The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Hank Kingsley 20,941]

We get HEB in the national divorce as well? Hell yes. 

I briefly met Charles Butt about 20 years ago. He hosted a wedding party for my friends at his house in Maine. Super nice guy, made sure to personally greet everyone at the front door (and it was a pretty large group). Not surprised he wants the GOP to fuck off. 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,400]

Holy shit. These people are psycho.
 

 

 

[BevoAbyss 2,059]

If that Q lunatic (in the video) is ever raging and crosses paths with Brisket ...

... I'm thinking that flag will be shoved up his ass and Mr. Q will be lucky if he's still alive to waddle home.

Edited March 30 by BevoAbyss

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We get HEB in the national divorce as well? Hell yes. 

I briefly met Charles Butt about 20 years ago. He hosted a wedding party for my friends at his house in Maine. Super nice guy, made sure to personally greet everyone at the front door (and it was a pretty large group). Not surprised he wants the GOP to fuck off. 

 

Everything the "Texas" MAGAt-baggers Party touches dies.

[atomheartbevo 89,672]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

 

 

[TwiceHorn 31,474]

On 3/26/2024 at 11:28 AM, Brisketexan said:

Just show that video to any jew who is fucking stupid enough to vote MAGA.  And I don't just mean Trump, I mean anyone aligned with that movement.  THEY HAVE TOLD US WHAT THEY INTEND TO DO.  FUCKING BELIEVE THEM.

This long ago stopped being about "politics."  It is about survival in the face of a murderous cult -- and for those fucking pathetic cult members, including people on this site, who say "well, I don't believe those things, and wouldn't take part in killing non-christians," you are actually a necessary part of that system: you support, enable, and - importantly - empower the people who WILL do so.  "I don't believe in killing non-Christians....I just vote for people who do so" is not the absolution you think it is, you nazi pieces of shit.

The catlick common gooders, too. They might need a little reminder that took 150 years to elect a papist president.  

The mackerel snappers and the ratfuck babtis gonna be at each other's throats before we know it. /ht Stephen King

Edited March 31 by TwiceHorn

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We get HEB in the national divorce as well? Hell yes. 

I briefly met Charles Butt about 20 years ago. He hosted a wedding party for my friends at his house in Maine. Super nice guy, made sure to personally greet everyone at the front door (and it was a pretty large group). Not surprised he wants the GOP to fuck off. 

 

 

fuck them

when Harvey decided to roll in around victoria and then back out, the whole are was devastated. Heb was in there way before any state or federal help. 3 free meals a day, free ice, free water. Mobile pharmacy, mobile atm, and a mini army to get one of their stores up and running asap. 

the coordination and man power was unreal 

 

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

 

[Bullneck 19,091]

 

 

[Bullneck 19,091]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

The same guy who said "Food for everyone" at Versailles in Miami?  If you believe Trump would do anything for anyone you're a dumb fucking  . . . oh, well.

[Francisco 2.0 32,394]

 

 

Edited March 31 by Francisco 2.0

[mdmost 43,001]

Oh course that's the case. When you're performatively speaking to a group of people who aren't interested in facts or history, you can easily get away with being a massive hypocrite who denies your own past actions. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

So we shouldn’t have any federal days of recognition from late March until sometime in April because one religion has a special day that moves around and lands during that time?

[SaucyJack 3,488]

Guess what April 1, 2029 is.

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

35 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Guess what April 1, 2029 is.

Five years from tomorrow?

[SaucyJack 3,488]

[Red Five 40,859]

Guess what April 1, 2029 is.

A pretty easy joke setup.

[SaucyJack 3,488]

Where did the ascension take place?

Matthew: No ascension. Book ends on mountain in Galilee
Mark: In or near Jerusalem, after supper (16:19)
Luke: In Bethany, very close to Jerusalem, after supper (24:50-51)
John: No ascension
Paul: No ascension
Acts: Ascended from Mount of Olives (1:9-12)

 

April Fool!!!

[gmr548 16,580]

19 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We get HEB in the national divorce as well? Hell yes. 

I briefly met Charles Butt about 20 years ago. He hosted a wedding party for my friends at his house in Maine. Super nice guy, made sure to personally greet everyone at the front door (and it was a pretty large group). Not surprised he wants the GOP to fuck off. 

