The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[TwiceHorn 31486]

12 minutes ago, TexPx said:

I am grateful that I know of very few of those people. 

I also find it interesting that about half of the Qbaits don't use a real name, just their Truth/rumble handle.  Luceferian pedos indeed. 

Edited April 20 by TwiceHorn

[Pancho 44810]

 

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31 minutes ago, TexPx said:

 

I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

Edited April 20 by atomheartbevo

[Underdog 28665]

Lee Zeldin is a former Congressman from NY, lost the most recent election for NY Gov. He's also an election denier, traitor pos. 

[tx 3 putt 76977]

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

the dumbest fucking peopke alive 

 

 

 

[YGIFS 19450]

Wow, they got the wife of a professional wrestling promoter who likely knew about his sex trafficking ring?  

Can we get in?  Are there still tickets?  Has anyone any extra seats?  

 

To summarize the last 1-2 pages.  As I've said before...the absolute worst thing to ever happen to women is men.  But other women are closing that gap awfully fucking quick.  

[TeeDubya 3362]

Lou Holth?  Lou Holth ith on the thlate? Thuperb!

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

I know of that brown token that tried to run for president for about two months.  He might be one of them muslim terrurists.

Edited April 21 by Fudge Nuggets

[TexPx 2323]

 
I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

You forgot the praying coach? And that other dude who saved the Portland Federal Courthouse from the ANTIFA mobs?

[bluto 4929]

Shit there are at least 3 cabinet/senior advisors in that group I can name. Wolff is a Plano west/smu grad that weaseled his way into heading up homeland sec. McMahon was education sec. Conway was senior advisor of course. Whitaker had a cup of coffee as AG between the elf and bill barr tenures. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

I bet if Lou Holtz rode a bull there'd be just a constant stream of Porky Pig gibberish getting bucked out of him.

[BrickHorn 18237]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I recognize Kellyanne Conway and they guy from ‘The Guild’ but never heard of the rest.

The guy on the far right is the inventor of the big dick toilet and former acting attorney general of the United States. 

[Pancho 44810]

 

[Sawbonz 27565]

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

The guy on the far right is the inventor of the big dick toilet and former acting attorney general of the United States. 

that why Trump fired him?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33872]

2 hours ago, TexPx said:

You forgot the praying coach? And that other dude who saved the Portland Federal Courthouse from the ANTIFA mobs?

I thought kneeling on the field was frowned upon

[tx 3 putt 76977]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I thought kneeling on the field was frowned upon

he’s white, so it’s all good 

[tx 3 putt 76977]

 

[Bullneck 19101]

^^^^ Here's more below but the Cliff Notes version is Tifany killed two women over child custody:

https://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-missing-women-texas-county-murders-tifany-adams-cimarron-county-gop-chair/60516295

[Longhorn_Fan68 33872]

she was probably pro-life too

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

One f in tifany. She was doomed from birth. 

[Sawbonz 27565]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

^^^^ Here's more below but the Cliff Notes version is Tifany killed two women over child custody:

https://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-missing-women-texas-county-murders-tifany-adams-cimarron-county-gop-chair/60516295

Am I reading too much into this by concluding the 2 moms were a couple and the grandmother was fighting for custody of her daughter’s children to save them from the evil godless lesbian groomers?

 

eta since it is rural OK could be turf war over meth distribution 

Edited April 21 by Sawbonz

[troph 24810]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Honestly if we have to give Trump credit for sane ideas to get shit done so be it provided he’s not re elected. it’s kind of a form of reverse psychology. 
 

credit to Trump, he really was the one who shed light on the fact that MTG is a loud mouthed idiot. 

credit to Trump, he really is the one who proved a strong NATO is the best defense against aggression.

credit to Trump, he really is the one that insisted vaccines save lives. 

I’ll do it all day long if it works.

[Sawbonz 27565]

11 minutes ago, troph said:

Honestly if we have to give Trump credit for sane ideas to get shit done so be it provided he’s not re elected. it’s kind of a form of reverse psychology. 
 

credit to Trump, he really was the one who shed light on the fact that MTG is a loud mouthed idiot. 

credit to Trump, he really is the one who proved a strong NATO is the best defense against aggression.

credit to Trump, he really is the one that insisted vaccines save lives. 

I’ll do it all day long if it works.

Sure. But if Trump made the deal work why did the trumpiest of all the House members vote against it?

[troph 24810]

40 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Sure. But if Trump made the deal work why did the trumpiest of all the House members vote against it?

I didn’t say that’s what’s going on, I’m just saying I could support a reverse psychology subterfuge if it works. 

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You know, if he had just said something like "Trump laid the foundation for support like this to promote freedom." or somesuch shit.  It's a lie, but it'd sell.  

