The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[tx 3 putt 76,874]

Coming soon, new maga gqp voting rules …

 

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

10 hours ago, MisterP said:

I love people who cant define or figure out a gender or sex telling people they are dumb

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Your avatar is a ladyboy

[TexEx15 17,509]

Exhibit 11venty billion that the GQP is no longer a serious party. By the way Biden looks great for an 81 year old with the weight of the world on his shoulders strolling down a bunch of steps.

[Brisketexan 105,079]

Exhibit 11venty billion that the GQP is no longer a serious party. By the way Biden looks great for an 81 year old with the weight of the world on his shoulders strolling down a bunch of steps.

Wait…that’s not a spoof account? They meant what they said? That has to be a spoof.

[TexEx15 17,509]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait…that’s not a spoof account? They meant what they said? That has to be a spoof.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,867]

that was slow? I'm 45 and he probably would have gotten to the bottom before me

[Fudge Nuggets 19,189]

29 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Exhibit 11venty billion that the GQP is no longer a serious party. By the way Biden looks great for an 81 year old with the weight of the world on his shoulders strolling down a bunch of steps.

I remember back in 2020 when dotard started entering Air Force One through the cargo hold doors instead of going up the bigly stairs to the normal human entrance.  Not a peep from the dipshits about vigor and energy.

Edited March 16 by Fudge Nuggets

[Js1 85,295]

I’m truly not surprised the RNC intern who tweeted that doesnt know who their own Speaker is 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,402]

I’m truly not surprised the RNC intern who tweeted that doesnt know who their own Speaker is 

They don’t last long enough to take the time to learn who they are.

[Born to Run 6,569]

It turns out, having no talent is a drag on an acting career.  

Little Newt had a rough adolescence and wasn't the same after Gus died.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Poles? Morale? 

I'll have you know that I've got the best morale superiority complex. I can out morale all the other competitive sports, academics, and PTO mothers with my encouraging hard charging  slogans I hear all the alpha dads shouting from their pickup trucks parked on the grass during practices. Iron sharpens iron! There's no crying in baseball! You got this baby girl! Leave everything out on the field! No pressure no diamonds!  It's definitely progressive because the longer the competition, the worse and more unhinged I get. [/sarcasm]

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

They don’t last long enough to take the time to learn who they are.

The interns or the Speaker?

[Aqua Buddha 14,582]

 

[Js1 85,295]

The full screen prepper ad for survival steaks is just chef’s kiss 

[Stilicho 1,397]

I'm intrigued by PrepperBeef.com, but I'm not intrigued enough to look it up myself.

Edited March 16 by Stilicho
too slow

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

25 year shelf life for steaks?

[Stilicho 1,397]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

25 year shelf life for steaks?

Google kicked this up.

https://www.safecastle.com/products/freeze-dried-uncooked-sirloin-steaks-beef

Which led me to read the following just a little bit down the page:

So I'd say it's legit.

[Js1 85,295]

Oh I prefer my freeze dried bunker steaks full of bones 

[YGIFS 19,449]

So we're cooking 25-year old steaks on confiscated gas stoves two decades from now when we're living underground with no solar to power our wind-cancer turbines which control the propane grills which don't exist because we didn't make any energy under Joe Biden but Trump Steaks are still the best? 

I'm dragging my ass to church tomorrow but let's all just be honest...

[gmr548 16,576]

4 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Exhibit 11venty billion that the GQP is no longer a serious party. By the way Biden looks great for an 81 year old with the weight of the world on his shoulders strolling down a bunch of steps.

1.) Did the RNC seriously just misidentify the most senior Republican in the US Government?

2.) He looks fine and do we all not remember the videos of Trump's fat ass attempting to navigate an incline?

[gmr548 16,576]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Even more ironic, every single person he named with the exception of Abraham Lincoln are in hell for, you know, owning other human beings as slaves.

Edited March 16 by gmr548

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

45 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So we're cooking 25-year old steaks on confiscated gas stoves two decades from now when we're living underground with no solar to power our wind-cancer turbines which control the propane grills which don't exist because we didn't make any energy under Joe Biden but Trump Steaks are still the best? 

I'm dragging my ass to church tomorrow but let's all just be honest...

[Js1 85,295]

50 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

1.) Did the RNC seriously just misidentify the most senior Republican in the US Government?

2.) He looks fine and do we all not remember the videos of Trump's fat ass attempting to navigate an incline?

[tx ind 7,008]

[MisterP 127]

6 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Your avatar is a ladyboy

My avatar is a Venezuelan super model named Georgina. But nice try.

I know it is really hard for y'all. Buy into the group think or attack. So open minded and accepting right?

Also, very cute that I was reported. But in honor of yall. Neg me queens.

 

Edited March 17 by MisterP

[TexEx15 17,509]

Haha

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

14 minutes ago, MisterP said:

My avatar is a Venezuelan super model named Georgina. But nice try.

I know it is really hard for y'all. Buy into the group think or attack. So open minded and accepting right?

Also, very cute that I was reported. But in honor of yall. Neg me queens.

 

I don’t have a problem with the ladyboy, I have a problem with you bashing trans people and then running around with a ladyboy in your avi. Stop it

[MisterP 127]

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don’t have a problem with the ladyboy, I have a problem with you bashing trans people and then running around with a ladyboy in your avi. Stop it

You either are really bad at reading comprehension or youre just using the trans community to attack me while willfully being ignorant. Do you think they would appreciate that? 

