The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Horn Dog 9818]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Text her back: “You can’t possibly be this stupid.”

"But if you are, come over tonight at 1am... and bring all your money."

Edited September 28, 2022 by Horn Dog

[Aqua Buddha 14586]

55 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Duh:

[Bama Chick 28596]

This is straight up child abuse.

And her bitch ass is definitely holding a umbrella over herself.

[YGIFS 19450]

I dunno, we take the kids out to do crazy shit during weather.  My dad used to the same thing when I was a kid, so long as there wasn't a tornado or lightning...it's fun.  

Child abuse isn't some rain, it's that his parents are Eric & Lara Trump.  That kid will literally witness one, or possibly both, of his parents march off to federal prison or commit suicide before he reaches 18.  That's the child abuse.  The line of people like me to pay off inmates to beat the fuck outta Eric in prison will number in the tens of thousands.  And this poor kid will have to go visit him and see his dad's jaw keep falling on the phone.  

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

On 9/23/2022 at 8:34 PM, TexasHooch said:

 

They need to be watching their blood sugar levels.

 

 

[Homercles 10205]

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I dunno, we take the kids out to do crazy shit during weather.  My dad used to the same thing when I was a kid, so long as there wasn't a tornado or lightning...it's fun.  

Child abuse isn't some rain, it's that his parents are Eric & Lara Trump.  That kid will literally witness one, or possibly both, of his parents march off to federal prison or commit suicide before he reaches 18.  That's the child abuse.  The line of people like me to pay off inmates to beat the fuck outta Eric in prison will number in the tens of thousands.  And this poor kid will have to go visit him and see his dad's jaw keep falling on the phone.  

Did that kid look like he was having fun?

[chainsaw 9864]

On 9/23/2022 at 8:34 PM, TexasHooch said:

[YGIFS 19450]

14 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Did that kid look like he was having fun?

It's hard to tell with all the adderrall, 'ludes, and blow he stole from his uncle and grandpa.  Shit, I stole a couple shots of Crown Royal from my uncle way back when...and I still don't look right

[Biff Tannen 45673]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Chen and Farmer should be kicked out of the country…yes I know Farmer is hitched to Owens.

Who are they?

[Macanudo 12976]

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who are they?

Assholes.   Big, giant gaping assholes.    You know, typical GQPers.

[SydneyCarton 48075]

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Not shocked. White, no college, and 55+. Did they not ask if they had a goatee?

 

 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

58% of Republicans are fucking liars. 

Exactly. Now ask that 58% who they'll vote for in the fall, or if Trump is on the ballot in 2024. 

[royiv 9285]

19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I count at least 5 people who might be under federal indictment by then

Was just going to ask how many speakers will be wearing ankle monitors.

[Gengs1 2583]

How fast will the republicans take handouts from feds from the hurricane Ian?

who will first say, let’s forget about politics and pass aid.

dems should hold the aid to pass the budget 

[Goredho 17398]

On 9/27/2022 at 4:17 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

This is the conservative movement in America. 

Conservative bowel movement

[Willfully Horn 8005]

 

 

[Goredho 17398]

For the Rez Dogs fans

[brown water 3777]

These people are so stupid they need life advice from Tater Salad

 

Edited September 29, 2022 by brown water

[Underdog 28611]

Is that Brett Favre?  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 9/27/2022 at 5:17 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

This is the conservative movement in America. 

Dang.  My kid with a mouth full of chocolate telling me he hasn’t had any candy has more honesty and integrity than this group.

[Homercles 10205]

10 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

 

When did Davos Seaworth go MAGA?

Edited September 29, 2022 by Homercles

[tx 3 putt 76902]

On 9/27/2022 at 5:17 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

This is the conservative movement in America. 

 

is the group going broke ?

[tx 3 putt 76902]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5111]

What in the actual fuck?

[tx 3 putt 76902]

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5111]

They won't find much of that where they are looking I suspect.  Bluster isn't the same as alpha.

[tx 3 putt 76902]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

What in the actual fuck?

 

extremely fucked up 

https://www.wbrz.com/news/despite-child-sex-abuse-complaints-judge-orders-child-to-home-where-crime-allegedly-occurred/

[TwiceHorn 31447]

So, I was driving down Northwest Highway in Dallas yesterday and a lifted, black, crew cab brodozer drives past with a ginormous "Fuck Biden" flag stuck in the trailer hitch.

The guy driving had all his windows down, so I drove past and just yelled "Classy!" 

I thought about giving him the bird, or a fuck Trump, or a fuck you.  But odds are decent that type is an armed road rager, so I stuck with the most accurate and least subjective.

[Neonmoon 38129]

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[tx 3 putt 76902]

the dumbest fucking people alive !

 

[Red Five 40852]

This was definitely the first time a hurricane has ever hit Florida. 

[crash_davis 23107]

It's amazing and pathetic to watch what is becoming of this country. How can people be this fucking stupid?

