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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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I believe that my deceased ancestors watch over me, guide me, and protect me from harm. This is why I am fearless and have not yet been killed. They also steer me away from conspiracy theorists and their ilk. Let me hear your feedback in the comments.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I believe that my deceased ancestors watch over me, guide me, and protect me from harm. This is why I am fearless and have not yet been killed. They also steer me away from conspiracy theorists and their ilk. Let me hear your feedback in the comments.

My ancestors must not give a fuck, I have yet to be encouraged to start hijacking trucks, bootlegging liquor and in general be a hoodlum.  (Operative word, yet...)

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He suffered burns. At a campaign event. WTF, were they burning a witch?

Maybe he fell off the wagon and dipped back into some of his old favorite porn sites and just started jacking

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He suffered burns. At a campaign event. WTF, were they burning a witch?

You know, it's like every meeting you've ever been to, generally everything is tabled, and nothing is accomplished.  Only difference, at the end of any Republican meeting, I envision them burning a cross.  I suspect this was a cross burning incident, nothing to see.  

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3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trumpkin at the local pub yesterday proudly wearing his Felon & Hillbilly 2024 t-shirt. This is the same guy who went through rolls of the Biden "I Did That" stickers posting them on has pumps & whatnot.

 

$2.39 yesterday !

 

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5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trumpkin at the local pub yesterday proudly wearing his Felon & Hillbilly 2024 t-shirt. This is the same guy who went through rolls of the Biden "I Did That" stickers posting them on has pumps & whatnot.

All the Biden stickers disappeared off gas pumps once it dropped back to under $3. Weird.

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I am more partial to being labeled a goon, thank you very much.  

My mother’s grandfather worked for the Pinkerton Detective Agency  during the Union busting troubles.  (you might recall that the symbol for the Pinkertons was an eye with the slogan:  “We Never Sleep”. That’s why private investigators were called “private eyes.”)

Translation: my great grandfather was a hired goon who fought to stop unions from being unions before the turn of the 20th century.  And by “fought”, I mean fought union workers with clubs and knives. 

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8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Yup,  they did not want an “ I did this“ pointing to the lower price

100% this. The Trumpkin --who drives a Ford Raptor-- was openly bragging about how many pumps he tagged over the course of a week one day to his closest pals at the bar. Most of these guys are contractors or small side business hustler types.  I waited about 15 minutes before going up to order another round and casually dropped in a "man, have y'all been hearing about all the vandalism that's going on lately? Store & shop owners are spending extra time & money cleaning up after punks are trashing their establishments." This brought about a hardy round of "what do you expect these days? That's Joe Biden's America," blah blah blah." They swallowed the bait whole before one of them asked me for more details. I told them how in just the past few days I'd talked to the owner of the local Big Bucket while I was gassing up & he was out scraping decals off his pumps for the 3rd time that day (true story) and how the employees at the nearby Whataburger were having to do the same thing at the drive thru boards. Watching the wave of awareness hit them as I carried the pints back to my boys was pretty fucking nice. 

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12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

My mother’s grandfather worked for the Pinkerton Detective Agency  during the Union busting troubles.  (you might recall that the symbol for the Pinkertons was an eye with the slogan:  “We Never Sleep”. That’s why private investigators were called “private eyes.”)

Translation: my great grandfather was a hired goon who fought to stop unions from being unions before the turn of the 20th century.  And by “fought”, I mean fought union workers with clubs and knives. 

Read this in DaFino’s voice. Was your grandfather an Irish monk?

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Wtf I just read in this thread about Biden helping FL? As if he’s going to leave others in the lurch. Fuck these assholes right in the goat ass.

Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

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Every accusation part eleventy billion. Trump would 100% slow roll aid to a blue state. 

A couple of weeks ago he literally threatened to cut wildfire support to California unless the state diverts more water from the Sierras to farmlands.

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’ll guess that trump is at least 90% with frat bros and former frat bros ….

 

I'm thinking its probably time for some Pol Pot style re-education camps for the MAGA Mongoloids. They want a dictator, we can give them a Dictator.

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