The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Willfully Horn 7820]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Did you take the opportunity to eat at inky’s place?

 Not in my day. Argyle only offered education through ninth grade. Carter was President when I went to the Jesuit hs in Dallas.

Edited June 20, 2023 by Willfully Horn
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[NWBuck 8511]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think making it a federal holiday has helped with awareness and celebration. 

That, and backlash from the loudest on the right means we have to turn the volume up at the cookout.

[tx 3 putt 74771]

@Brisketexan

 

[Serak The Preparer 3408]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

@Brisketexan

 

Trump Doral you say? Anything else served there @Bozo_Casanova?

[Biff Tannen 44921]

Nooooooooooooooo

[Hookah Horns 2923]

On 6/18/2023 at 9:24 AM, Brisketexan said:

Again, chapter eleven billion in Brisket kicking himself for not getting in in scamming these gullible morons. Enrich myself. Destroy the lives of people who are trying to wreck the republic. Win-win.

First thing I'm doing when I get my DeLorean. 

 

18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Holiday competitor 🤣 🤣 what in the actual fuck? This bitch should have to work on New Years Day. 

[Hookah Horns 2923]

On 6/18/2023 at 8:43 PM, Brisketexan said:

And thus condemned to being a long-term incel.

 

[Bozo_Casanova 25505]

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Trump Doral you say? Anything else served there @Bozo_Casanova?

Edited June 20, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[Bama Chick 28595]

Trump Doral you say? Anything else served there [mention=1259]Bozo_Casanova[/mention]?

[Neonmoon 38126]

19 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

It's weird. It seems like the same people who get mad at Juneteenth

Also complain that they can't say the N-word

Or scream All Lives Matter

Or want to abolish the Voting Rights Act

Or argue the Civil War was about State's Rights 

It's like there's some underlying theme there

 

[Okie State 3687]

I'm actually shocked this topic didn't come up while I was at my Dad's this weekend. People will literally complain about anything.

[Biff Tannen 44921]

Last night I was watching the CWS (fuck you Wake) and drinking a michelob ultra in a koozee.  Don't judge me.  But my MIL walks by and asks, "are you drinking a Bud Light?"

I casually answered, "no, it's a Michelob Ultra", but a few seconds later I realized she was trying to bring up the Bud Light right wing nonsense.  I wish I had realized it at the moment and told her, "yes, absolutely", but the moment had passed.

It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.

[Okie State 3687]

Last night I was watching the CWS (fuck you Wake) and drinking a michelob ultra in a koozee.  Don't judge me.  But my MIL walks by and asks, "are you drinking a Bud Light?"
I casually answered, "no, it's a Michelob Ultra", but a few seconds later I realized she was trying to bring up the Bud Light right wing nonsense.  I wish I had realized it at the moment and told her, "yes, absolutely", but the moment had passed.
It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.

It's a disease. Every single aspect of your life must now be hyper analyzed to determine if there's some obscure reason to be upset about something. It's pure insanity.

[4th&Five 41055]

We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.

[Biff Tannen 44921]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.

wtf

[Okie State 3687]

We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.

That's exactly something my brother would say thinking it was hilarious.

[gyroprotagonist 2591]

19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Last night I was watching the CWS (fuck you Wake) and drinking a michelob ultra in a koozee.  Don't judge me.  But my MIL walks by and asks, "are you drinking a Bud Light?"

I casually answered, "no, it's a Michelob Ultra", but a few seconds later I realized she was trying to bring up the Bud Light right wing nonsense.  I wish I had realized it at the moment and told her, "yes, absolutely", but the moment had passed.

It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.

P. Manning was drinking a bud light at the Tenn. CWS game and it was caught on camera and people were losing their minds.  at least per a Twitter post i saw.

[Pescado_Rojo 19192]

3 minutes ago, Okie State said:

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

We took BBQ over to my folks' house on Sunday for Dad's day.  Everyone was having a good time catching up for a couple of hours until their terribly behaved dog started jumping up on my 11yo.  First thing my dad says before reprimanding the dog is "just like Biden...sniffing all over young girls."  I just glanced at my wife and she knew it was time to go.

That's exactly something my brother would say thinking it was hilarious.

The Right is getting better at comedy! 

[atomheartbevo 88751]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It must be really sad to walk around with right wing bullshit talking points and outrage memos constantly running through your mind.

56 minutes ago, Okie State said:

It's a disease. Every single aspect of your life must now be hyper analyzed to determine if there's some obscure reason to be upset about something. It's pure insanity.

