The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Neonmoon 38,129]

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/uk-will-change-law-ban-foreign-states-owning-newspapers-sky-news-2024-03-13/#:~:text=LONDON%2C March 13 (Reuters),bid to buy the Telegraph.
 

 

Good. It’s a tragedy we let Rupert Murdoch racist ass ruin this country 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,200]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Stupid. Brainwashed. Bitch.

[Smax 3,800]

 

 

and these people can vote, scary

[Aqua Buddha 14,597]

12 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

and these people can vote, scary

 

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

As someone who has worked in consumer retail for decades, I can expertly say that half the people in the country are morons.  By definition, half of the people are below average but the bar for "average" is significantly lower than you think.

[Js1 85,342]

18 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

and these people can vote, scary

Resistance is futile, motherfucker 

[Red Five 40,859]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Resistance is futile, motherfucker 

No kidding. I definitely want to watch a movie called Borg Genesis. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

But we're totally putting a band together called "Borg Genesis", right?  We'll hand out drugs at our shows, and needles.  Okay, maybe not the needles part.  But definitely the music and drugs.  

Also, if Kid Rock and Ted Nugent don't cut a record together called "Owned by Moderna" by the end of the year...I will be sorely disappointed in the simulation.  I mean, the song is right fucking there.  It'd be like "We are the World" but instead of helping people, it would hurt people.  C'mon computer, do your jam! 

[Smax 3,800]

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

As someone who has worked in consumer retail for decades, I can expertly say that half the people in the country are morons.  By definition, half of the people are below average but the bar for "average" is significantly lower than you think.

 

I have no doubt, too many times we say on here how stupid Americans are, sometimes in jest but its a truth and its scary to see. Its like John Q is in a race to the bottom

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

59 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

[C-Man 27,230]

13 hours ago, ultimaton said:

She's an NPC

Life imitates art

[Horn Dog 9,861]

1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

 

and these people can vote, scary

Well shit, if I am not human and in fact just property of Pfizer, I guess I am no longer responsible for paying taxes, my actions, or really anything   I have  less responsibility now than a frozen fetus! 

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

New grift idea: tiny guns that can be implanted in a pregnant woman’s uterus so that embryos and fetii can exercise their 2A rights as early as patriotically possible. 
 

I mean, why should these young Americans have to wait until after their birth to be able to feel their freedom?

Edited March 14 by Pato del Muerto

[C-Man 27,230]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

New grift idea: tiny guns that can be implanted in a pregnant woman’s uterus so that embryos and fetii can exercise their 2A rights as early as patriotically possible. 
 

I mean, why should these young Americans have to wait until after their birth to be able to feel their freedom?

Why not? We've already got these. Just gotta shrink 'em down a little further.

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

 

uhhhh

[Js1 85,342]

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House Republicans’ 2024 Strategy: Talk About Abortion More, Not Less

[jimmyjazz 45,958]

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“That is the definition of treason, and he should be hung by the neck until he’s dead,”

Support for a ban on assault weapons is treason?  Well, that's news to me.  Maybe Joe should read up on the definition of treason.

[Js1 85,342]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Support for a ban on assault weapons is treason?  Well, that's news to me.  Maybe Joe should read up on the definition of treason.

Guy who owns gun shop mad about an assault weapons ban 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

CNN Anchor turns to panelist: Wild opinion out of Colorado man, but does he have a point?

[Gatorubet 30,239]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

New grift idea: tiny guns that can be implanted in a pregnant woman’s uterus so that embryos and fetii can exercise their 2A rights as early as patriotically possible. 
 

I mean, why should these young Americans have to wait until after their birth to be able to feel their freedom?

if a doctor wants to abort them, it is only fair to allow them to defend themselves

[Red Five 40,859]

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Support for a ban on assault weapons is treason?  Well, that's news to me.  Maybe Joe should read up on the definition of treason.

Meanwhile on this board we've decided that Trump selling US secrets that he stole and refused to give back to North Korea is not treason.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

I got a Pfizer vaccine and a Moderna booster.  I guess they have to fight over who owns me.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

As someone who has worked in consumer retail for decades, I can expertly say that half the people in the country are morons.  By definition, half of the people are below average but the bar for "average" is significantly lower than you think.

I periodically check the DT and football boards.  My bar is set very low.

[C-Man 27,230]

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I got a Pfizer vaccine and a Moderna booster.  I guess they have to fight over who owns me.

Shut up you stupid Mozer

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I got a Pfizer vaccine and a Moderna booster.  I guess they have to fight over who owns me.

