The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[C-Man 27041]

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

High-cost defense team I'm sure.  How much they actually get paid is up for debate.

Didn't we learn that Planche was paid like $3M up front so he gave up his partnership at his firm to take on defending Trump? Maybe I'm misremembering.

Meanwhile, Alina Habba sends Trump an invoice every week that he gives the same attention I give to jury summons.

Edited June 1 by C-Man

[Red Five 40633]

10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Oh don't worry, someone will attack a wind mill in the next day or two.  

Well they do cause cancer, you know. 

[MissingInAction 24811]

These gutless, obese, dipshits are incapable of organizing anything effective (see Jan 6), but I wouldn't be surprised if some lone fucktard shot up a pride parade this month. 

[Snake Diggity 4614]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

That turd is like the Mel Kiper Jr of political commentary.  I fucking hate him (and fuck Mel Kiper Jr too).

[YGIFS 19449]

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

These gutless, obese, dipshits are incapable of organizing anything effective (see Jan 6), but I wouldn't be surprised if some lone fucktard shot up a pride parade this month. 

Sadly, there is going to be some acting out.  Pride Parades, celebrating the election defeat, celebrating another conviction in one of the other trials, and then the party of parties when he dies.  They're gonna get the sads and the mads and act out.  But I maintain there is a way to get a bunch of them out in public to demonstrate some anger over one of the above and convince others of them that they are FBI plants or Antifa or somesuch and then just end up murdering one another.  I just don't know enough about their deepweb message boards to engage in it.  But I'm 99% convinced with the proper "board rep/presence" and messaging, you could easily get a few hundred of them to shoot one another under false pretenses.  Won't solve the problem, just something fun to watch while I buy whip-its and 'shroom-infused absinthe.  

33 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Oh don't worry, someone will attack a wind mill in the next day or two.  

Whatever, Don.  

[Red Five 40633]

Cowherd is fine in small doses. I used to listen every day and got pretty sick of this kind of talk: "Look, I'm just going to say it. Tom Brady was a good quarterback. People will disagree, and that's fine, but this is my opinion and for the next 15 minutes I'm going to tell you why...."

[Brisketexan 104561]

Is there not going to be legal action taken against Regnery Publishing and Dinesh D'Fuckhead in this matter?

There is, it’s ongoing, and the retraction and commitment not to make the movie available anymore was part of a confidential settlement payment.

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Man, that’s really good copy for the joint pain supplement. I know exactly what it’s for and how to get it. Repetition still works. 
 

man, that’s really good copy for the joint pain supplement. I know exactly what it’s for and how to get it. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Are you stupid or something? ALL HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE! 

WE'RE TOOBIN ON A RIVER OF EVIL STRAIGHT OVER SATAN'S BUTTHOLE FALLS!!!!!

[Macanudo 12925]

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

WE'RE TOOBIN ON A RIVER OF EVIL STRAIGHT OVER SATAN'S BUTTHOLE FALLS!!!!!

Are these Class II or Class III rapids?

[Sawbonz 27398]

6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Are these Class II or Class III rapids?

Dibs on ‘Satan’s class 3 butthole’ for my kayak-up outdoor whitewater music venue.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13410]

18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal looking dude.

Every accusation from them is a confession.

7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Does Tim Pool still pretend that he’s a liberal who’s not a paid shill from the GQP or Russians?

[jimmyjazz 45546]

3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

WE'RE TOOBIN ON A RIVER OF EVIL STRAIGHT OVER SATAN'S BUTTHOLE FALLS!!!!!

That's right after Waco Falls, right?  Always gets me.

[Underdog 28446]

19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal looking dude.

Looks like a villain you'd find late night Friday or Saturday horror movie from the 60s or 70s on your local channel...  Tomb of Terror. 

[BamaATL 16592]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Looks like a villain you'd find late night Friday or Saturday horror movie from the 60s or 70s on your local channel...  Tomb of Terror. 

The Son of Slingblade

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

The Son of Slingblade

I'm sorry, Senator Vance.  Did you say your father was a murderous half-wit who enjoyed Ohio chili with mustard?  

[tx 3 putt 76315]

 

[Pancho 44455]

I honestly don’t know where to put this it’s so terrible

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89409]

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I honestly don’t know where to put this it’s so terrible

She doesn’t even know that the Trumpkins would try and deport her the moment they saw her name or heard her accent and that she had a rifle.