But he had to, twice in 20 seconds, cite President Trump's fingerprints on the 'loan component' of the bill.  Which is not only patently false, but comes literally in the week where Trump's bond loans failed and another Trump Org. unsub debt loan is being called and likely declared insolvent.  But yeah, other than that---smartest businessman, dealmaker, and politician ever.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

3 hours ago, troph said:

Honestly if we have to give Trump credit for sane ideas to get shit done so be it provided he’s not re elected. it’s kind of a form of reverse psychology. 
 

credit to Trump, he really was the one who shed light on the fact that MTG is a loud mouthed idiot. 

credit to Trump, he really is the one who proved a strong NATO is the best defense against aggression.

credit to Trump, he really is the one that insisted vaccines save lives. 

I’ll do it all day long if it works.

Hmmm, well okay. I guess I could give it a try....

 

Credit to Trump, he really was the one to show you can change the weather with a felt tip pen.  He saved Alabama because the hurricane went nowhere near it!

 

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore 

[RDCanecutter 26446]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore 

Do you remembah when little Timmy had leg braces? New Hampshah remembahs.

 

Or maybe they don't.

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[jimmyjazz 45961]

Tom Hanks was patient zero for Covid.  Checkmate, MAGA.

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Tom Hanks was patient zero for Covid.  Checkmate, MAGA.

 

Remember when COVID killed Colin Powell, Herman Cain, Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island Dawn Well, Charley Pride, John Price, Alan Merrill, Joe Diffie, the wrong member of Siegfried and Roy,  and a bunch of others?  I 'member.  Thanks T. Hanks.

[jimmyjazz 45961]

John Prine.  Dammit.

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34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

John Prine.  Dammit.

Fucking auto-correct, but yeah, weird thinking that was just a few years ago.

[jimmyjazz 45961]

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fucking auto-correct, but yeah, weird thinking that was just a few years ago.

Hah, I didn't realize that was what "John Price" was supposed to be.  I was just trying to add to the list.

[hookemATL 11739]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

John Prine.  Dammit.

Still hurts. 

[jimmyjazz 45961]

Also, Adam Schlesinger (Fountains of Wayne).

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

On 4/19/2024 at 8:37 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Please tell me someone got a picture of Alpha Warrior! 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

On 4/21/2024 at 11:20 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

This story is crazy as shit.  It's hard to believe that the first two photos are of the same woman.  For those who didn't read it:  she was a well-known, well-respected figure in the community until she got enmeshed in a MAGA women's "prayer group"  which has a decidedly Handmaiden's Tale outlook on the world and ended up murdering the mother of her grandchildren and the wife of a minister who the murdered mother had brought along as a witness to the interactions she had with her children.  And the murder plot was so fucking stupid and so poorly implemented that Barney Fyfe could have figured it out while drinking with Otis Campbell. 

[Blotto 23523]

Et tu, Chris Paul? 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 4/19/2024 at 11:14 AM, crash_davis said:

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[Walser 1109]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

Et tu, Chris Paul? 

Background? I apologize for my slowness.

[Blotto 23523]

I just noticed there was some dude on the Badlands event flyer named Chris Paul. Which means the basketball player is no longer the biggest douche with that name. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5112]

On 4/17/2024 at 12:01 PM, Blotto said:

All right, but you're gonna have a hard time finding two dudes to jack off  on the dance floor. 

I guess we don't go to the same clubs.

[Nivek 16933]

On 4/20/2024 at 4:40 PM, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking peopke alive 

 

 

 

@Brisketexan  I smell an opportunity here!  In Trump we God?  In Gold We Trump?  Time to lift your end of the couch.

Edited April 23 by Nivek

[Walser 1109]

Witnessed in South Austin (but not in his mom) this morning:

Person driving big luxury SUV complaining about gas prices. (left decal) I was right behind and after parking he proceeded to go into the AAA office. (why is that a brick and mortar thing?)

Also, apparently MAGA has levels.

[4th&Five 41557]

Am I the only one that thinks less of anyone that leaves a dealership license plate frame on their car?

[Walser 1109]

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Am I the only one that thinks less of anyone that leaves a dealership license plate frame on their car?

No. My daily whip gets a dirty 25 year old Texas Exes frame every time. I think that is marginally better.

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

45 minutes ago, Walser said:

Witnessed in South Austin (but not in his mom) this morning:

Person driving big luxury SUV complaining about gas prices. (left decal) I was right behind and after parking he proceeded to go into the AAA office. (why is that a brick and mortar thing?)

Also, apparently MAGA has levels.

I was wondering that, too, until we went to Italy and my wife insisted on going by the AAA office to get some paperwork for temporary drivers licenses and whatnot.  Seemed like a blast of a place to work.  You'd get to talk to people all day about where they're going and why they're going there.  A couple in there with us was a very Americanized Iranian couple, prolly in their mid 30's.  He was going back to Iran to visit his grandmother for the first time in 20+ years.

Might have found my retirement job if they're still around.

[Pancho 44810]

 

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Wait, whuh?  Was that just posted today or did somebody dig that up from 3+ years ago?