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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Yeah, but no white grains, so it can't be racist.  Also, no fresh meat?  WTF?

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, but no white grains, so it can't be racist.  Also, no fresh meat?  WTF?

Big cannery must be behind that one

27 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

This can’t be real

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This can’t be real

We keep saying this about Republicans, but

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They absolutely want to make life hell for certain groups of people, and they don't publicly hide it anymore.

33 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This can’t be real

The GQP is anti-taco.

49 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The GQP is anti-taco.

That’s anti-American.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Big cannery must be behind that one

Big Spam.

Cruelty is the point. If you need assistance, you have to eat canned meats. Fresh meats is for the non-poor. Maybe eating canned meats will inspire you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps

 

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There really needs to be a "Punch a Republican in the Face Day"

What about pudding? Can you get pudding on SNAP without getting meat?

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42 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

There really needs to be a "Punch a Republican in the Face Day"

And it should be every day

On 1/15/2023 at 9:17 PM, Beau Vine said:

I got the raccoon in that fight.

a raccoon will actually fight. a possum will just sit there hissing and trying to look mean.  so will your girlfriend's shih tzu that cornered it on the other side of the neighbor's locked wrought iron gate.  at 2 am.  because why would a dog need to be on a leash at 2 am?

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Cruelty is the point. If you need assistance, you have to eat canned meats. Fresh meats is for the non-poor. Maybe eating canned meats will inspire you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps

 

CSB alert: ages ago I was dating a girl in San Diego.  Her parent's house got broken into.  When the cops came they looked in the fridge.  GF's parents asked why, nothing's missing from the fridge.  Cops said "we're just checking to see if it was illegals who broken in. It wasn't illegals because they always take food."

 

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Note to self. If you ever burglarize someone’s home, be sure to steal some food out of their refrigerator to throw the cops off your tracks. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Note to self. If you ever burglarize someone’s home, be sure to steal some food out of their refrigerator to throw the cops off your tracks. 

Rummage through the refrigerator, pour myself a beer.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

CSB alert: ages ago I was dating a girl in San Diego.  Her parent's house got broken into.  When the cops came they looked in the fridge.  GF's parents asked why, nothing's missing from the fridge.  Cops said "we're just checking to see if it was illegals who broken in. It wasn't illegals because they always take food."

 

In hindsight, leaving the door open for the food to spoil before the homeowners return from holiday travel was a mistake.  Now we're known as "The Fridge Bandits" and all the cops know our signature move.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here?

 

 

The landfill where the fire is legally only supposed to accept “green waste,” such as fallen trees, brush and leaves. As such, the landfill avoids most rules and regulations that other kinds of landfills have to follow.

 
 

However, many residents and even ADEM inspectors have reported seeing unauthorized material at the site, such as tires, household waste, appliances, and more.

 
 

ADEM has said it will investigate the situation after the blaze is extinguished to see if there were open burning violations or illegal dumping of unauthorized material at the site.

 
 

Batemon said the area will likely be a crime scene after the fire is put out, and a class-action lawsuit has been filed against the owners and operators of the landfill on behalf of residents impacted by the smoke.

 

Nothing will happen. Nobody will go to jail, no fines will be imposed.

Feds should sent the county a bill after the fire is put out. When they don't pay, withold highway funds from the state or something.

 

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Steal the entire refrigerator.

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Smart.  Make them think the Russians did it.

36 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Smart.  Make them think the Russians did it.

Make sure and make an attempt at stealing the toilets as well.

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Make sure and make an attempt at stealing the toilets as well.

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20 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I can’t I don’t even

 

Another case of domestic terrorism.  They are all domestic terrorists.  As they accidentally admitted.

20 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I can’t I don’t even

 

 

so, she's admitting none of that was Biden's fault

 

20 hours ago, chainsaw said:

 

Remember when all of us who realized Covid could kill us died from Covid? Dilbert guy remembers. 

Did everyone see where Adam Kinzinger called McCarthy a piece of shit? It was on some podcast.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/adam-kinzinger-says-kevin-mccarthys-a-piece-of-shit-thats-just-a-fact

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Adam Kinzinger: It’s ‘Just a Fact’ That Kevin McCarthy’s a ‘Piece of Shit’

The former GOP congressman also claimed that McCarthy wouldn’t do anything about habitual fabulist George Santos because he needs every bit of help he can get.

