The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[sidis 9,832]

7 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

No one chimes in to Bama's posts about how Harry is too much of twink to fuck, or that he's he's so fucking hot you'd commit felonies to fuck him, or anything remotely similar to the type of posts we see about women here.

Nor are posts about awful male legislators being ugly or fat or both comparable to the kind of shit women are subjected to here.

i am not entirely sure that i follow the point you're making here but i'm also not sure it is important that i do.  i'll bow out of this thread tangent at this point but i stand by my original sentiment...brisket is the type of non-superficial committed horndog that all of us should aspire to be.

[Brisketexan 105,155]

15 minutes ago, sidis said:

brisket is the type of non-superficial committed horndog that all of us should aspire to be.

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19 minutes ago, sidis said:

i am not entirely sure that i follow the point you're making here but i'm also not sure it is important that i do.  i'll bow out of this thread tangent at this point but i stand by my original sentiment...brisket is the type of non-superficial committed horndog that all of us should aspire to be.

This is absolutely true.  He'll bang anything that moves.  I saw him walk into a Waffle House a few months back...entire waitstaff froze in place.  Couldn't get hash browns for an hour.  Don't get me started on what he smothered and covered.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

Just now, YGIFS said:

This is absolutely true.  He'll bang anything that moves.  I saw him walk into a Waffle House a few months back...entire waitstaff froze in place.  Couldn't get hash browns for an hour.  Don't get me started on what he smothered and covered.

So that's why they were out of apple pie...

[Beau Vine 54,254]

6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

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2 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Any dude here who claims they wouldn't have sex with Elle King if she approached them is a fucking liar.

Nope, I have always had an extremely strict policy against sex with someone who outweighs me.  

[CooterBrown 18,014]

...but mostly I'm just left wondering who the hell would procreate with Rob Schneider. 

Here’s the lady with low standards. Let’s be honest. We’d all gladly become Eskimo brothers with Rob.

[Beau Vine 54,254]

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I think what Brisket is saying....  Is they have a pulse and they are breathing.

"Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat" were my best friend in grad school's standard.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I doubt he was trying to sell them. He knows that's a big boy crime with big boy real prison punishments. He's was too big of a pussy for that.

I lean towards it being an ego thing / potential blackmail or get out of a jam card.

what? of course he was trying to sell them. he probably did. and that's why people started dying or getting captured. it's not coincidence. and when thinking about dotard, the most base reason is probably the most likely when trying to predict his motivations

[Beau Vine 54,254]

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Here’s the lady with low standards. Let’s be honest. We’d all gladly become Eskimo brothers with Rob.

Nope.

[TexArcher 37,978]

2 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Any dude here who claims they wouldn't have sex with Elle King if she approached them is a fucking liar.

Would, and hopefully she's a power domme.

I don't know who that is, but you're correct.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what? of course he was trying to sell them. he probably did. and that's why people started dying or getting captured. it's not coincidence. and when thinking about dotard, the most base reason is probably the most likely when trying to predict his motivations

Dude was up to his ass in debt to shady Russians. He probably just invited them over and left the room for a minute to take a leak. 

[Underdog 28,711]

Even my 60 yo pasty white middle age fat ass knew who Elle King is, even have Ex’s and Oh’s on iTunes.  As for the other thing?  Yeah...  No.  And I do have some questionable tastes. 

Edited August 31, 2022 by Underdog

[Beau Vine 54,254]

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Even my 60 yo pasty white middle age fat ass knew who Elle King is, even have Ex’s and Oh’s on iTunes.

Oh, shit, that's her?  I'd like to change my vote from "no" to "oh hell no, no fucking way."

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

Well now i know the name of the artist that sings that. And her relation to rich the copy guy. 

[Underdog 28,711]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh, shit, that's her?  I'd like to change my vote from "no" to "oh hell no, no fucking way."

 

[RDCanecutter 26,452]

Ex's and Oh's is catchy, but it's no A Thousand Miles.