It absolutely is a mental illness, and right-wing politicians and talking heads/influencers not only know it, but are happy to take advantage of it.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33695]

On 6/19/2023 at 9:48 PM, Willfully Horn said:

 Not in my day. Argyle only offered education through ninth grade. Carter was President when I went to the Jesuit hs in Dallas.

hello fellow Ranger. Class of '97 here!

[4th&Five 41055]

 

[Biff Tannen 44921]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[TexasHooch 4949]

Someone from the Dems should immediately move to censure George Santos.  Get that hypocrisy on record.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33695]

so does that actually mean anything or is that equivalent of getting a writeup in class?

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1976]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so does that actually mean anything or is that equivalent of getting a writeup in class?

To the gqp, it’s a glorious victory. But it’s the same victory of my 2 year old going pee pee in the potty 

[Neonmoon 38126]

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so does that actually mean anything or is that equivalent of getting a writeup in class?

It means the clowns wasted more of your time and money 

[SaucyJack 3468]

On 6/19/2023 at 10:24 AM, Brisketexan said:

There's good money in the "being a sellout" grift.

Signed, 

Diamond (or Silk...whichever one of them is still alive)

 

Well,  it does get you a nice necklace.  

 

Spoiler

yes,  i know..haha

 

Edited June 22, 2023 by SaucyJack

[Aqua Buddha 13902]

I see what he did there:

 

[YGIFS 19443]

There's a 12+ year age difference there.  But which one would you guess has been spitroasted the most?  And I don't mean intellectually...

 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

[YGIFS 19443]

What in the flying flag fuck is the context behind that photo that’s gonna keep Freddie Krueger from falling asleep tonight?  

[Biff Tannen 44921]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

[tx 3 putt 74771]

These Karen’s are domestic terrorists …

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19192]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

At least iron the package folds out of those made in China Amazon flags you stupid cunt. 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13336]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

These Karen’s are domestic terrorists …

 

Uuuuuhhhh.... That was then. Starting right NOW we're not quoting Hitler.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5092]

On 6/19/2023 at 1:59 PM, Pancho said:

 

Yeah none of that shit worked in Texas.  The reason Juneteenth was a thing in Texas because it happened a year or two (my memory is hazy) after all that other shit happened, and it was because the government rode in with troops to fucking enforce the end of slavery.  Had they not done that, Texas would've kept right on slaving despite the 13th amendment.  So this person can fuck right off.

[YGIFS 19443]

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Kudos to whoever was holding that microphone because when she went on the rant about Jews and the holocaust and wondering why Juneteenth was a thing...........it would be all I could do to not tell her, "Actually, they did ask for their own month.  That's what Jewteenth is." 

And then also, look at her shirt/mumu.  "So you're saying you 'Grimace' when you hear about the Blacks having all these things just for them?"  I mean, it's right fucking there.  I mean, c'mon.  Is the simulation even trying anymore?  

[Pescado_Rojo 19192]

18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Schiff is fundraising like a motherfucker off this. I've gotten multiple texts and emails since last night. 

[Js1 82370]

House Rs going for another draconian abortion ban, expunging Trump’s impeachments and entitlement cuts

They….they don’t want to win in 2024 I guess 

[Francisco 2.0 31568]

 

 

[YGIFS 19443]

oh so like she's literally like, "I'd like to speak with the House Manager, please."  Okay, Karen.  I mean, Elise.  

[Pancho 41825]

 

[cactusflinthead 26791]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 20450]

So. Fucking. Stupid. 

[RomaVicta 29472]

On 6/19/2023 at 9:08 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I think making it a federal holiday has helped with awareness and celebration. 

Yes. Suggesting it's racially divisive is to suggest that maybe Emancipation was a bad idea that we feel bad about instead of being the most obvious first move by the US to legally end slavery which all should celebrate.

You want to talk about a racially divisive holiday set near one we should all unify about, let's talk about Texas Confederate Heroes Day being the same week as MLK day. That's an iron grip on the Confederate cause and pride in rebellion laid beside the memory of a man who sought peaceful ways of change. Of course, we killed him for it, but hey, he got a holiday named for him!

[Pancho 41825]

Anyone know this guy? Looks like they are in Houston

 

[DigglerontheHoof 20450]

I'd have kicked the living shit out of that cunt. 

[Neonmoon 38126]

I love watching grown adults throw tantrums when they find out Confederate Santa isn't real