Justin Baragona
Updated Jan. 13, 2023 12:46PM ET
Published Jan. 13, 2023 12:12PM ET 

Former Republican congressman Adam Kinzinger didn’t mince words this week while describing newly minted Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, saying it was merely a “fact” that his ex-boss is a “piece of shit.”

Kinzinger, who recently joined CNN after exiting Congress this month, talked this week about the chaotic drama surrounding McCarthy’s election as speaker—culminating in a near-fistfight after a weeklong stalemate with the far-right wing of the GOP caucus. McCarthy, meanwhile, seemingly secured his speakership by bribing MAGA members of his party, which holds a slim majority in the House after a disappointing midterm election.

Appearing on conservative pundit Charlie Sykes’ Bulwark podcast, Kinzinger spoke at length about “detoxing” from Congress and the current direction of his party under McCarthy. At one point, Sykes brought up disgraced Rep. George Santos (R-NY) and his broad history of fabulism and fabrication, noting that McCarthy has effectively brushed off the brand-new congressman’s many controversies despite intraparty calls for Santos to resign.

“And he says that Santos will get some committee assignments. Not the top ones—why would he, of course, because he’s a freshman,” Sykes said, prompting Kinzinger to exclaim “oh God,” before adding: “They’re not gonna do anything about him, are they?”

The former Illinois lawmaker immediately made his feelings clear about McCarthy.

“Kevin’s a piece of shit,” Kinzinger exclaimed. “And let’s just be honest about this, because he will say whatever he needs to say to stay in power. I’m not even saying that gratuitously to be mean to him. It’s just a fact.”

Kinzinger also took issue with McCarthy recently stripping several Democrats of committee assignments, which Republicans have justified as payback over Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and Paul Gosar (R-AZ) getting booted from committees during the last Congress.

The ex-congressman pointed out that unlike McCarthy’s unilateral decision, the House votes to kick Green and Gosar off their assignments over violently extreme rhetoric were bipartisan—and McCarthy himself previously removed ex-Rep. Steve King (R-IA) from committees for expressing sympathy for white nationalism.

In the end, Kinzinger said that McCarthy would continue to stand by Santos because the GOP’s House majority is so razor-thin that he needs every loyal member he can get.

“Kevin needs his vote,” he proclaimed. “If this was a 20-vote majority, he’d throw Santos under the bus, but it’s a five-vote [majority] so he needs him.”

During his final years in office, Kinzinger became one of the loudest anti-Trump voices in the GOP. Besides joining a handful of other House Republicans in voting to impeach former President Donald Trump for inciting the Jan. 6 insurrection, he was one of only two Republicans to join the select committee that investigated the Capitol riots. McCarthy, meanwhile, ignored a subpoena from the committee after refusing to cooperate in the congressional probe.

Colbert brought it up when Kinzinger was a guest (with audio from the podcast).

 

A lot of people seem to think like she does, that things should be handled privately, but I think a little public embarrassment is not a bad thing when somebody is publicly pushing stupid shit for all the world to see (whether its covid-related or CRT or MAGA bullshit or whatever).  Otherwise, people will mistake your public silence for agreement.

 

8 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Fucking scumbag. Khashoggi was also critical of Trump who took the Saudis’ side and didn’t give a shit that they butchered him either. Maybe that has something to do with Pompeo attacking a murder victim. Maybe he thinks there’s a buck to be made by sucking up to MBS. Either way, the man’s not fit for office.

 

8 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

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Just, you know, replace "Twitter TOS" with Surly and "you" with Pompeo.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

…and they were making kitties and I saw one of the kitties and then the kitty looked at me.

On 1/23/2023 at 10:29 PM, TexEx15 said:

 

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Perhaps we'll get an opportunity to write this shameless sentence should the same thing happen to this wicked fuck and everybody else appointed by the shameless fuck that was elected by a shameless herd of malignant idiots.

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Imagine being married to this and having kids… 

Assuming it wasn't artificially inseminated, someone actually got an erection and fucked that. 

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Assuming it wasn't artificially inseminated, someone actually got an erection and fucked that. 
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There’s an ass for every seat.

It seems like the Q Anon types have moved from child trafficking to vaccine obsession:

 

Oh, lord.  Are they saying he suffered cardiac arrest because of the vaccine?

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, lord.  Are they saying he suffered cardiac arrest because of the vaccine?

DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, SHEEPEL!!!

 

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