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27 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Side note: if you buy A5 wagyu to use as ground beef, you are a monster. Trump probably asks for an A5 steak well done.

I will never understand anyone paying a premium for ground beef.

"Hmm, this hamburger that I've covered with mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, tomato, lettuce, and onion is 10% tastier than the grocery store brand."

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This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Just to state the obvious:  advocating for the repeal of the 19th Amendment is NOT "the" Christian position.

But even if it were, let the Christians self police that among each other. Keep the 19th so non-Christian women still have the opportunity. 
 

Thats the broader point- this isn’t a Christian nation and the laws shouldn’t be reflective of certain Christian positions.  Codifying into law their beliefs so that they can force it upon others is, or at least has been, very unamerican. 
 

 

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That said, anyone that doesn't at least season their hamburger meat is also a monster. Every other type of meat you season, marinate, inject, lather. But hamburgers? You grab that stupid tall bag from Costco and throw them frozen right onto the grill. Animals.

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I gotta tell ya, that’s something that has at least amused me about this horrific timeline….there’s ALWAYS a tweet, and MAGAs are the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH.
And this yahoo is so dumb he surely doesn’t even grasp his self-own idiocy.
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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

That grocery haul is solely to spend as much as possible on “basics.” Why not throw in a Porsche SUV to drive you to the store as well as proof as to the costs of the complete shopping trip.

She didn't go to any grocery store. She had some delivery service haul that food to whatever book-free beige apartment full of sticky skank underwear on the floor that she lurks in.

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Just now, RDCanecutter said:

She didn't go to any grocery store. She had some delivery service haul that food to whatever book-free beige apartment full of sticky skank underwear on the floor that she lurks in.

Go on…

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All you really need to know about Izzy.

 

 

The best part about that thought is if she's got any Iberian heritage, there's a reasonble chance that she has some Moor is in her.    Hell, she's probably had some Moor in her recently.  

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35 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The best part about that thought is if she's got any Iberian heritage, there's a reasonble chance that she has some Moor is in her.    Hell, she's probably had some Moor in her recently.  

 

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The best part about that thought is if she's got any Iberian heritage, there's a reasonble chance that she has some Moor is in her.    Hell, she's probably had some Moor in her recently.  

"Your great, great, great grandmother..."

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Happening now at Trump’s NYC rally:

 

May be a genius move on Tony's part.  Take MAGAs money, go over the top with racist jokes, disgust the rest of America in the process, Trump loses in a landslide.

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Hinchcliffe’s shtick belongs in the shock comedian subgenre where he seems to be quite successful.  A presidential rally is going to get him some backlash by those (a majority) that don’t hang at The Mothership on the reg.  His tweet back at Walz is about as snowflake as it gets.  

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Hinchcliffe’s shtick belongs in the shock comedian subgenre where he seems to be quite successful.  A presidential rally is going to get him some backlash by those (a majority) that don’t hang at The Mothership on the reg.  His tweet back at Walz is about as snowflake as it gets.  

Comedians who whine about cancel culture always will say something like “don’t come to the place where we tell jokes if you cannot handle jokes” (which I absolutely agree with!)

The implication, of course, is that they recognize that the things they say are not acceptable in all situations. A political rally, for example, would be at the top of that list. He won’t be, but this dude needs to be ruined.
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5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Comedians who whine about cancel culture always will say something like “don’t come to the place where we tell jokes if you cannot handle jokes” (which I absolutely agree with!)

The implication, of course, is that they recognize that the things they say are not acceptable in all situations. A political rally, for example, would be at the top of that list. He won’t be, but this dude needs to be ruined.

Meh, the pantheon of right wing entertainers doesn't have many winners in it.  Rob Schneider? Randy Quaid?  

Ronald Reagan is probably the only one we can all say "well, he made it."  But the rest pretty much go into crash mode once they start speaking right wing gibberish.