Family court, or small claims court?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,400]

 

Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:

 

1. West Virginia: 26.4%.

2. Kentucky: 24.2%.

3. Tennessee: 24.1%.

4. Alabama: 23.5%.

5. Arkansas: 23.5%.

6. Louisiana: 23.5%.

. Washington: 23.4%.

8. Vermont: 23.3%.

9. Utah: 23.1%. 1

0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.

11. Missouri: 22.8%.

12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

[Huckleberry 32,861]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:

 

1. West Virginia: 26.4%.

2. Kentucky: 24.2%.

3. Tennessee: 24.1%.

4. Alabama: 23.5%.

5. Arkansas: 23.5%.

6. Louisiana: 23.5%.

. Washington: 23.4%.

8. Vermont: 23.3%.

9. Utah: 23.1%. 1

0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.

11. Missouri: 22.8%.

12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

Their lines end with a period? 

[David Dennison 18,860]

 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:

 

1. West Virginia: 26.4%.

2. Kentucky: 24.2%.

3. Tennessee: 24.1%.

4. Alabama: 23.5%.

5. Arkansas: 23.5%.

6. Louisiana: 23.5%.

. Washington: 23.4%.

8. Vermont: 23.3%.

9. Utah: 23.1%. 1

0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.

11. Missouri: 22.8%.

12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

They all want to allow child marriages?

[YGIFS 19,450]

Dibs on "Vermont Child Marriage" band name.  We're kind of a New England Bluegrass meets Angst.Metal thing.  

[Underdog 28,653]

54 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Top 12 states with the highest rates of depression:

 

1. West Virginia: 26.4%.

2. Kentucky: 24.2%.

3. Tennessee: 24.1%.

4. Alabama: 23.5%.

5. Arkansas: 23.5%.

6. Louisiana: 23.5%.

. Washington: 23.4%.

8. Vermont: 23.3%.

9. Utah: 23.1%. 1

0. Oklahoma: 22.9%.

11. Missouri: 22.8%.

12. Montana: 22.6%.

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

99.9% come March. 

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

This page got really fucking bizarre 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

 

[Js1 85,342]

Traitor to the U.S. and Ukraine!

[StassneyHorn 6,577]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Dibs on "Vermont Child Marriage" band name.  We're kind of a New England Bluegrass meets Angst.Metal thing.  

Slaid Cleaves has definitely done this song and forgot to write it down.

[WhatTheBuck 28,783]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Anyone notice what 11 of these states have in common?

They were all cited without evidence. 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

 

[CTC2 2,797]

Make fun of these fuckers all you want but come January they are going to be telling us all what to do. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I, for one, welcome my BuzzBee overlord. The one with the Honey Nut, not Tony the Tank Driver.

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

12 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I, for one, welcome my BuzzBee overlord. The one with the Honey Nut, not Tony the Tank Driver.

plain Cheerios are the devil 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

WTF

 

[David Dennison 18,860]

44 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Make fun of these fuckers all you want but come January they are going to be telling us all what to do. 

It's on you if you listen to them.

[YGIFS 19,450]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

WTF

 

Coffee, Straight!

”Cream or?”

No; thank you.  I take it black.  Like my men.  

[C-Man 27,230]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

WTF

 

That dude could use a bullet in his brain.

[crash_davis 23,113]

MAGAts are the dumbest people on the planet. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,200]

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

MAGAts are the dumbest people on the planet. 

And they have a real chance of running the USA as a dotard-led dictatorship.  

[crash_davis 23,113]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

And they have a real chance of running the USA as a dotard-led dictatorship.  

That pesky electoral college system which gives more power to BFE states where no one wants to fucking live except people who are too stupid to be able to leave.

[SydneyCarton 48,107]

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

That pesky electoral college system which gives more power to BFE states where no one wants to fucking live except people who are too stupid to be able to leave.

Inaccurate. I’d love to be able to live in a fuck load of those states. They’re often the most beautiful ones we have. Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, Idaho, Montana. But they’re filled with assholes and fascists. 

[Biff Tannen 45,688]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Inaccurate. I’d love to be able to live in a fuck load of those states. They’re often the most beautiful ones we have. Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, Idaho, Montana. But they’re filled with assholes and fascists. 

This really sticks in my craw.

[crash_davis 23,113]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Inaccurate. I’d love to be able to live in a fuck load of those states. They’re often the most beautiful ones we have. Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, Idaho, Montana. But they’re filled with assholes and fascists. 

I have no desire to live in any of the places you listed. I was mainly thinking of the entire mid-west region: Iowa, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, and the Dakotas.