The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[mdmost 43,004]

10 minutes ago, mchookem said:

what the actual fuck... isn't CBP doing exactly what those types want them to be doing?? i'm so confused 😳

Yes but only to brown people, not fine, upstanding white Christians. 

[Horn Dog 9,875]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yes but only to brown people, not fine, upstanding white Christians. 

 

 

[GenXer 2,882]

53 minutes ago, mchookem said:

what the actual fuck... isn't CBP doing exactly what those types want them to be doing?? i'm so confused 😳

[Macanudo 12,989]

4 hours ago, GenXer said:

Dude should probably give Leviticus 25:44-46 a read

You expect Republicans to read?!?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This is my favorite kind of porn. People finding out they’re not special 

I would literally pay money to watch the court proceedings as well. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

5 hours ago, GenXer said:

Dude should probably give Leviticus 25:44-46 a read

 

25 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You expect Republicans to read?!?

i mean, i bet that's the one part he has memorized.

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

18 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This is my favorite kind of porn. People finding out they’re not special 

I would literally pay money to watch the court proceedings as well. 

I am disappoint we didn't get to see him get tazed.

 

Fuck that guy.

[DixonHur 11,340]

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

What is the "coal-burner" reference?  Does she like men in grey slacks?

Not sure if serious..., but I had to look it up.

Apparently in right wing circles a "coal burner" is a "non-black person, usually a woman, who has sexual relationships with black people, usually men".

[C-Man 27,230]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

One of those special times when I'd look the other way WRT some heavy-handed law enforcement.

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

what the actual fuck... isn't CBP doing exactly what those types want them to be doing?? i'm so confused 😳

Do as we say, not as we do !!!

[DixonHur 11,340]

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

what the actual fuck... isn't CBP doing exactly what those types want them to be doing?? i'm so confused 😳

He keeps screaming about not having to ID himself because he is in Texas...um, didn't Abbott recently sign a law that says you have to?  Maybe he should have voted for Beto.

[C-Man 27,230]

3 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

"You're treating me like a black person!"

[DixonHur 11,340]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

One of those special times when I'd look the other way WRT some heavy-handed law enforcement.

I get your point, but would hardly call that heavy handed law enforcement...if he were black he may have been shot.

Florida sheriff deputies burst into wrong apartment and fatally shot U.S. airman, attorney says - CBS News

[The Royal We 3,072]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I don't see how the CBP agents were able to stay so calm. Was he doing a bit so he could post this to the facebooks for clicks?

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

Guess the disobeying a lawful command from a LEO thing isn’t for him?

[C-Man 27,230]

24 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I get your point, but would hardly call that heavy handed law enforcement...if he were black he may have been shot.

Florida sheriff deputies burst into wrong apartment and fatally shot U.S. airman, attorney says - CBS News

Sorry, wasn't clear. I would've been OK if they'd decided to kick the shit out of him like he was a person of color. And he would've deserved just about every bit of it.

[Blotto 23,559]

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

What is the "coal-burner" reference?  Does she like men in grey slacks?

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,793]

Guess the 5th and 6th amendments don't mean shit anymore 

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I wonder what his handle on TexAgs is.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Not sure if serious..., but I had to look it up.

Apparently in right wing circles a "coal burner" is a "non-black person, usually a woman, who has sexual relationships with black people, usually men".

wow

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Guess the 5th and 6th amendments don't mean shit anymore 

Guess you haven’t been to the border in decades.  Supreme Court said those checkpoints are fine, and Abbott and Co. love them.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Guess the 5th and 6th amendments don't mean shit anymore 

I don't...I don't understand.

[Brisketexan 105,154]

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Guess the 5th and 6th amendments don't mean shit anymore 

They don't. Neither does the 4th.  But authoritarian courts love them some gutting of basic liberties.  So they functionally killed those (especially the 4th, seriously) years ago.  Shit, they killed it when they allowed searches based on this simple sentence: "Based on my years of experience and training as a peace officer, I recognized the distinctive smell of marijuana...."  It doesn't even have to be true.  A cop just has to SAY it, and that he BELIEVED he smelled weed, and that's enough.  He can search your person, your car, your house, whatever he wants.  All he has to do is start the probable cause affidavit with "I smelled what I thought was weed."

