The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

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17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

+rep, and here's the full tweet:

My thoughts on Taylor Swift. Also, I'm not Swiftie. I own NONE of her music, although I do like some of it. My granddaughter loves it. Haters should continue reading: Taylor donated $1 million to Tennessee tornado relief. She donates to food banks in all the cities she tours, including: In Arizona, Swift’s donation in March allowed the network to send several tractor-trailers filled with 40,000 pounds of fresh produce to its member food banks, said Terri Shoemaker, a spokesperson at the nonprofit organization. Plus, it bolstered funding for programs aimed at combating hunger, such as helping eligible children gain access to free and reduced-price school meals and senior citizens obtain food stamps. Seattle-based Food Lifeline, which received a donation from Swift when she played in the city in late July, will likely use the funds to purchase fresh fruits and vegetables, as well as food popular in ethnic communities, said spokesperson Mark Coleman. The singer donated to Second Harvest of Silicon Valley, which works with more than 400 partners to feed 500,000 people each month, ahead of her stop in Santa Clara, California. Swift’s team contacted Three Square Food Bank when the singer was in Las Vegas for her second “Eras Tour” performance. “They said they wanted to make a gift to help the areas that they were performing in,” Beck tells http://TODAY.com. “For us, that was a pretty amazing day.”

Swift has now donated to the Houston Food Bank twice: First in 2017, during Hurricane Harvey relief efforts, and again in April of this year when she stopped in Houston on her tour. In hopes of catching Swift's attention when she performed in nearby Arlington, the Tarrant Area Food Bank launched an Instagram campaign, temporarily changing their name to the “Taylor Area Food Bank.” The organization received a phone call from Swift’s representatives with the news that Swift would donate to the food bank on the day of her first Arlington concert. She also is a staunch supporter of friends, cancer patients, sexual assault survivors, disaster relief organizations and additional food banks Swift gave $100,000 bonuses to her tour truck drivers and pays her other employees well.

She's scandal free and she's EARNED over 1.1 billion dollars. She's young, rich, beautiful and happens to be a Democrat. The lunatics on the far right are calling her a PSYOP. They're comparing her to the devil and it's absolute LUNACY. This is because she has millions of fans who adore her and they're afraid the fans will all vote Democrat. THAT IS THE ISSUE. She fell in love with a football player and the media is exploiting that. The MEDIA is putting their faces front and center during all of these football games. She's just a girl, going to a game to cheer on her boyfriend. Far right "personalities" like Nick Adams and Charlie Kirk are degrading her on a daily basis. Calling her ugly and talentless and a horrible role model.

Meanwhile on the right...... Lauren Boebert gave her boyfriend a hand job and got felt up at a children's play, while vaping and you didn't hear any of them criticize her. I'm so sick of the goddamned hypocrisy. It's sickening. Truly. Bunch of emasculated man-babies. They're truly frightened of a powerful, beautiful woman.

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On 1/28/2024 at 2:21 AM, C-Man said:

 

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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[cactusflinthead 27,598]

 

[Foosters 17,850]

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with Taylor Swift?

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with Taylor Swift?

 

Well, where I came from, no.  But in the year of our Lord 2024, it's written in the MAGA carta.

 

 

 

 

[Gatorubet 30,211]

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with Taylor Swift?

Thoughts and prayers that people call me gay after I am able to have sex with Taylor Swift. 

If she drops a new song entitled, “The Worst Decision of My Life”, throw me some rep

[Brisketexan 105,095]

Thoughts and prayers that people call me gay after I am able to have sex with Taylor Swift. 
If she drops a new song entitled, “The Worst Decision of My Life”, throw me some rep

If anyone could sell 5 million copies of a record of three minutes straight of a gal laughing her ass off…it’s Taylor.

[SydneyCarton 48,076]

34 is middle aged now? 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Where do these impressive ladies hangout? They're not at the local dive bar

Gym, yoga studios, and church. When I was first divorced, I got swarmed at church. Freaking hyenas.

Church?!? 

[BamaATL 16,593]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

34 is middle aged now? 

well, if you accounted for those avoided vaccines and their associated peer group, probably.  

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30 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with Taylor Swift?

According to noted MAGA thought leader Nick Fuentes, having any sex is gay. Stay celibate if your straight all!

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

34 is middle aged now? 

Incels and manosphere followers think that a woman starts losing value at 25 and by 30 she is left overs in the marriage game. Every woman should aim to be married by 25. Also, if a woman has had more lovers than fingers on one hand she is low value and for the streets. These dudes radiate small dick energy and the next orgasm they give a woman will be the first.

 

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I actually think that a lot of this Taylor Swift stuff and similar is going to sink the GOP.  They just can’t be normal, the script has flipped and now conservatives won’t allow people to just watch football and gossip about two famous and conventionally attractive people dating each other. The normies are gonna bail, and appealing to normies who just want to watch football used to be a key GOP advantage.  

