economy in shambles. 

Tell me who was worse.

Oh yeah, there was also this great moment of leadership.

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And this.

And this.

And this.

I could go on. We still have prisoners at Gitmo who’ve never received due process because they’ve been tortured. We’re supposed to be better than that.

Dubya cut taxes for the rich. I don’t think that’s a good thing. Ironically, the only good thing he did was PEPFAR, fighting AIDS in Africa which is a very un-Republican sort of program. Other than that, everything else he did was a disaster.

”Heck of a job, Brownie.”

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

23 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nice religion ya got there. so glad I got rid of my sky daddy

The only problem with organized religion is the human component.  Eliminate that and religion is fine. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only problem with organized religion is the human component.  Eliminate that and religion is fine. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

All available evidence points to this being the only real solution to most problems on earth. 

[C-Man 27,230]

This seems like the thread for this (read her follow ups too):

[Jive Turkey 12,617]

 

[Foosters 17,858]

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

@clapclapclap

We done here? 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,562]

Time to punch the big dumb bully right in their fucking mouth. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

56 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This seems like the thread for this (read her follow ups too):

 

did you mean to post something here?

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

Needs more "motherfuckers" thrown in.

 

[Brisketexan 105,154]

[mention=9]clapclapclap[/mention]
We done here? 

Why would we be done? Clap just sent that guy a contribution for his future POTUS campaign.
These guys are GQP heroes. He was stupid to drop out of the race. He just picked up more support.

[Underdog 28,711]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Needs more "motherfuckers" thrown in.

 

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