The problem these guys have is that they think the law should only buttfuck dirty mexicans, it shouldn't apply to good white folks like them.  More often than not, their assumption is correct.  This time, it wasn't....mostly because rec specs went right to belligerent cussing at the cop lady.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,793]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Guess you haven’t been to the border in decades.  Supreme Court said those checkpoints are fine, and Abbott and Co. love them.

 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't...I don't understand.

 

Just making fun of the redneck who kept squealing about his amendments 

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The problem these guys have is that they think the law should only buttfuck dirty mexicans, it shouldn't apply to good white folks like them.  More often than not, their assumption is correct.  This time, it wasn't....mostly because rec specs went right to belligerent cussing at the cop lady.

All they had to do was say they were American citizens, let them take a peek, and they would have been through the checkpoint a minute or two later.  We’ve went through those checkpoints a dozen times in the past ten years or so, and the only time we get any actual scrutiny is when any of our Hispanic in-laws are with us.  Even then it’s just an extra minute or two.

These were two white guys in a work truck.  They could have been through the checkpoint just as quickly as we get through them.

[brown water 3,778]

Same crowd that says minority victims of LEO violence could avoid it by following orders 🤷

[Blotto 23,559]

My favorite part was the driver trying to drop a couple of not too subtle hints that he was driving a company truck, so maybe shut the fuck up. But because he was too much of a pussy to actually tell him to shut up, his brother plunged head-on into saving the MAGAverse. Would have been better if they just tased that fucking idiot in the face. Overall I give the video 3 whoops and a nut squeeze. 

Edited May 9 by Blotto

[Sawbonz 27,578]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Near the end the driver mentions he is in a company vehicle. Given how quiet the driver was the whole time I’m assuming he is the younger brother and has been dealing with this kind of shit his entire life

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11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

My favorite part was the driver trying to drop a couple of not too subtle hints that he was driving a company truck, so maybe shut the fuck up. But because he was too much of a pussy to actually tell him to shut up, his brother plunged head-on into saving the MAGAverse. Would have been better if they just tased that fucking idiot in the face. Overall I give the video 3 whoops and a nut squeeze. 

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Near the end the driver mentions he is in a company vehicle. Given how quiet the driver was the whole time I’m assuming he is the younger brother and has been dealing with this kind of shit his entire life

 I’m assuming he won’t be driving a company vehicle going forward, since he’d have to be employed by said company to drive it.

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

The best part is he gets more more shitty with the very calm officers as he’s screaming, “I’m recording this!”

So Mr. Fif N six amendment guy, when you inevitably wind up in court by these shenanigans, you thinks you’re going to come off as the more reasonable party?

Self ownage level is just shy of max, where max would be getting himself killed. That’s totally in the realm of possibility in this scenario. He aggressively goes for the glove or console, and they fill that cabin full of lead.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I wonder what his handle on TexAgs is.

[Horn Dog 9,875]

41 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Near the end the driver mentions he is in a company vehicle. Given how quiet the driver was the whole time I’m assuming he is the younger brother and has been dealing with this kind of shit his entire life

Yea that was one of my favorite parts.  You can tell that driver was thinking “Oh, fuck.  Not this shit again!”. 

[DixonHur 11,340]

A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.  

And make sure you say "yes" in English.  When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si".  Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

I like how Mr Constitutional Scholar keeps blathering on about the 5th, then 6th amendment when he's presumably talking about the 4th and the 5th.  

He'll likely be Trump's next Supreme Court pick.

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.  

And make sure you say "yes" in English.  When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si".  Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.

¡Que lastima!

[RDCanecutter 26,452]

17 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.  

And make sure you say "yes" in English.  When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si".  Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.

I had the opposite happen in Laredo. I was coming back over on a scooter, both lanes towards the USA packed, and a Mexican taxi driver wondered why I was waiting in line, on a scooter I should just cut around everybody.

So I did. Crossed the whole damn bridge driving around the parked cars.

I got to the agent, and she said (in Spanish) "I'm gonna talk to you in Spanish because I get the impression you understand it."

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

24 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.  

And make sure you say "yes" in English.  When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si".  Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.

 

 

[F250 28,779]

10 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

This looks like a cut scene from a Will Ferrell movie.