Very true, and I’ve called out relatives bitching about her, and pointed out that they claimed to stop watching after some dude took a knee.

They just can’t enjoy simple sporting events anymore.  Everything has to be framed and filtered a certain way.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

34 is middle aged now? 

Fuck, I'm 34!

 

We're fucking screwed if we think we can roll out Taylor Swift while they get the youth vote with Ted Nuggent. 

Edited January 31 by SimonBolivar

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3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Fuck, I'm 34!

 

We're fucking screwed if we think we can roll out Taylor Swift while they get the youth vote with Ted Nuggent. 

I've read that Ted being around the youth might be about more than just voting.  

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3 hours ago, safe sex said:

Straight dudes could clean up at drag shows if they'd get over their discomfort at being around men who might be checking them out (that is, every young woman's typical experience when existing in a public place).

Just tip the queens and don't be an asshole if a dude hits on you.

This is the move. Drag bingo on Tuesdays/Wednesdays.

For the rest of you married to high school and college sweethearts, stop talking.

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43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Well, where I came from, no.  But in the year of our Lord 2024, it's written in the MAGA carta.

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4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

As someone who is on their second miniature dachshund, I can confirm this.  Get a cut dog and set up shop.  People will find you.

it needs to be circumcised?

[Aqua Buddha 14,590]

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Where do these impressive ladies hangout? They're not at the local dive bar

Gym, yoga studios, and church. When I was first divorced, I got swarmed at church. Freaking hyenas.

I can confirm that as well from back in my single days.  Big suburban churches have tons of impressive single women (define that how you may).  When I was single, I started going to one and was also surprised that they were as DTF as non churchy types.

Started doing yoga a few years ago and it's about 70/30.  If you can't pull trim there, don't know what to tell you.  They're obviously DTF.

You'd also need a good dating app game but I know nothing about that.  Way too long ago.

 

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1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

We're fucking screwed if we think we can roll out Taylor Swift while they get the youth vote with Ted Nuggent. 

“I have some good news and some bad news, fellow patriots! The good news is that, according to an expose I just read, teenage girls fucking love Ted Nugent! The bad news is that I’m dyslexic.”

[Born to Run 6,569]

Church?!? 

Chicks love some self-improvement, so figure out which version works for you. Which you should be doing because who would want the worst version of you. Sub church for: Mountain bike meets ups (for beginners), paddle boarding, volunteering, cleaning up parks, weird art installs in public spaces, snowboarding, you could even work with regards if it's your passion. If you have a Hobbie, you are decent at some lady will be happy to get some advice if you are genuine. If not her, maybe a friend.

My self-imposed one year hiatus from women sexually post divorce was impossible once I started doing healthy shit I wanted to do for fun. And I'm pretty introverted. My only "game" is being genuinely interested in people's experiences and listening intently. Fish in a barrel.

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I've never been to a drag show, but I've pulled more than a few girls from gay bars because I don't give a fuck if a guy hits on me. Now, being the straight guy that they all want to blow and turn gay can get exhausting after a few hours, but oh well. 

Out of all of the things that didn’t happen, this ^^^^ didn’t happen the most.

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1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:

Out of all of the things that didn’t happen, this ^^^^ didn’t happen the most.

Haha, wrong you are buddy. Although those days are long behind me. 

[Born to Run 6,569]

I can confirm that as well from back in my single days.  Big suburban churches have tons of impressive single women (define that how you may).  When I was single, I started going to one and was also surprised that they were as DTF as non churchy types.
Started doing yoga a few years ago and it's about 70/30.  If you can't pull trim there, don't know what to tell you.  They're obviously DTF.
You'd also need a good dating app game but I know nothing about that.  Way too long ago.
 

I wasn't personally in it for tail, but yes. I think I tried dating apps for about 2 days, was too much bs, trash, spam, and unnecessary.

I have several great female friends from Yoga, no sex. Much respect.

[Aqua Buddha 14,590]

18 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Chicks love some self-improvement, so figure out which version works for you. Which you should be doing because who would want the worst version of you. Sub church for: Mountain bike meets ups (for beginners), paddle boarding, volunteering, cleaning up parks, weird art installs in public spaces, snowboarding, you could even work with regards if it's your passion. If you have a Hobbie, you are decent at some lady will be happy to get some advice if you are genuine. If not her, maybe a friend.

My self-imposed one year hiatus from women sexually post divorce was impossible once I started doing healthy shit I wanted to do for fun. And I'm pretty introverted. My only "game" is being genuinely interested in people's experiences and listening intently. Fish in a barrel.

