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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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2 hours ago, troph said:

I think she may either be mad because her man loves some “shemale” porn or she’s infatuated with the “ladyboys” herself.  
 

her illustrious state is finally top five in something … infatuation with trans porn.  

But there is really good news my Texas brothers !!! Y’all are #1 !!!

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Looking at you El Paso and Brownsville. NTTIAWWT

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5 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Few random things I saw:

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I've driven by some Jo Gotta Go signs lately and found myself chuckling.  You fucking wanted it, now you fucking got it, good work dipshits.  

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26 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I've driven by some Jo Gotta Go signs lately and found myself chuckling.  You fucking wanted it, now you fucking got it, good work dipshits.  

And I’m already seeing Kamala signs, which seems pretty fucking fast. I know people are joking that this has been planned for a long time, but the zoom calls, fundraising drives, etc. feel like in the level of Obama.

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Harris' background poses quite the conundrum for the GQP.  On the one hand, she's black, so full demonization.  On the other, Indian/Asian and what they would probably call a model minority despite the brownness.

I had wondered how they were going to handle this and if it could possibly work in their favor.  Should have known the answer was badly.

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25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Harris' background poses quite the conundrum for the GQP.  On the one hand, she's black, so full demonization.  On the other, Indian/Asian and what they would probably call a model minority despite the brownness.

I had wondered how they were going to handle this and if it could possibly work in their favor.  Should have known the answer was badly.

Seeing the GOP completely short circuiting on the idea of someone with more than one ethnic background or identity was an incredible mass self-report

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Seeing the GOP completely short circuiting on the idea of someone with more than one ethnic background or identity was an incredible mass self-report

It's been very eye-opening. Like watching a group of people completely flip the fuck out over someone being left-handed or something. "Wait... Did y'all not know this is a thing?"

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14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's been very eye-opening. Like watching a group of people completely flip the fuck out over someone being left-handed or something. "Wait... Did y'all not know this is a thing?"

Well, they're fucking weird.

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2 hours ago, speed817 said:

English isn't even the official language in the US...

You begin to see what is wrong with America. Here we should have the freedom to speak the language we impose on our fellow citizens. We can fill the prisons with lawyers who use Latin and MAGAs who don't really speak much of anything.

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Plus apparently she is Indian not black so why are Ebonics involved all?

Speaking of old and out of touch, when's the last time anyone referred to Ebonics?

I've only become aware of Loomer recently. She's a parody of what has become the right. A comedian could use some of her lines to evoke laughter. Any possibility she's a performance artist knowingly getting in on the grift?

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Did somebody say “death cult?”

This is a hell of a way to start a piece about the social impact of no-fault divorce.

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Joseph Stalin had an utter disregard for human life, and his regime claimed the lives of 9,000,000-20,000,000 of its own subjects. Yet even Stalin understood that society depended on strong, intact families

 

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Harris' background poses quite the conundrum for the GQP.  On the one hand, she's black, so full demonization.  On the other, Indian/Asian and what they would probably call a model minority despite the brownness.

I had wondered how they were going to handle this and if it could possibly work in their favor.  Should have known the answer was badly.


they will Soon begin demonizing Indians 

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The whole "Is she black or is she Indian?" stuff reminded me of an awesome takedown I got to witness almost 40 years ago.  I was working in deep, deep East Texas, The Land That Time Forgot, when two rednecks in the crew started discussing mixed marriage and bloodlines.  One made the argument that even one drop of black blood made one black, no matter how many white ancestors one has.  The black member of the crew chuckled about it, irritating the rednecks.  One asked him what was so funny, and he answered that he was just amazed at how much more powerful black blood is than white blood, if one drop of black blood negated all of the white blood.  I didn't think that those to could get any whiter, but they did.  Even their necks turned white.  I laughed, which was also not appreciated.  They didn't discuss such sensitive topics in front of the rest of the crew anymore.

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17 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Lara Loomer definitely says "between you and I."

No she doesn’t. She says all the quiet parts out loud. She blasts her racist crap to everyone and she’s damn proud of herself.

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140 yards should be a 60 degree lob wedge, if you’re a player 

Trump hits his drives about 180-190 yards based on the DeChambeau challenge. He ain’t hitting PW 140 yards.
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So I asked Chat GPT to calculate the odds — this is 1 in a million weird. To calculate the odds of making back-to-back eagles on two par fours, we need to consider the probability of making an eagle on a single par four and then use this probability to find the odds of achieving this twice in a row. ### Probability of an Eagle on a Par Four 1. **Average Golfer**: The probability of making an eagle on a par four is extremely low for the average golfer. Eagles are rare events, typically more likely for professional golfers. 2. **Professional Golfer**: Even for professional golfers, the probability of making an eagle on a par four is quite low, possibly around 1% (or 0.01) or less, depending on the golfer and the specific hole conditions. ### Calculating Back-to-Back Eagles Assuming a probability \( p \) of making an eagle on a single par four, the probability of making back-to-back eagles on two par fours is: \[ p^2 \] ### Example Calculations - **Average Golfer (0.001 probability per hole)**: \[ p = 0.001 \implies p^2 = (0.001)^2 = 0.000001 \] Thus, the odds are 1 in 1,000,000. - **Professional Golfer (0.01 probability per hole)**: \[ p = 0.01 \implies p^2 = (0.01)^2 = 0.0001 \] Thus, the odds are 1 in 10,000. These calculations highlight how rare back-to-back eagles are, even for professional golfers, due to the low probability of achieving an eagle on any given par four.

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