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Wanna watch his parents lose their fucking minds?  Tell them their son looks like a mini Alec Baldwin on set.  
 

poor kid.  Never had a chance in life 

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I bought a small Roku enabled TV at a garage sale cheap.  Got it home and wanted to test it so I connected it to wifi and it shows a list of channels it can stream for free and OAN is on the list.  Curiosity got the best of me so I flip over to see some incel who was at Jan 6 "But I did not go inside or commit any crimes" guy follows up that statement by saying that it was all planned by the govt and they lured those people into breaking glass, beating cops and entering the building.  They were framed!

Click.

 

Oh and on this tweet:  At my 9 year old son's football game the other team's coach keeps yelling "What's that smell?" while sniffing his finger like he just picked his ass.  After the game he's in the women's rest room looking under the stalls so my wife chases him out and then reports him to the lady at the front gate.  This is where she sees a white jeep parked right up front with an F.T.K. sticker on the back and in case you don't know what FTK stands for they spell it out in smaller letters as "Fuck Them Kids"  so my wife asked the lady at the entrance is that a pedophile's jeep?  The woman says, no it's my jeep and I have a lot of kids.  My wife mutters lots of pedophiles have kids.

 

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What I find amusing is that Joe Biden was "too old" when he ran for POTUS at age 78.

Does anybody want to hazard a guess as to how old Donald Trump will be in November 2024?

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56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What I find amusing is that Joe Biden was "too old" when he ran for POTUS at age 78.

Does anybody want to hazard a guess as to how old Donald Trump will be in November 2024?

But he's in tip top shape and has a sharp mind....

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12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The list of actors that have gone off the rails is wild.

Trump managed to surface the crazy in a helluva lot of people (although Obama helped).

That's something none of the other Republicans have really been able to do.

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8 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

 

Comments are great.  Lots of pedantic gun nuts critiquing his instruction.  Here are a couple that make sense to normal people.

 

 

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44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump managed to surface the crazy in a helluva lot of people (although Obama helped).

That's something none of the other Republicans have really been able to do.

Who do we blame for Mel Gibson?

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Comments are great.  Lots of pedantic gun nuts critiquing his instruction.  Here are a couple that make sense to normal people.

 

 

That little girl is going to be fucked up for life too.  Bang up job America.

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We now go live to the instructor's original training video on the Uzi 9mm which may look like a corny 80's action sequence, but think about how prescient this throwaway scene is when you hear what the clerk says to him about the waiting period:

 

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Comments are great.  Lots of pedantic gun nuts critiquing his instruction.  Here are a couple that make sense to normal people.
 
 
" less than 500 gun deaths a year" is hysterical wishful thinking.
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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Hmm. Nightshifts and assembly lines?  Surely we don’t have a TON of people trying to come to the country that would gladly fill those roles. 
 

Oh right, they’re brown. NEVERMIND. Continue with the child labor. 

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I worked some menial jobs as a teenager (albeit at normal hours), but when I said, "Not on Saturday, I've got a double"...I didn't mean a 14-hour shift at a fucking grain silo or dive bar, I meant a double-header in connie mack baseball.  

What in the fuck?  How is this not more talked about?  You're gonna trade your children's lives to keep 19 Latinos out of a meat-packing plant in Davenport, IA?  

Bold flex, dipshits.

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Look at that volume spike.  There should be a Grievance Index that trades the stocks in Fox's crosshairs on any given day.  Short on first mention then buy as soon as they move on to the next target.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's a lot of drunk Republicans.

You have to give the GOP credit for completely descending into the white trashery, and just full-on embracing it.

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You have to give the GOP credit for completely descending into the white trashery, and just full-on embracing it.

"Descending?"  They've been there the whole time.

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"Real Housewives: Central Michigan"  I love everybody manages not to lose the ash of their cigarettes.  I forget from my youth how much people in the midwest still smoke.  

If you had a drink for every time she says, "By the power invested me", you'd still wouldn't be as fucked up as she was.

What was the event?  Clare, Michigan is literally about as remote as you can get in that state with the exception of the Yooper.  

 

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17 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don’t want to rewatch but is she making fun of the drunk woman for saying “By the power invested in me” instead of “by the power vested in me” 

No, she has power as Secretary, I don't think she's aping the other lady (the chair).  She's just shit-hammered.  (As is apparently everyone else in the room.)

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Descending?"  They've been there the whole time.

True, we just didn't have cell phones everywhere filming it.

44 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

"Real Housewives: Central Michigan"  I love everybody manages not to lose the ash of their cigarettes.  I forget from my youth how much people in the midwest still smoke.  

If you didn't know better and if the accents didn't give it away, you'd think it was a good old-fashioned HOA meeting in East Texas.

44 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If you had a drink for every time she says, "By the power invested me", you'd still wouldn't be as fucked up as she was.

What was the event?  

It was a bunch of middle-aged people who were trying to hold a He-Man fan club meeting, but couldn't get "by the Power of Grayskull" followed by "I HAVE THE POWER"

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She honestly reminded me of the Priest in "The Exorcist" when he would chant, "It's the power of christ who compels you!  It's the power of christ who compels you!"  

If that other drunk GOP cunt's head woulda spun around and she vomited whatever shitty drink she was having', I'd shrug, "Yeah, for this simulation...this tracks." 



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