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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Is that when you eat so many Chicfila nuggets at a kids birthday party and after a copious amount of beers later that your wife has to ask if you’re ok on the toilet and then leaves the bedroom while gagging when you open the toilet room door?

….. asking for a friend.

I think what you’re describing is the Golden Corral package. You ought to see a doctor. 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Trivia: Chevy memorized the lyrics to the song on the cab ride over, and did this in one take.

More anecdotal trivia: Being a number of The New Bohemians live in Blanco, thru sheer chance I know someone who's performed live with Paul. I guess it was one of his first times before going out on stage. Band files out of their dressing room. Paul and Edie file out behind them.

Paul to Guy I Know: Hey, sound check was a lil sloppy. Maybe tighten that up a bit.

Guy I Know: Shit! *Anxiety level goes from 8 to 10, turns around*

Paul and Edie giggling: Ah, just giving ya shit.

 

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27 minutes ago, Derka said:

can someone embed this for me please:

just your garden variety psychotic trumper behavior

it is frightening that these people get to vote.

I have a really hard time watching these freak-out and knocked-the-fucked-out types of videos because watching people act like completely deranged assholes messes with my anxiety nowadays, but since you asked nicely.

 

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I have a really hard time watching these freak-out and knocked-the-fucked-out types of videos because watching people act like completely deranged assholes messes with my anxiety nowadays

i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

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i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

Wholeheartedly agree, and it was apparent where it was heading. I had to stop watching after just first 30 seconds, but I tried just because it always serves as a good reminder how unhinged these people can be.

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3 hours ago, Derka said:

i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

I enjoyed seeing him die inside when she called him bald.  It was a punch to the gut.

And if she had touched him, that might have been the first touch of a woman that he's felt in years.

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8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I enjoyed seeing him die inside when she called him bald.  It was a punch to the gut.

And if she had touched him, that might have been the first touch of a woman that he's felt in years.

His name is James Bennett Carone from Palm Harbor Florida, any apparently got fired after this video surfaced. I think what happened is that he was driving around with a Trump flag in the back of his truck and she flipped him off, prompting him to get out of her truck.

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Sounds like it was quite the scene over in Funky Fort Worth as the Tucker Carlson/Roseanne Barr crazy train rolled through the Metroplex. (People actually PAY for this shit?)

Narrator: Apparently, the arena was quite empty.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roseanne-barr-screams-at-tucker-carlson-audience-about-overthrow-of-government-as-ex-fox-host-stares-blankly/

 

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17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sounds like it was quite the scene over in Funky Fort Worth as the Tucker Carlson/Roseanne Barr crazy train rolled through the Metroplex. (People actually PAY for this shit?)

Narrator: Apparently, the arena was quite empty.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roseanne-barr-screams-at-tucker-carlson-audience-about-overthrow-of-government-as-ex-fox-host-stares-blankly/

 

Tucker is a journalist, so I'm sure he asked her to explain just exactly she meant by that shocking allegation. 

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21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

For you olds, that gravy seal photo is AI generated.  

 

You think the open kitchen with odd looking menus off to the side of the registers would have been a clue. Not to mention randos meandering in front of the kitchen. Looks like a totally normal Chik FIL A.

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5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

His name is James Bennett Carone from Palm Harbor Florida, any apparently got fired after this video surfaced. I think what happened is that he was driving around with a Trump flag in the back of his truck and she flipped him off, prompting him to get out of her truck.

I looked it up and the video is four years old. I wonder what Mr. Carone is up to these days.

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Don't know if already posted or if there's a more appropriate thread but I'm dying laughing at this. Not at all safe for work. This guy was still at 35% in the last poll I saw for NC governor. You hear about the black nazi stuff and praising Hitler but I haven't  heard much of this, even on Surly. Worse than I thought. Still polling at 35%!

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i mean his own anxiety, adrenaline, and fear is palpable. the guy is shaking, getting into the face of a teenage girl, trying to provoke a physical fight with her, and apparently he even wants to run her over with his truck. his lunacy comes off of the screen like it’s in the room next to you. and 90% of these people (more) are maga. it’s truly pathetic, and frightening as well.

Exactly. He wants to hurt, to kill somebody and is looking for any provocation.   Dude is mentally ill.   He just happened to latch on to (checks notes) the one political movement that encourages that sort of thing.  And the Russian bitch bitching is the cherry on top. 

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15 hours ago, C-Man said:

Sounds like it was quite the scene over in Funky Fort Worth as the Tucker Carlson/Roseanne Barr crazy train rolled through the Metroplex. (People actually PAY for this shit?)

Narrator: Apparently, the arena was quite empty.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/roseanne-barr-screams-at-tucker-carlson-audience-about-overthrow-of-government-as-ex-fox-host-stares-blankly/

 

The Republicans' ace up their sleeve - Rosanne Barr?