 

The Butts are pretty big GOP donors, no? I don't imagine this will have a direct, material impact on votes - most people will never see this story and it/s party over everything for the GOP anyway - but indirectly it could be a problem in a year where the GOP is at a major financial disadvantage with so much of their resources being funneled to Trump legal fees. Not the smartest move to spite a major donor in that situation.

Edited March 31 by gmr548

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

Guess what April 1, 2029 is.

If that’s Easter Sunday then I guess I had better inform my wife that we cannot celebrate our anniversary because Caitlin Jenner would disapprove. 

[atomheartbevo 89,672]

1 hour ago, SaucyJack said:

Guess what April 1, 2029 is.

The date my son loses his virginity to Mary Jane Rottencrotch?   Because if you can peer into the future and have that info, I’ll be grounding him  that week.  

[Hank Kingsley 20,941]

3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

The Butts are pretty big GOP donors, no? 

Just googled and Charles Butt has generously donated to Democrats and Republicans over the years. 

[Hank Kingsley 20,941]

LMAO 

 

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

43 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just googled and Charles Butt has generously donated to Democrats and Republicans over the years. 

I recall this being the case.  HEB is good people overall.

[Francisco 2.0 32,394]

NM

Edited March 31 by Francisco 2.0

[GenXer 2,877]

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

LMAO 

 

This is like one of those southwest airlines wanna get away moments 

Edited April 1 by GenXer

[atomheartbevo 89,672]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

This stage is woke.

[Biff Tannen 45,687]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,924]

DEI strikes again.

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

20 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just googled and Charles Butt has generously donated to Democrats and Republicans over the years. 

Interesting story from my childhood. I will preface it with caveat that whatever hoaxes, chain mails, and rumors were around before the internet, someone in my large catholic family would find them and repeat as fact.

Growing up in Austin during 70s and 80s we moved 4 times but were never particularly close to an HEB.  HEB was not the regional grocery behemoth it is today either so we were not really HEB customers.

Back in the day it was pretty well known that the Butt family were pretty hard assed baptists and I recall some rumors of them going above and beyond the call for the enforcement of the blue laws at the time especially in the booze department.

What I do remember occurring on many occasions during in state vacations is avoiding HEB altogether...usually when we were trying to get to someplace fun where whatever we needed at HEB would have been the most convenient option.

My mom would always tell me it was because a few years back, old man Butt was most persistent in his insistence that some catholic priest down in south Texas was a pedophile even after local cops dropped their investigation.  Mom would always attribute his actions to the fact that he hated catholics so we wouldn't shop there.

I'd say old man Butt was right on the money except for the facts that it was not just one catholic priest and it wasn't just south Texas and it wasn't just a few years back.

[Blotto 23,512]

On 3/30/2024 at 9:05 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

fuck them

when Harvey decided to roll in around victoria and then back out, the whole are was devastated. Heb was in there way before any state or federal help. 3 free meals a day, free ice, free water. Mobile pharmacy, mobile atm, and a mini army to get one of their stores up and running asap. 

the coordination and man power was unreal 

 

 

 

 

 

Counterpoint:

[jimmyjazz 45,957]

No corporation is going to ignore profit motives.  HEB does a better job than most by trying to balance them with plain old decent behavior.  (NOTE:  two sons have worked there, one still does, and they treat their employees very well.)

[tx 3 putt 76,958]

 

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

Totally not a cult...

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

Easter weekend bbq cookoff at Flatrock Park. Got a good campsite with my team on Thursday night (we’re local, so we had pick of the litter).
Unfortunately, I had to work on Friday, but was able to sabotage a few things in order to leave early. I went home. I shit, showered, and shaved. Then I headed down to my campsite/cook site on the river. The place had tripled in population. I was happy to find that my buddy had parked his golf cart in a way that saved me a parking spot in our campsite. Then, he head nodded to our neighbors across the way.

These fucking idiots. I’m not going to address the spats that occurred, but they got spicier throughout both Friday and Saturday night. A lot of the reason was that we placed second in brisket out of more than thirty teams. That upset them. But it didn’t upset them as much as our uncontrolled laughter, when the wind caused the rack on the back of this truck carrying the flags to pop a weld, and go tumbling down the infield into other cook/campsites.

