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2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

So when do we get to the "Death" part of the Death Cult? Covid did its best, but fell short. 

 

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Hopefully we get a huge spike in FlavorAide sales in early November.  

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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

So when do we get to the "Death" part of the Death Cult? Covid did its best, but fell short. 

 

 

At a minimum, thousands of Qcumber voters were removed from the voting rolls due to their own insistence that "It's just the flu or a cold".

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with supposed US citizens / Hispanics who can vote but didn't speak English.  The guy said "I like his economy & don't know anything about Kamala.  I will vote Trump."

 

I hope he remembers that when he is stopped on a street corner while walking because he "looks illegal" & when he is yeeted into Mexico because he didn't have his papers readily available.

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with supposed US citizens / Hispanics who can vote but didn't speak English.  The guy said "I like his economy & don't know anything about Kamala.  I will vote Trump."

 

I hope he remembers that when he is stopped on a street corner while walking because he "looks illegal" & when he is yeeted into Mexico because he didn't have his papers readily available.

 

taken straight to the border 

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The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?

Also, this article contains two of the best quotes I've read in a long time:

“And I don’t trust anybody that doesn’t like good old American porn,” Money said. “He should be judged on everything else, but he should not be judged for this.”

While Robinson has demanded that books containing LGBTQ references be banned, Money said Robinson had a different take years ago: “I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money said.


https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/porn-addicted-trump-candidate-also-stiffed-girl-scouts-for-3000-worth-of-cookies.html






 

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?

Also, this article contains two of the best quotes I've read in a long time:

“And I don’t trust anybody that doesn’t like good old American porn,” Money said. “He should be judged on everything else, but he should not be judged for this.”

While Robinson has demanded that books containing LGBTQ references be banned, Money said Robinson had a different take years ago: “I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money said.


https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/porn-addicted-trump-candidate-also-stiffed-girl-scouts-for-3000-worth-of-cookies.html






 

That's the same guy that bagged on Simone Biles.

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The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?

Also, this article contains two of the best quotes I've read in a long time:

“And I don’t trust anybody that doesn’t like good old American porn,” Money said. “He should be judged on everything else, but he should not be judged for this.”

While Robinson has demanded that books containing LGBTQ references be banned, Money said Robinson had a different take years ago: “I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money said.


https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/porn-addicted-trump-candidate-also-stiffed-girl-scouts-for-3000-worth-of-cookies.html






 

Between Roe, expected increase in black voter turnout due to Kamala, and this idiot, I have a feeling NC may go blue. It was close last time to the tune of 74,483 votes.

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad.  It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies.  I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway?








 

 

Tell me you've never had a daughter in girl scouts without having a daughter in girl scouts. 

As a seller, you pick up your cookies, sell them, and then turn in the money. Given that a box is now 5 bucks, three large is only 600 boxes, which is not an unusually large number of boxes. 

This guy either ate all the boxes himself, or they were sold and he kept the money. Or some of both. Then was a dick about it. 

Years ago, I told my daughter she had to keep track of all the money, thinking it would be a good learning experience. Instead it was a shitshow (my fault on that one), so like an adult I paid the missing shortage out of my own pocket. 

 

edit to add: DoTARd says "This guy stole three thousand from the girl scouts? Sad. I stole millions from kids with cancer, a lot of people are saying that is the lowest of the low, none lower, believe me." 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Tell me you've never had a daughter in girl scouts without having a daughter in girl scouts. 

As a seller, you pick up your cookies, sell them, and then turn in the money. Given that a box is now 5 bucks, three large is only 600 boxes, which is not an unusually large number of boxes. 

This guy either ate all the boxes himself, or they were sold and he kept the money. Or some of both. Then was a dick about it. 

Years ago, I told my daughter she had to keep track of all the money, thinking it would be a good learning experience. Instead it was a shitshow (my fault on that one), so like an adult I paid the missing shortage out of my own pocket. 

 

edit to add: DoTARd says "This guy stole three thousand from the girl scouts? Sad. I stole millions from kids with cancer, a lot of people are saying that is the lowest of the low, none lower, believe me." 

 

 


This was in 2002, when girl scout cookies cost 2.50, so this was roughly 1200 boxes.  I've never known anybody who bought 1200 boxes of girl scout cookies.

