The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

 

[Satchel 6,938]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s beautiful.

 

[mchookem 16,336]

haha fuck you

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

He was taking Russian money wasn't he?

[RDCanecutter 26,452]

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That dude is way more Taco Bell than Mexican.

[TeeDubya 3,362]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

Yepppp.  A fundamentalist theocracy.

burkas for da bitches. 

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their burrito supreme? I remember.

Edited September 7 by Willfully Horn

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

 

[Horn Dog 9,875]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[TwiceHorn 31,495]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Yes Tucker, most philosophers, actual Christians, and intellectuals believe humans should follow their animal instincts to determine right and wrong.

Also, animals, by and large, don't indulge in racism and misogyny.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

10 hours ago, tchookem said:

Evangelical Response (no, really):

Yeah, the world they want to live in oppresses the shit out of everyone not white and christian and male.  No thanks.

Edited September 7 by Biff Tannen
forgot the misogyny

[Chopper 17,238]

19 hours ago, C-Man said:

Dumbasses' wife's check for the cookies apparently bounced.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,471]

15 hours ago, speed817 said:

Who cooks in a dress???

Also.....

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Who cooks in a dress? Giada de Laurentiis, that's who. And it's glorious. Granita, anyone?

 

 

 

[Chad Fuck 17,684]

 
they want the US to be the christian version of iran / afghanistan 

This right here. Or Saudi. Because they’ll be rich too!

[Underdog 28,711]

35 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Who cooks in a dress? Giada de Laurentiis, that's who. And it's glorious. Granita, anyone?

 

 

 

Tits & Teeth... And I'm here for it. 

Edited September 7 by Underdog

[Macanudo 12,989]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

This right here. Or Saudi. Because they’ll be rich too!

And evangelical women are marching right along.  

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

 

[Satchel 6,938]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Wait.You don’t understand Wh the FOP would endorse the guy with 34 criminal counts, with more to come? What’s wrong with you?

[Bullneck 19,168]

13 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Remember when Taco Bell included black olives in their enchirito? I remember.

Also, this happened:

 

[RDCanecutter 26,452]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

The true injustice for Kirk is that he also got snubbed by ROTC and Officer Candidate School. Hell, they even rejected his offer to serve as an enlisted man. Shocking. Why would our country do this to him.

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Wait.You don’t understand Wh the FOP would endorse the guy with 34 criminal counts, with more to come? What’s wrong with you?

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,471]

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Why would our country do this to him.

DEI

[Red Five 40,862]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"Look at all those paid actors umm I mean FBI agents ummm I mean Antifa ummm eh screw it, let's just say it was awesome. It's not like we'll lose any votes."

[RDCanecutter 26,452]

18 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

DEI

A giant pumpkinhead ain't diverse?

[Gil Bang 25,975]

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,874]

[BrickHorn 18,237]

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Charlie Kirk opining on who is “easy to hate” is the equivalent of Charlie Kirk opining on who has a freakishly tiny face on a spherical head like some kind of living Peanuts character monstrosity.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,488]

the Leopards are getting hungry 

 

[tx 3 putt 77,060]

 

 

dear leader !!!!

[Pancho 44,856]

I want to punch this dude in the face so bad

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,103]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I want to lunch this dude in the face so bad

Ronny was hitting the sauce at 10:57 AM. Welp, it's 5 o'clock somehwere.

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

Turnip could spend the whole debate reaching into his diaper and silently smearing shit on the lectern, and magats will still say he won the debate.

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

If you can’t punch him, ignore him and don’t spread his toxic message. 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

59 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I want to lunch this dude in the face so bad

Put her in her place?  I’m sure he would’ve said the same thing about Biden right?

[Pancho 44,856]

This one too…punch him right in the eyeball 

[Francisco 2.0 32,395]

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,727]

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

UPDATE: In a new court filing, prosecutors allege that Fiore’s financial fraud went much further than they previously claimed.

So did her waistline.

And her bustline.

 

 

 

[Pancho 44,856]

Yeah, turnip is going to bring up ohio tomorrow even though it’s a complete lie. I mean does anyone with a brain believe this to be true at all?