[TeeDubya 3358]

45 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I honestly don’t know where to put this it’s so terrible

 

 

 

[TeeDubya 3358]

“When he called Mexicans rapists, Republicans moved the line.
When he mocked a disabled reporter, they moved the line.
When he demeaned John McCain for being a POW and insulted a Gold Star family, they moved the line.
When he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, they moved the line.
When he extorted Ukraine, shut down the government to pay for the wall MEXICO was supposed to pay for, took his daddy Vladdy’s side over our own intelligence agencies, said Nazis were “very fine people” and praised murderous despots, they moved the line.
When he bungled a pandemic, asked about injecting disinfectants and golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day, they moved the line.
When he refused to accept the results of the election, plotted a coup and incited an attack against our Capitol, they moved the line.
When his gilded golf motel was searched by the FBI because he had our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom, they moved the line.
When he was indicted the first time, they moved the line. Then they moved it again for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th times.
When he was found liable of sexual abuse which the judge said could be referred to as rape, they moved the line. Then they moved it again when he was found liable of business fraud.
And now he is a convicted felon.
A jury of his peers reached unanimous agreement that he was guilty on all 34 counts, and what are they doing…

They’re moving the goddamn line.

There isn’t a thing he could ever do that they won’t accommodate. Nothing.
He could set fire to the Declaration of Independence while Boerberting Putin and shouting “Death to America” at the same damn time on a TikTok live and they’d twist themselves into whatever the fuck kinda pretzels they needed to in order for it not to cross a line.

Because they’re cowards. Craven, cuckholding cowards. And for them, when it comes to Trump, there is no fucking line.”
 

Edited June 3 by TeeDubya

[Pancho 44455]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28705]

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Alito and Thomas will get lavish vacations. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13410]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

When someone eventually gets hurt or killed due to Trump’s rhetoric, he will blame Biden for weaponizing the judicial system. And raise $10m off of it.

[jimmyjazz 45546]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Alito and Thomas will get lavish vacations. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13410]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Everyone always needs to be reminded that not only did Thomas received this luxury RV for free, he decided that it wasn't important to report to the govt. in his annual required financial reporting.

Was it ever discussed or indicated if he paid income tax on the $250K (RV cost)?

[tx 3 putt 76315]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Alito and Thomas will get lavish vacations. 

[tx 3 putt 76315]

[tx 3 putt 76315]

😂😂😂😂

 

[tx 3 putt 76315]

 

[atomheartbevo 89409]

 

 

I need this moderator to be talking to a lot more politicians.

Kyle Clark is his name.  HE NEEDS TO MODERATE ALL DEBATES

Edited June 3 by atomheartbevo

[tx 3 putt 76315]

[YGIFS 19449]

"Theater Incident" used to mean something totally different in American political history. 

-You know what's going on here, don't you Laine?  

Assassinations? 

-No, handjobs. 

 

[Brisketexan 104561]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

"Theater Incident" used to mean something totally different in American political history. 

-You know what's going on here, don't you Laine?  

Assassinations? 

-No, handjobs. 

 

I mean, given a choice, I'm betting Abe would have preferred a Boebert handjob to a Booth headshot.

[YGIFS 19449]

What about head from Boebert?  And a hand-shot from Booth?  

I smell alt.history script!  

[Pancho 44455]

Wait—is the Fauci thing going on today? As in June 3, 2024 over something that happened 4 years ago?

Or is the twitter algorithm just off..

 

[mdmost 42844]

Just now, Pancho said:

Wait—is the Fauci thing going on today? As in June 3, 2024 over something that happened 4 years ago?

Or is the twitter algorithm just off..

 

Well the right has to try to spin anything Covid away from the God King. So pin it all on Fauci because that plays well. 

[Willfully Horn 7913]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I need this moderator to be talking to a lot more politicians.

Kyle Clark is his name.  HE NEEDS TO MODERATE ALL DEBATES

More likely Mr Clark will be put on the shelf, which is one reason journalism has declined so precipitously.

[atomheartbevo 89409]

 

[bluto 4883]

But big tits tho, gop got em 

 

 

Edited June 3 by bluto

[Aqua Buddha 14501]

She is my kryptonite.  Mid 40's, brunette, attractive, big tits, good job, fucks, etc.  After killing Brisket with a spoon to get to her, I'd marry her after six months of dating only to then realize she's bat shit fucking crazy.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

[pacman 7324]

 

 

Idiots are so easy to grift

[tx 3 putt 76315]

 

[bolverk 29397]

Long piece from Reuters: The Proud Boys Are Back

Basically, they've reorganized, are heavily recruiting, and getting ready for violence. 

[texasdago 7553]

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Lots of POS spectators...

https://meidasnews.com/news/j6-convict-removed-from-fauci-hearing

 

[Brisketexan 104561]

Long piece from Reuters: The Proud Boys Are Back
Basically, they've reorganized, are heavily recruiting, and getting ready for violence. 

I hope we goad them into violence. And when they do so, I hope we shoot them.
That’s what you do to fascist militants. You shoot them. It’s the only thing they understand.

[Jhawkmvp 1489]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She is my kryptonite.  Mid 40's, brunette, attractive, big tits, good job, fucks, etc.  After killing Brisket with a spoon to get to her, I'd marry her after six months of dating only to then realize she's bat shit fucking crazy.

Titty hypnosis is real folks! Do not stare too long or you will lose your free will. Especially if said female is on a trampoline or doing other bouncy activities.