LMFAO.

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On 9/25/2024 at 10:25 PM, bolverk said:

I have a really hard time watching these freak-out and knocked-the-fucked-out types of videos because watching people act like completely deranged assholes messes with my anxiety nowadays, but since you asked nicely.

 

I had a bit of a confrontation a few months ago on an onramp with some guy in a pick up truck who I would think might be a Trump supporter. He got pissed off enough that he passed me on the right shoulder and then brake checked me hard enough that I had to work to avoid hitting him. It occurred to me later that I probably shouldn’t tempt crazy, gun toting Texans in such a way. seriously, it can be hazardous to the health. 

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I had a bit of a confrontation a few months ago on an onramp with some guy in a pick up truck who I would think might be a Trump supporter. He got pissed off enough that he passed me on the right shoulder and then brake checked me hard enough that I had to work to avoid hitting him. It occurred to me later that I probably shouldn’t tempt crazy, gun toting Texans in such a way. seriously, it can be hazardous to the health. 

I took half a day in Mexico to explain to my teenage students why, if they visited the US, they should not blow their horn at people. They were bewildered, like I'd asked them to stop breathing. 

Then we had a conversation about how even if the Wayans brothers used a certain word over and over, it doesn't mean you should.

Then there was the losing battle to get them to stop saying they ate ham-boogers.

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Funny... I was in my rental car in Tulsa and found some sports station.  Turned out that Finebaum was on.  Anyway, one of the other hosts started listing what Trump had ordered to eat for his upcoming visit to Alabama - Georgia.  Two filet of fish with cheese, stadium hot dogs and Domino's.  They then said he had ordered a Diet Coke and just started piling on.  LOL.

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On 9/25/2024 at 1:34 PM, UTCzech III said:

Sorry for any Surly-ites in FL, but muthafucka pleez

 

Bruh... how many MAGA in FL, GA, NC, SC, TN are going to be begging for the Federal government to act all socialist and come help them out?  And rightly they should as our Federal government has a duty to its citizens but they better shut their pie holes the next time there is a fire in California.

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Bruh... how many MAGA in FL, GA, NC, SC, TN are going to be begging for the Federal government to act all socialist and come help them out?  And rightly they should as our Federal government has a duty to its citizens but they better shut their pie holes the next time there is a fire in California.

r/PoliticalHumor - 'It's raining really hard and everything is so wet!'

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Bruh... how many MAGA in FL, GA, NC, SC, TN are going to be begging for the Federal government to act all socialist and come help them out?  And rightly they should as our Federal government has a duty to its citizens but they better shut their pie holes the next time there is a fire in California.

yep

President Biden just approved $1B in Emergency relief funds to Florida on THE DAY the Hurricane hit. Trump stated he would WITHHOLD relief funds for CA wild fires because he doesn't like Gov. Newsom. And THAT is this difference between Democrats and Republicans. Between a REAL President and a whiny little bitch baby!!

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President Biden just approved $1B in Emergency relief funds to Florida on THE DAY the Hurricane hit. Trump stated he would WITHHOLD relief funds for CA wild fires because he doesn't like Gov. Newsom. And THAT is this difference between Democrats and Republicans. Between a REAL President and a whiny little bitch baby!!

 

Maga response: Sleepy Joe is just trying to buy votes in Florida. He doesn't really care about the people of Florida. Almighty Trump doesn't do things for votes, he has the courage to do what he thinks is right. 

 

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36 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

yep

President Biden just approved $1B in Emergency relief funds to Florida on THE DAY the Hurricane hit. Trump stated he would WITHHOLD relief funds for CA wild fires because he doesn't like Gov. Newsom. And THAT is this difference between Democrats and Republicans. Between a REAL President and a whiny little bitch baby!!

 

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Maga response: Sleepy Joe is just trying to buy votes in Florida. He doesn't really care about the people of Florida. Almighty Trump doesn't do things for votes, he has the courage to do what he thinks is right. 

 

Naah, not even that clever or creative.  The MAGA response is "because Florida is full of real Americans who paid for that help, California is full of freeloaders who don't."

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Dumbest.  Political movement.  EVER.

Landfall was yesterday, Sept 27th.

From our own Hurricane Season thread of DOOM, this post from Sept 19th (8 FUCKING DAYS BEFORE LANDFALL):

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GFS has a big boy in the gulf in 10 days. Something to keep an eye on.

And by this past Sunday the 22nd, 5 FUCKING DAYS BEFORE LANDFALL, models were in general agreement that it would go....pretty much exactly where it went:

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take your time with those generators. It looks like the big bend area needs another fucking.

What amazes me is not that there are people this stupid.  What amazes me is that they fucking dominate and control an entire side of the political spectrum.  Weaponized stupidity, "at levels never seen before."

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