[F250 28,779]

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

And make sure you say "yes" in English.  When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si".  Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.

I saw something like this play out right in front of me at the border crossing coming back from Matamoros during spring break. The BP were rougher on the drunk spring breaker than the guy in the video. But it did cause all the drunk spring breakers to shape up.

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4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.  

And make sure you say "yes" in English.  When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si".  Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.

The two guys in the truck were being dumbasses.  Having said that, i’ve been a sarcastic asshole to border patrol at checkpoints.  It’s just fun to show them my letters of transit from the SRE from the government of Mexico. And I speak exclusively in Spanish.  And I appear Mexican.  And I get to show them my global entry card, US passport, Texas drivers license and state department credentials. All with the most obnoxiously sounding German name they have ever seen and their entire career.  And while I have to admit, I appreciate them just doing their job watching them crumble psychologically in real time is an absolute fucking blast.  When your job is border protection, and you can’t comprehend cognitively that sometimes people with different sounding names are from other countries maybe this profession is not for you.   
But yeah, humble Breg when they read my German name and then see my credentials granted by the Mexican government and our own US state department ,  it’s pretty fucking funnystate 

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

 

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i am picturing Abbott and Paxton rushing to jerk off to videos of “Trump Sex God”, then realizing the other one of them had internet porn turned off in Texas and this “2024 Lone Star Boner Jams” is another victim of Cancel Culture…

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

12 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how Mr Constitutional Scholar keeps blathering on about the 5th, then 6th amendment when he's presumably talking about the 4th and the 5th.  

He'll likely be Trump's next Supreme Court pick.

For someone who was invoking his constitutional right to remain silent, he sure did a lot of talking. 

[Bullneck 19,168]

13 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

The best part is he gets more more shitty with the very calm officers as he’s screaming, “I’m recording this!”

So Mr. Fif N six amendment guy, when you inevitably wind up in court by these shenanigans, you thinks you’re going to come off as the more reasonable party?

Self ownage level is just shy of max, where max would be getting himself killed. That’s totally in the realm of possibility in this scenario. He aggressively goes for the glove or console, and they fill that cabin full of lead.

He should have remembered the LEO that killed the Uvalde shooter were Border Patrol.

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It’s amazing to me that we have 74mm students of the constitution in this country who only know the 1st and 2nd amendments.  And don’t even really understand those.  And they now know the 5th because their false God uses it on the reg.  If you were to ask them what articles 1-3 were about, the response would be something akin to “the army can’t move into your house to take your guns and the Bible you’ve never read.”

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

He should have remembered the LEO that killed the Uvalde shooter were Border Patrol.

I wonder what his BAC was. 

[TeeDubya 3,362]

14 hours ago, DixonHur said:

A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.  

We pulled through the C/BP station on US70 outside of Las Cruces, NM last spring break on National Park vacay with the family.  It was 10pm and two agents visible, and not another soul in sight.

i rolled the window down rolling up, one agent just looked at my clearly Anglo family, waved us through before I stopped.  I stopped anyway, and double-checked, “we good?”

he actually laughed and said, “absolutely.”

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

Too many far right (& far left) are going down the sovereign citizen path. Perhaps some are not full on card carrying members, but they seem to think that law enforcement has zero authority over them. In that video, the moron thought that because he has a right to remain silent, he can just drive away. 

Does he really think that you can drive/migrate to America by staying silent. Of course we all know that he wanted to be allowed to drive on because he's white.

And as far as staying silent, you can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride. 

[GenXer 2,882]

16 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Given how quiet the driver was the whole time I’m assuming he is the younger brother and has been dealing with this kind of shit his entire life

This was my first thought as well. Younger brother is beaten down by decades of older brother’s  constant berating of others. His reward for answering the officer’s question is getting arrested. I have empathy for this guy.

I have experience in this situation. It’s one of the key reasons I moved away after college.

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

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i am picturing Abbott and Paxton rushing to jerk off to videos of “Trump Sex God”, then realizing the other one of them had internet porn turned off in Texas and this “2024 Lone Star Boner Jams” is another victim of Cancel Culture…

But Slit Slam is still on since it’s an in-person (hehe) event, right?  I think it’s in Freeport this year, and there’s a connected redfish charter.