I will help you out one more time. https://www.instagram.com/georginamazzeo/?hl=en

Maybe you should message her and tell her she looks like a transvestite. I am sure she would really appreciate that. But hey, destroy traditional genders for the sake of 1% of the pop right?

Remember, when Trump wins. Look in the mirror.

Edited March 17 by MisterP

[InkaUtexas 25,874]

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Haha

What a fucking idiot. Abe? Yeah, don't he was there. He was out with Paul Bunyan planting cherry trees.

[MisterP 127]

18 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Haha

I can top this easily.

 

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

10 minutes ago, MisterP said:

You either are really bad at reading comprehension or youre just using the trans community to attack me while willfully being ignorant. Do you think they would appreciate that? 

I will help you out one more time. https://www.instagram.com/georginamazzeo/?hl=en

Maybe you should message her and tell her she looks like a transvestite. I am sure she would really appreciate that. But hey, destroy traditional genders for the sake of 1% of the pop right?

Remember, when Trump wins. Look in the mirror.

Why would I tell a ladyboy they look like a transvestite? The woman in your avatar, and ladyboys in general, have a well respected and accepted history that go back further than you’ve been alive.

[aggie08 21,492]

9 hours ago, MisterP said:

Just remember that. Ill see you in November, friend.

Cool. So, in November, when Trump gets his ass kicked...again...you'll acknowledge that you're on the wrong side of history, or nah?

[MisterP 127]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Cool. So, in November, when Trump gets his ass kicked...again...you'll acknowledge that you're on the wrong side of history, or nah?

Yea, I will. I am not a closed minded person. I personally believe he will win. If yall dont crowd source me just because I think a little differently, then I will eat crow right here. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,183]

Just now, MisterP said:

Yea, I will. I am not a closed minded person. I personally believe he will win. If yall dont crowd source me just because I think a little differently, then I will eat crow right here. 

You don't "think a little differently".  You're full-on behind oligarchy and fascism.  Go fuck yourself.

[MisterP 127]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

You don't "think a little differently".  You're full-on behind oligarchy and fascism.  Go fuck yourself.

This is the beautiful smack I am talking about right here. You know nothing about me, have never met me, but are fully willing to put me in a box. Isnt that what you criticize the right about.

What if I told you I was bisexual? What if I was a minority. You know nothing but are so quick to judge.

[MisterP 127]

27 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don’t have a problem with the ladyboy, I have a problem with you bashing trans people and then running around with a ladyboy in your avi. Stop it

I am sure you dont have a problem with the lady boys. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,819]

7 minutes ago, MisterP said:

Yea, I will. I am not a closed minded person. I personally believe he will win. If yall dont crowd source me just because I think a little differently, then I will eat crow right here. 

Will you eat crow out of your avatars pussy though?  I might tune in for that.

[MisterP 127]

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Will you eat crow out of your avatars pussy though?  I might tune in for that.

I would do just about anything to be given the opportunity to eat her pussy, are you kidding me?!?!?!?!? 

[Sawbonz 27,542]

18 minutes ago, MisterP said:

I can top this easily.

 

 

 

 

 

[MisterP 127]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

 

 

 

[Sawbonz 27,542]

9 minutes ago, MisterP said:

 

They’re both old as fuck. Get back to me when biden starts sucking off dictators. 

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

16 minutes ago, MisterP said:

I would do just about anything to be given the opportunity to eat her pussy, are you kidding me?!?!?!?!? 

Why? It’s a micropenis

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

My avatar is a Venezuelan super model named Georgina. But nice try.

I know it is really hard for y'all. Buy into the group think or attack. So open minded and accepting right?
Also, very cute that I was reported. But in honor of yall. Neg me queens.
 

Let’s see the birth certificate.

[MisterP 127]

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

They’re both old as fuck. Get back to me when biden starts sucking off dictators. 

Guess Gasprom means nothing to you.

Just now, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Let’s see the birth certificate.

IF I had access to it, I dont know what I would do, but I would assume that means I would be in her house. All bets would be off.

[MisterP 127]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

They’re both old as fuck. Get back to me when biden starts sucking off dictators. 

One is functional (whether you like him or not), the other has the cognitive ability of a hospice patient)

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

One is functional (whether you like him or not), the other has the cognitive ability of a hospice patient)

Ree bee do gaaah.

[Satchel 6,934]

2 minutes ago, MisterP said:

One is functional (whether you like him or not), the other has the cognitive ability of a hospice patient)

Which one is functional, in your view?

[Sawbonz 27,542]

Just now, MisterP said:

One is functional (whether you like him or not), the other has the cognitive ability of a hospice patient)

Trump has several objective findings of Neuromotor dysfunction and cognitive disorders. 
 

And he worships dictators 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,437]

7 minutes ago, MisterP said:

One is functional (whether you like him or not), the other has the cognitive ability of a hospice patient)

That’s correct. Biden is doddering but functional and President Trump is spiraling and struggles with objective reality and object permanence. 

Edited March 17 by Bozo_Casanova

[MisterP 127]

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump has several objective findings of Neuromotor dysfunction and cognitive disorders. 
 

And he worships dictators 

And Biden likes to use traditional politics and power to extort and use his position to gain money for his family.

I like Alexander and Julius Caesar. In fact, the latter was willing to sack his own country and invade with an army to rid it of bureaucracy and self serving simps. Sounds like something we could use right now. 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

That’s correct. Biden is functional and President Trump is spiraling. 

This is so beautiful that someone can be this fucking blind or just willing to buy in like a cog in the machine.