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 

Here’s the lady with low standards. Let’s be honest. We’d all gladly become Eskimo brothers with Rob.

 

Looks like Mrs. Ross from Seinfeld.

[safe sex 11,735]

Cracking up at the number of men chiming in to tell me Not All Men

Edited August 31, 2022 by trauma babe

[mchookem 16,336]

6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

 

 

hey Dennis?

 

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35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Looks like Mrs. Ross from Seinfeld.

Goddamn you.  Every time I think I can quit you and this site.  I mean seriously, my bullshit aside...that's a young Mrs. Ross, right?  Been bugging the shit outta me, I knew I knew that jawline and pursed lips.  Come the fuck on.  If you lean into your device, you can literally hear, "If I had a nickel for every one of those books he thinks he's read..."

You cut right to the core of me Baxter. 

Edited August 31, 2022 by YGIFS

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

Man at a Grassley rally asks a question of Grassley on how we can stop socialism. Then he proceeds to thank Grassley for making his hearing aids much cheaper than they used to be. SMH.   https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPBjBRr/
 

most of the right that receives govt benefits don’t want to put themselves in the category of lazy, good for nothing liberals who just take from taxpayers like him.

and while I don’t know, it wouldn’t shock me if Grassley voted against whatever benefit this guy received.

Edited August 31, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

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3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Man at a Grassley rally asks a question of Grassley on how we can stop socialism. Then he proceeds to thank Grassley for making his hearing aids much cheaper than they used to be. SMH.   https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPBjBRr/
 

most of the right that receives govt benefits don’t want to put themselves in the category of lazy, good for nothing liberals who just take from taxpayers like him.

and while I don’t know, it wouldn’t shock me if Grassley voted against whatever benefit this guy received.

Reminds me of a time I visited a patient (I’m in home health PT) that lived in a poorer retirement housing development. I noticed a car with a sticker that said “Stop Socialism!” First of all, I would be shocked if they didn’t receive some sort of housing assistance and I’m sure they also use Medicare. But yeah, stop socialism. Fucking boomers man

[Beau Vine 54,254]

 

[Underdog 28,711]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

hey Dennis?

 

Bet she gives one hell of a prostate exam. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

[sidis 9,832]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Man at a Grassley rally asks a question of Grassley on how we can stop socialism. Then he proceeds to thank Grassley for making his hearing aids much cheaper than they used to be. SMH.   https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPBjBRr/
 

most of the right that receives govt benefits don’t want to put themselves in the category of lazy, good for nothing liberals who just take from taxpayers like him.

and while I don’t know, it wouldn’t shock me if Grassley voted against whatever benefit this guy received.

Grassley and Warren were actually in lockstep on this one. 

https://www.grassley.senate.gov/news/news-releases/grassley-warren-praise-fdas-finalized-over-the-counter-hearing-aid-rule

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7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah - misogyny is totes cool.

Knuckle up, buttercup. Say shitty stuff, I’ll point it out.

That conversation was “She’s fat. But not too fat to fuck.” - that’s gross.

You know what’s really gross?  Fat chicks covered in tattoos. 

[Sawbonz 27,578]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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[C-Man 27,230]

 

He’s getting absolutely shredded in the replies to that tweet

[Radical Larry 28,641]

And it was at the MAGA event that I met Radical Larry's & Dirk's second cousin (also their father)...Batshit Dwayne.  Unlike the rest of the crew, he had no particular gift or specialty.  Only a gumline that would make Ann Coulter and Seabiscuit wince in awkwardness.  

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Not you poster Radical Larry.  The one from the actual photograph Radical Larry. 
 

oh shit.  Are you both the same guy in real life.   Fuck!

[Blotto 23,559]

going back to that Schneider interview for a second....I got a legit laugh at the Glenn Beck look nowadays, lulz? I havent really kept up with the guy the last few years, but how the fuck did he go from this

 

to this

 

 

Edited September 1, 2022 by Blotto

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

13 hours ago, sidis said:

Grassley and Warren were actually in lockstep on this one. 

https://www.grassley.senate.gov/news/news-releases/grassley-warren-praise-fdas-finalized-over-the-counter-hearing-aid-rule

Good to know that. In listening to Grassley speak over the years, he actually isn't as bad as other GOP pols. That isn't an endorsement and even he's 9 years older than Biden.