 

 

[mchookem 16,336]

[mchookem 16,336]

also i just spent five days in Cleveland (family reunion, not my choice lol) and i'm not sure i even saw ONE latino person 🙄

[Francisco 2.0 32,395]

9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 

Couple of Christmas's ago, my late father's best friend was invited over to my mom's home; it was his first Christmas after his wife had passed as well, and we have known him for decades---he and his wife were close to mom and dad, and his kids/grandkids had moved off, he was by himself, and there was no reason not to invite him over.

We knew he was a Trumper, but put that aside---known him for decades, and it was good to see him, no reason for him to be alone during the Holiday, etc.

After about an hour or so, he and I were talking and started in on the cat litterboxes in schools, and heard that "all the schools have them".  So, I took the bait.  I asked him where he had heard that from, and he tells me that some guy's daughter saw them in his granddaughters school, that sort of thing.  He was convinced that it was federal law requiring litterboxes for kids to piss and shit in.  Said it was all over the news, too.

I just kinda let some silence hang in the air, and asked him about his daughter....who is a public school nurse; had she ever seen those in the school she works in?  

He said that no, they were not in her school, but that was because the superintendent of that school district told the federal government to get fucked.

We didn't talk much more that evening.

 

 

Edited September 10 by Francisco 2.0

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Couple of Christmas's ago, my late father's best friend was invited over to my mom's home; it was his first Christmas after his wife had passed as well, and we have known him for decades---he and his wife were close to mom and dad, and his kids/grandkids had moved off, he was by himself, and there was no reason not to invite him over.

We knew he was a Trumper, but put that aside---known him for decades, and it was good to see him, no reason for him to be alone during the Holiday, that sort of thing.

After about an hour or so, he and I were talking and started in on the cat litterboxes in schools, and heard that "all the schools have them".  So, I took the bait.  I asked him where he had heard that from, and he tells me that some guy's daughter saw them in his granddaughters school, that sort of thing.  He was convinced that it was federal law requiring litterboxes for kids to piss and shit in.  Said it was all over the news, too.

I just kinda let some silence hang in the air, and asked him about his daughter....who is a public school nurse; had she ever seen those in the school she works in?  

He said that no, they were not in her school, but that was because the superintendent of that school district told the federal government to get fucked.

We didn't talk much more that evening.

 

 

They. Don’t. Want. The. Truth. 

[jimmyjazz 45,975]

It's depressing how many people believe that guy's daughter was told she had to hire a translator in order for her son to attend preschool.

Not once has this ever happened at any non-immersive public school in the United States.  Did they sign up for the wrong school?  No?  It's just bullshit?  Ah, never mind.

[F250 28,778]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

also i just spent five days in Cleveland (family reunion, not my choice lol) and i'm not sure i even saw ONE latino person 🙄

When I used to travel to Canton, Ohio for work I used to drive to the Mexican neighborhood for food. I swear they teleported an entire Mexican neighborhood from South Texas up there.

This was me finding a Mexican enclave in BFE Ohio.

[Red Five 40,862]

I want to punch this dude in the face so bad

Does he think Trump had anything at all to do with Biden’s struggles in that debate?

[Sawbonz 27,578]

Imagine being a grown man and going by “Ronny” to the public at large

[NWBuck 8,571]

31 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Imagine being a grown man and going by “Ronny” to the public at large

RonnIE, but the example stands

[Thatguy 8,747]

4 hours ago, F250 said:

When I used to travel to Canton, Ohio for work I used to drive to the Mexican neighborhood for food. I swear they teleported an entire Mexican neighborhood from South Texas up there.

This was me finding a Mexican enclave in BFE Ohio.

Born in Akron Ohio here. That's how it is up there. One tiny little area where the Latinos hang out. That's why the Springfield thing is so laughable. 20k black people just rolling down on this demographic would be front page news.

 

 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

Yeah, turnip is going to bring up ohio tomorrow even though it’s a complete lie. I mean does anyone with a brain believe this to be true at all?

 

 

If we don't do something, fast, we'll end up with bilingual kids. 

 

Edited September 10 by SimonBolivar

[Okie State 3,821]

So people think kids are using litter boxes in public schools now? Really? Of course.