It's funny you mention the hiatus because that's what led me back to church in the first place.  I figured it was a good place to get my life straightened out at the time and part of that was no dating/sex at the time.  The women's radar knew I wasn't there to run some trim and as a result, I made some really good friends.  However, the sex hiatus didn't work out to well after awhile.  Dated a few women and had sex with all of them.  (Maybe 4 or 5.)  The churchy gals really are as DTF as the others, it just has to be within the confines of a dating "relationship," which can be only a few dates.

But yeah, my super power is just being able to talk and listen.  Same deal.  I can talk to a fence post.

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Brisket dating tip talk not going away.

Ain't nothing like dating advice from people that haven't dated in 30 years.

 

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23 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Chicks love some self-improvement, so figure out which version works for you. Which you should be doing because who would want the worst version of you. Sub church for: Mountain bike meets ups (for beginners), paddle boarding, volunteering, cleaning up parks, weird art installs in public spaces, snowboarding, you could even work with regards if it's your passion. If you have a Hobbie, you are decent at some lady will be happy to get some advice if you are genuine. If not her, maybe a friend.

My self-imposed one year hiatus from women sexually post divorce was impossible once I started doing healthy shit I wanted to do for fun. And I'm pretty introverted. My only "game" is being genuinely interested in people's experiences and listening intently. Fish in a barrel.

[Born to Run 6,569]

It's funny you mention the hiatus because that's what led me back to church in the first place.  I figured it was a good place to get my life straightened out at the time and part of that was no dating/sex at the time.  The women's radar knew I wasn't there to run some trim and as a result, I made some really good friends.  However, the sex hiatus didn't work out to well after awhile.  Dated a few women and had sex with all of them.  (Maybe 4 or 5.)  The churchy gals really are as DTF as the others, it just has to be within the confines of a dating "relationship," which can be only a few dates.
But yeah, my super power is just being able to talk and listen.  Same deal.  I can talk to a fence post.

I brought my son every other weekend to help build his foundation (which is strong) he's pretty handsome and a solid athlete even when young. That didn't help my celibacy for a year plan. It was like being a hot chick at a club.
I was there for his edification and some faith.
Mercy me the temptations.

[Born to Run 6,569]

Ha ha, oddly enough, I took my wife wife to a Taylor Swift show for her Birthday, the things Taylor did to that chair were something special.

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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Well, where I came from, no.  But in the year of our Lord 2024, it's written in the MAGA carta.

 

 

 

 

 

Good sir, King John would like a joust with you for your besmirchment of his royal character....
 

Edited January 31 by TeeDubya

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3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Hey, don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining ok?

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If anyone could sell 5 million copies of a record of three minutes straight of a gal laughing her ass off…it’s Taylor.

three minutes sounds rounded up. 

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1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said:

Out of all of the things that didn’t happen, this ^^^^ didn’t happen the most.

I’m torn between:

And:

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4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Torbush

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The Taylor Swift thing is kind of brilliant.  He’s going to make her his nemesis, and the media will be all over it.  His cult is going to view all that negative attention from the mainstream media as more evidence of the world being out to get him and them and…

Eh… he’s just fucking stupid 

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4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

So she will be eligible to run in 2028.

I guess she was eligible this cycle since her birthday appears to be in December and she wouldn’t be sworn in until January.  Missed opportunity for the country. 

Edited January 31 by Pato del Muerto

[Hmbre97 6,306]

LOL, if Trump thinks he's going to get in a popularity contest with Taylor fucking Swift. talk about bringing a rock to a nuke fight. 

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5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It is a lot easier to get a date with Taylor Swift when she’s been instructed to date you as part of a Pentagon psy op planned at NATO’s Cyber Center of Excellence in Estonia in 2019. 

Thats how you get the girl

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4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

They have Kid Rock and Ted Nuggent. That's like us bragging we have Derka and Helobious.

 

Edited January 31 by F250

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

https://x.com/justinbaragona/status/17524434969363

They have Kid Rock and Ted Nuggent. That's like us bragging we have Derka and Helobious.

 

They're gonna win the majority of guys who blared music from their Trans-Ams in 1980s and 90s high school parking lots.

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna win the majority of guys who blared music from their Trans-Ams in 1980s and 90s high school parking lots.

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

I’ll start worrying when they get Fred Durst

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21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna win the majority of guys who blared music from their Trans-Ams in 1980s and 90s high school parking lots.

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3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

We're fucking screwed if we think we can roll out Taylor Swift while they get the youth vote with Ted Nuggent. 

Are the kids still bopping around these days belting out 

Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Ooh, baby
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell

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[NWBuck 8,552]

Online K-Pop fans sabotaged Trump's campaign rallies last time around and now he wants to go to war with Swifties? 

[Underdog 28,611]

Fucking Ted Chili Cookoff Headliner Nugent? No way the Libs can compete with that. 

['stache 21,802]

Jon Voigt the actor?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,186]

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Jon Voigt the actor?