The flags (in order)
-“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty”
-“Come and take it” (Featuring an M-16)
-RIGGED 2020 “He’s still my president”
-TRUMP 2024 “Let’s take America back”

[Smax 3,800]

 

 

morons, every single one of them

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

3 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

 

morons, every single one of them

I'm looking at that fellow and without ever watching the video, my first thought is "Mister, I don't think ANYONE wants their lifestyle anywhere near you regardless.".

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

20 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Easter weekend bbq cookoff at Flatrock Park. Got a good campsite with my team on Thursday night (we’re local, so we had pick of the litter).
Unfortunately, I had to work on Friday, but was able to sabotage a few things in order to leave early. I went home. I shit, showered, and shaved. Then I headed down to my campsite/cook site on the river. The place had tripled in population. I was happy to find that my buddy had parked his golf cart in a way that saved me a parking spot in our campsite. Then, he head nodded to our neighbors across the way.

These fucking idiots. I’m not going to address the spats that occurred, but they got spicier throughout both Friday and Saturday night. A lot of the reason was that we placed second in brisket out of more than thirty teams. That upset them. But it didn’t upset them as much as our uncontrolled laughter, when the wind caused the rack on the back of this truck carrying the flags to pop a weld, and go tumbling down the infield into other cook/campsites.

The flags (in order)
-“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty”
-“Come and take it” (Featuring an M-16)
-RIGGED 2020 “He’s still my president”
-TRUMP 2024 “Let’s take America back”

America First

Zero American flags 

[mchookem 16,336]

37 minutes ago, Smax said:

i legitimately hate that man. i have no idea who or where he is but i absolutely detest him, he's mean and stupid and i wish i didn't have to share this earth much less this country with him. jfc.

thanks, Obama. 

[atomheartbevo 89,672]

56 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

I went home. I shit, showered, and shaved. Then I headed down to my campsite/cook site on the river.

 

32 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

America First

Zero American flags 

yep, just some good old flag desecration.

[Slacks 6,821]

Many of your parents and grandparents have been cool with this line of thinking their entire lifetime.  Many of you were raised to be just like this. The "them" was different, but the story was the same. I hope you are ready to defend (or attack). It's going to take a very concerted effort to stave off this hatred and sustain human decency.

[Brisketexan 105,142]

Many of your parents and grandparents have been cool with this line of thinking their entire lifetime.  Many of you were raised to be just like this. The "them" was different, but the story was the same. I hope you are ready to defend (or attack). It's going to take a very concerted effort to stave off this hatred and sustain human decency.

Whatever the effort is…it won’t be enough. There are points in history where the momentum of assholery is just too great to overcome. We’re at such a point.

[Macanudo 12,979]

22 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Many of your parents and grandparents have been cool with this line of thinking their entire lifetime.  Many of you were raised to be just like this. The "them" was different, but the story was the same. I hope you are ready to defend (or attack). It's going to take a very concerted effort to stave off this hatred and sustain human decency.

What do you mean "you people"?

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

Many of your parents and grandparents have been cool with this line of thinking their entire lifetime.  Many of you were raised to be just like this. The "them" was different, but the story was the same. I hope you are ready to defend (or attack). It's going to take a very concerted effort to stave off this hatred and sustain human decency.

My father is a retired Army Special Forces Colonel. He’s voted against Trump both times. Dude voted Democrat in the last election for the first time in his voting career, and he’s 79 years old.

[Pato del Muerto 52,499]

At some point, you wonder if the better part of valor would be to give them their little patch of soon to be scorched earth, and have a refugee movement period. Let them whither on their vine while the rest of us attempt to adhere to American values, ideals, and aspirations. 

Edited April 2 by Pato del Muerto

[Bozo_Casanova 26,462]

On 3/30/2024 at 9:05 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

fuck them

when Harvey decided to roll in around victoria and then back out, the whole are was devastated. Heb was in there way before any state or federal help. 3 free meals a day, free ice, free water. Mobile pharmacy, mobile atm, and a mini army to get one of their stores up and running asap. 

the coordination and man power was unreal 

 

 

 

 

No store does more

[Mdhorn 5,949]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At some point, you wonder if the better part of valor would be to give them their little patch of soon to be scorched earth, and have a refugee movement period. Let them whither on their vine while the rest of us attempt to adhere to American values, ideals, and aspirations. 

Who is expected to fund their socialized social security, medicare and medicaid?  They should be told good luck with your diabetes, it gets easier with amputations.   

Edited April 2 by Mdhorn