[Neonmoon 38129]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It's amazing and pathetic to watch what is becoming of this country. How can people be this fucking stupid?

They are being brainwashed by Rupert Murdoch. It’s really that simple. I know, I speak to an old person daily and they repeat whatever nonsense they’re told. It’s sad. 

[Blotto 23497]

On 9/27/2022 at 5:25 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

Serious question, how many mother fucking conferences/conventions do they have?

 

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

is the group going broke ?

Quite the opposite I suspect. Those things probably bank fucking money from all the smooth brains that show up. About 12 years ago, I was working for a software sales rep business and one of the partners mandated our office attend one of those travelling motivational seminars (Get Motivated) here in Austin, held at Riverbend Church. I wanted no fucking part of that bullshit, but it was expected that we go. It was fascinating to see how they duped the rubes into emptying out their pockets, and that place and overflow building were packed. There were big names (Colin Powell, Zig Zigler, Lou Holtz, Guiliani, etc...) paid to show up and fire up the crowd. And then interspersed throughout the day, there were people selling real estate seminars, stock investing classes etc. Everything was at a tremendous discount, that day only, because they wanted to see you take control of your future and succeed. 

They would get the crowd worked up in a lather where they were all chanting stupid shit together, and then subtly transition into a sales pitch. They had it down to a science. I watched in horror/disgust a few of my coworkers get swept up in the madness and buy some classes, but these weren't the sharpest of folks (admins etc...). That operation raked it in that day. The seminar was travelling around the country, every week a new city. Guiliani made close to $2 million in a year appearing at these seminars. They bought legitimacy from the keynote speakers, and earned it back 3 times over from all the grift. I had to admire the machine. But eventually that racket saturated the country and they ceased being profitable, so they quit doing it. 

My guess is its the same angle with all of these conservative conventions. They are shrouded in patriotism, conservative values, religion, etc... They get everyone all worked up into a tizzy about Joe & Hunter Biden and then they fleece the fuck out of all the rubes that attend. PAC donations, merchandise sales, book sales, pillow sales, doomsday bucket sales,  etc... The moment they stop being profitable, is the moment you'll see the frequency taper off. You gotta strike while the iron is hot. 

TLDR

[Aqua Buddha 14586]

You know escorts to perk up when NRA, CPAC, TP, etc. roll into town.

[jimmyjazz 45898]

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive !

I don't know, I think those two might have a point.  i mean, look at the election map and then think about where hurricanes keep hitting.  2 + 2 = QED:

[tx 3 putt 76902]

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't know, I think those two might have a point.  i mean, look at the election map and then think about where hurricanes keep hitting.  2 + 2 = QED:

dems bought a Chinese hurricane gun ?

[jimmyjazz 45898]

Yup!  Evil.

[Gil Bang 25938]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

It's amazing and pathetic to watch what is becoming of this country. How can people be this fucking stupid?

There’s no longer a penalty for stupidity. 
 

on this site, you say something stupid and you get told you said something stupid. 
you say enough stupid things and you get told you are stupid and should stfu. 
 

but out in genpop, you say something stupid and wait to see who agrees with you and then you all get together in a safe space and eventually decide you are smart and in the majority because the only people you interact with agree with you. 

Edited September 30, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Biff Tannen 45673]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

8 posts up

[YGIFS 19450]

Jewish Space Lasers, Navy UDT Divers taking out Nord Stream 2, & Deep State Hurricane Guns?

I used to laugh at Jerry Bruckheimer movies and those who watched them, but I listen to the MAGA Media Machine and think, "You know, Jerry at least had a craft."  

[Red Five 40852]

What is that "show"? At the bottom of the screen it says "Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army Using Immigrants!". Are we sure this isn't satire?

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What is that "show"? At the bottom of the screen it says "Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army Using Immigrants!". Are we sure this isn't satire?

Damn. Is there anything that guy can’t do?

[Aqua Buddha 14586]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They're looking for Chad:

 

That one girl is.....healthy.

I should join, post my pic and then a pic of my financial statement tagged to my voter ID card and see how much they really care about dating a Republican.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Best case scenario after the midterms is an all out civil war within the GQP.  Whatever is coming from this faction in 2024 will be much uglier than before because there has been zero effort to reform or correct course.  Provocation is their ethos.  

Worst case scenario is Trump or DeSantis gets the nomination without any competitive primary or breaking of the ranks.

The battle for king of the imbeciles starts the day after the midterms. 

[tx 3 putt 76902]

 

[TwiceHorn 31447]

8 hours ago, Red Five said:

This was definitely the first time a hurricane has ever hit Florida. 

They always hit red states!

[MrBig 5395]

Trump looks like he’s sending out a dog whistle to take out Mitch. You know he means business when he refers to himself in the third person and insults a Senator’s wife. 

[tx 3 putt 76902]

 

[Underdog 28611]

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

8 posts up

Surprised he didn’t start a thread.