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On 10/24/2024 at 8:06 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I respect all veterans even if I disagree with them on politics. But there a a few of them who immediately want you to know their veteran status so you have to thank them for their service. 

reminds me when you are talking to a random woman. You have absolute zero interest in her but the second sentence out of her mouth includes a reference to her boyfriend.  Cool but I wasn’t going to ask for your number in a million years.

I am a vet and I have given other vets shit for this need for attention 

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2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Comedians who whine about cancel culture always will say something like “don’t come to the place where we tell jokes if you cannot handle jokes” (which I absolutely agree with!)

The implication, of course, is that they recognize that the things they say are not acceptable in all situations. A political rally, for example, would be at the top of that list. He won’t be, but this dude needs to be ruined.

There's someone on it.  BTW, "boricua" is the name of one of the native American tribes from PR so I think this guy is invested:

 

I saved the best for last:

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Hinchcliffe’s shtick belongs in the shock comedian subgenre where he seems to be quite successful.  A presidential rally is going to get him some backlash by those (a majority) that don’t hang at The Mothership on the reg.  His tweet back at Walz is about as snowflake as it gets.  

"There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

As far as I'm concerned, when it comes to comedy, there is no line - as long as it's funny. Weird apropos of nothing punching down like this is lazy as fuck. He might as well have just put up a slide deck of some of Pronghorn's memes.

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

There's someone on it.  BTW, "boricua" is the name of one of the native American tribes from PR so I think this guy is invested:

 

I saved the best for last:

 

 

 

 

For future reference, "boricua" is a pretty generic term among Puerto Ricans for themselves.  Along with Borinqueno/a.

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1 hour ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

"There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

As far as I'm concerned, when it comes to comedy, there is no line - as long as it's funny. Weird apropos of nothing punching down like this is lazy as fuck. He might as well have just put up a slide deck of some of Pronghorn's memes.

Well and here's the thing about it. Why are you making that joke at the rally unless you know it will play well for the audience? So yes, you're telling a racist joke to a bunch of racists in New York City. Is he making that joke at a comedy club in an area with a huge Puerto Rican populations or to an audience of mostly Hispanic people? Of course not. I do love the pussy ass tweet he had where he doubled down with a tampon joke. God, he is going to be so hated by everyone if Trump loses in areas he probably shouldn't. It won't happen but think if this flipped Florida. That guy would be looking over his shoulder for a while. And good. Fuck you for taking a stupid gig at a Nazi rally. It's what you deserve. 

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44 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well and here's the thing about it. Why are you making that joke at the rally unless you know it will play well for the audience? So yes, you're telling a racist joke to a bunch of racists in New York City. Is he making that joke at a comedy club in an area with a huge Puerto Rican populations or to an audience of mostly Hispanic people? Of course not. I do love the pussy ass tweet he had where he doubled down with a tampon joke. God, he is going to be so hated by everyone if Trump loses in areas he probably shouldn't. It won't happen but think if this flipped Florida. That guy would be looking over his shoulder for a while. And good. Fuck you for taking a stupid gig at a Nazi rally. It's what you deserve. 

To be fair, I don't think "the guy spouting facts about sheep" is defending the appropriateness of that statement within that particular political context. Instead, I think he was making a broader and more general statement about supporting the notion that comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  Of course, that's my assumption, but maybe he does believe it's totally cool to blast out your hatred of accents, spices, and color to your beige world.

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8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

To be fair, I don't think "the guy spouting facts about sheep" is defending the appropriateness of that statement within that particular political context. Instead, I think he was making a broader and more general statement about supporting the notion that comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  Of course, that's my assumption, but maybe he does believe it's totally cool to blast out your hatred of accents, spices, and color to your beige world.

Look, I'm just here to educate the masses about sheep. You need wool? They've got it.

Also, @bolverk got it - apologies if that was unclear. Comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  It doesn't always need to be tasteful. It should definitely be funny. Hinchcliffe's comment wasn't clever insult comedy, nor was it thoughtful subversive humor. Read the "joke." It's lazy and terrible and not funny. It was the sort of joke my 10 year old nephew would make if my nephew was a right-wing hatemonger at a Nazi rally.

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