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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult


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4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

High-cost defense team I'm sure.  How much they actually get paid is up for debate.

Didn't we learn that Planche was paid like $3M up front so he gave up his partnership at his firm to take on defending Trump? Maybe I'm misremembering.

Meanwhile, Alina Habba sends Trump an invoice every week that he gives the same attention I give to jury summons.

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15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

These gutless, obese, dipshits are incapable of organizing anything effective (see Jan 6), but I wouldn't be surprised if some lone fucktard shot up a pride parade this month. 

Sadly, there is going to be some acting out.  Pride Parades, celebrating the election defeat, celebrating another conviction in one of the other trials, and then the party of parties when he dies.  They're gonna get the sads and the mads and act out.  But I maintain there is a way to get a bunch of them out in public to demonstrate some anger over one of the above and convince others of them that they are FBI plants or Antifa or somesuch and then just end up murdering one another.  I just don't know enough about their deepweb message boards to engage in it.  But I'm 99% convinced with the proper "board rep/presence" and messaging, you could easily get a few hundred of them to shoot one another under false pretenses.  Won't solve the problem, just something fun to watch while I buy whip-its and 'shroom-infused absinthe.  

33 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Oh don't worry, someone will attack a wind mill in the next day or two.  

Whatever, Don.  

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Cowherd is fine in small doses. I used to listen every day and got pretty sick of this kind of talk: "Look, I'm just going to say it. Tom Brady was a good quarterback. People will disagree, and that's fine, but this is my opinion and for the next 15 minutes I'm going to tell you why...."

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Is there not going to be legal action taken against Regnery Publishing and Dinesh D'Fuckhead in this matter?

There is, it’s ongoing, and the retraction and commitment not to make the movie available anymore was part of a confidential settlement payment.
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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Yea Right GIF

Man, that’s really good copy for the joint pain supplement. I know exactly what it’s for and how to get it. Repetition still works. 
 

man, that’s really good copy for the joint pain supplement. I know exactly what it’s for and how to get it. 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Are these Class II or Class III rapids?

Dibs on ‘Satan’s class 3 butthole’ for my kayak-up outdoor whitewater music venue.  

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18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal looking dude.

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Every accusation from them is a confession.

7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Does Tim Pool still pretend that he’s a liberal who’s not a paid shill from the GQP or Russians?

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19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal looking dude.

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Looks like a villain you'd find late night Friday or Saturday horror movie from the 60s or 70s on your local channel...  Tomb of Terror. 

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Looks like a villain you'd find late night Friday or Saturday horror movie from the 60s or 70s on your local channel...  Tomb of Terror. 

The Son of Slingblade

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

The Son of Slingblade

I'm sorry, Senator Vance.  Did you say your father was a murderous half-wit who enjoyed Ohio chili with mustard?  

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28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I honestly don’t know where to put this it’s so terrible

She doesn’t even know that the Trumpkins would try and deport her the moment they saw her name or heard her accent and that she had a rifle.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Everyone always needs to be reminded that not only did Thomas received this luxury RV for free, he decided that it wasn't important to report to the govt. in his annual required financial reporting.

Was it ever discussed or indicated if he paid income tax on the $250K (RV cost)?

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"Theater Incident" used to mean something totally different in American political history. 

-You know what's going on here, don't you Laine?  

Assassinations? 

-No, handjobs. 

 

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

"Theater Incident" used to mean something totally different in American political history. 

-You know what's going on here, don't you Laine?  

Assassinations? 

-No, handjobs. 

 

I mean, given a choice, I'm betting Abe would have preferred a Boebert handjob to a Booth headshot.

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Just now, Pancho said:

Wait—is the Fauci thing going on today? As in June 3, 2024 over something that happened 4 years ago?

Or is the twitter algorithm just off..

 

Well the right has to try to spin anything Covid away from the God King. So pin it all on Fauci because that plays well. 

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I need this moderator to be talking to a lot more politicians.

Kyle Clark is his name.  HE NEEDS TO MODERATE ALL DEBATES

More likely Mr Clark will be put on the shelf, which is one reason journalism has declined so precipitously.

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Long piece from Reuters: The Proud Boys Are Back
Basically, they've reorganized, are heavily recruiting, and getting ready for violence. 

I hope we goad them into violence. And when they do so, I hope we shoot them.
That’s what you do to fascist militants. You shoot them. It’s the only thing they understand.
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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She is my kryptonite.  Mid 40's, brunette, attractive, big tits, good job, fucks, etc.  After killing Brisket with a spoon to get to her, I'd marry her after six months of dating only to then realize she's bat shit fucking crazy.

Titty hypnosis is real folks! Do not stare too long or you will lose your free will. Especially if said female is on a trampoline or doing other bouncy activities.

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