In either the same IA townhall or a similar one, a man was asking Grassley if a future Congress can reverse Biden's "Pell grant giveaway" and put the student loan forgiveness amounts back on the borrowers. Grassley replied that he didn't see how Congress can increase the borrowers account balance. 

I would like to see the reaction in IA if someone suggested if the Dems backcharged all of IA's farmers for their subsidies over the years.

[TwiceHorn 31,496]

20 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

What a bimbo. Talking about comparing trump to other presidents in this context only.

Since when does the MAGA crew care about precedence and comparing Trump to his predecessors?  Definitely not when he’s arranging a hit on the capital, definitely not when he’s trying to overturn our election system and turn us into a 3rd world country who supports dictatorships, definitely not when Trump can single-handedly demonize more than half of the news outlets in this country and those who work for them.

the MAGA folks should be fucked in the long run with people like this running for president. Good lord we are definitely not putting up our best and brightest in this country.

I mean think about it for a second.

Why in the name of God would any media outlet ask the governor of a pissant state about the President's uniquely federal problem of impermissibly possessing federally classified documents, for which he's being investigated by the federal government?

What would a state governor, with no legal or law enforcement experience, have to offer on that matter?

[TwiceHorn 31,496]

21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Good to know that. In listening to Grassley speak over the years, he actually isn't as bad as other GOP pols. That isn't an endorsement and even he's 9 years older than Biden.

In either the same IA townhall or a similar one, a man was asking Grassley if a future Congress can reverse Biden's "Pell grant giveaway" and put the student loan forgiveness amounts back on the borrowers. Grassley replied that he didn't see how Congress can increase the borrowers account balance. 

I would like to see the reaction in IA if someone suggested if the Dems backcharged all of IA's farmers for their subsidies over the years.

Over his over-long career, I might tend to agree with you. He has some history of decent bipartisanship. But, recently, he has been extraordinarily complicit with the magats.  Most notably being part of the scheme to take over the Senate on 1/6 after Pence was spirited away.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

going back to that Schneider interview for a second....I got a legit laugh at the Glenn Beck look nowadays, lulz? I havent really kept up with the guy the last few years, but how the fuck did he go from this

 
to this

 
 

He got a MAGA makeover.

Looked like one of them liberal city fancy boys before.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

going back to that Schneider interview for a second....I got a legit laugh at the Glenn Beck look nowadays, lulz? I havent really kept up with the guy the last few years, but how the fuck did he go from this

 

to this

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

Please don't post his face on here.

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

26 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

That’s one bad looking dye job.

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

Those are both rugs, no?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,202]

chodes

[Voldemort86 2,259]

It burns it burns!
 

please don’t ever post a picture of potty Patrick again.

[Disco Strangler 1,878]

How about pics of the actress who will play him in the movie?

 

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19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

trump is a pile alright, he sure is ….

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

[YGIFS 19,452]

He really does look like a fat, busty Tig.  Only she’s smart and hilarious and beat cancer.  And he’s dumb and mean and is cancer.  
 

Thread derail better than Dan’s face, find her standup set that was completely unplanned.  I have it somewhere.  Her mom and best friend both died same week, couple weeks later she finds out she’s got late stage breast cancer.  She just tuned out, left the office, drove straight to the comedy club, and did 45mts on death and the Meaning of it all.  And it was hilarious.  She reveals early on in the “set” that she’s really sick but the raw honesty and fear make the laughs hurt even more.  
 

Back to Dan Patrick.  I still like calling his office when I’m taking a shit to report pretend abortions just to take up their time From harassing women in real life.  

[safe sex 11,735]

Please stop denigrating lesbians by comparing Dan Patrick to us.