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There is also the possibility that he (or his wife) was the "Cookie Mom or Dad" who accepts delivery of all the cookies for the entire troop, then distributes to all the individual sellers. Then has the job of collecting all the money and sending it all up to the next level. In that case, we are talking thousands and thousands of boxes. Tens of thousands of dollars. 

 

edit to add: I'm not trying to defend the guy. He is a dumbass who either deliberately stole or came up short 3K because he cant keep his shit together. Evil or Dumb or some of both. 

 

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11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

 

and by dumbest fucking people I assume we're talking about the CNN anchor who, when met with a bald-faced lie, responded with "I appreciate that."

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Tell me you've never had a daughter in girl scouts without having a daughter in girl scouts. 

As a seller, you pick up your cookies, sell them, and then turn in the money. Given that a box is now 5 bucks, three large is only 600 boxes, which is not an unusually large number of boxes. 

This guy either ate all the boxes himself, or they were sold and he kept the money. Or some of both. Then was a dick about it. 

Years ago, I told my daughter she had to keep track of all the money, thinking it would be a good learning experience. Instead it was a shitshow (my fault on that one), so like an adult I paid the missing shortage out of my own pocket. 

 

edit to add: DoTARd says "This guy stole three thousand from the girl scouts? Sad. I stole millions from kids with cancer, a lot of people are saying that is the lowest of the low, none lower, believe me." 

 

 

Dumbasses' wife's check for the cookies apparently bounced.

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Dumb bitch: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/woman-trump-forehead-tattoo-begging-33611511

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A bonkers Donald Trump supporter who shocked the world with a forehead tattoo of the ex-POTUS's surname is now begging for money to erase it.

Influencer Rain Monroe, 21, became internet famous when she debuted her inked devotion to The Donald, set to run in the next presidential race. But lo and behold, she's now fed up with the negative vibes thrown her way and is considering coughing up serious cash to reverse it.

Rain's Instagram has been ablaze with updates this week. One pic showed her in the UK capital – totting a "Need money for tattoo removal" sign and seeking charity from strangers while Donald's name blared on her brow for all to see.

"The hate from people has affected me," the influencer, a Brit herself, said. "I am raising money for the removal to be able to remove it. It can cost up to $5,000 (£3,814 approximately)."

Snapshots show Rain looking glum on the streets, cardboard confession in hand, and she was even videoed taking money from a small child. Her Instagram audience of 19,000 split into camps over the ink controversy.

A fervent fan exclaimed: "Don't remove it! Best tattoo ever." Another one chimed in: "Keep it! You're a legend now."

And someone else threw in their support, saying: "No removal needed." Yet, a doubter scoffed: "She just did this for clout and now she wants it removed. That's funny you can keep it girly."

Another added bluntly: "Let her live with her decision," as another quipped: "She's trying to troll everyone at this point."

Rain wasn't done causing a stir, taking her questions to the streets in her latest video as she asked random people: "Would you get a Trump tattoo on your forehead for a million pounds?"

One bystander held out for more cash before considering, saying: "Make it 10 million and then maybe." While another was unwavering, simply stating: "Never."

Tattooed by an artist from an East London shop, Rain hopped back on social media declaring: "Still proud of my Trump tattoo, but exploring my options."

Figuring out her next step, she revealed: "Been getting some second opinions from my therapist about whether to keep it or consider removal. No regrets, just turns out I'm a Bad B."

 

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12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

 

yeah, he telegraphed that punch from a mile away. Fat dumbass was too fat and dumb to see what was coming. 

 

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Remember folks, these are the people talking that civil war shit. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does it surprise anyone that the folks in saline county are salty?

They hate libtards, but they really fucking hate other Republicans who aren't Trumpy enough.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Fat boy got knocked the fuck out.  

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

That big guy is way too used to intimidating people with his size.  Fucker didn't even consider that little guy wouldn't walk away.  That step back and load means he's not buying it bro.  

Shorty knew he had one chance to get a punch in, and he did it well.  Props to him.

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5 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Between Roe, expected increase in black voter turnout due to Kamala, and this idiot, I have a feeling NC may go blue. It was close last time to the tune of 74,483 votes.

And there is a lot of us over there. A lot!

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if you’re an evangelical still supporting this PoS, please go fuck your self (i’m sure your kids would appreciate a break). then go eat a bullet so god can punish for your sins …..
 
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