The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Biff Tannen 46063]

ZING!

[Chooky 13337]

Steve King should consider throwing history's greatest political curveball by wearing a Kangol hat in every public appearance.  

[hayden_horn 11401]

14 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

that's just it.   by being a lowlife shitbag who loudly says exactly what he thinks without filter, Trump has given Republicans everywhere permission to say publicly what they have been thinking and saying behind closed doors, and amongst themselves, for decades - the racism, the sexism, the xenophobia, the homophobia, and the hatred of anyone or anything "other" or different than the white, hypocritical, fake christians that they are.

it's exactly this.

king is getting busted by mccarthy for speaking his truth outside the boardroom. 

this due had a fucking confederate flag on his desk for quite some time. as pointed out above, he's a fucking iowa rep. 

he's a racist fuck who has not been subtle in the past, but he's only just now getting shit because he said there's nothing wrong with white supremacy. this isn't his first fucking rodeo.

he's been speaking in dog whistles for more than a decade. he just got too bold for the establishment. he's been talking about how immigrants water down "western civilization" for years, and he's been flirting with far-right nationalists from europe for years, including marine le pen. this guy is a fuckstick, and he's a known quantity.

[Chooky 13337]

Nothing better describes this entire era of American politics more than a pair of silver tongs in a Domino's Pizza box.

[Js1 86953]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/florida-official-facing-resignation-calls-after-saying-rep-tlaib-might-blow-up-the-capitol/ar-BBSkC82?ocid=ientp

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The commissioner, Anabelle Lima-Taub, of Hallandale Beach, signed an online petition last week calling for Tlaib's removal, according to a photo of her Facebook post that was published by the Sun Sentinel.

"Proudly signed," she wrote. "A Hamas loving anti-Semite has NO place in government! She is a danger and would not put it past her to become a martyr and blow up Capitol Hill."

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Solid take

 

[tantric superman 4668]

This is what passes for being a monstrously brave Republican.

Still, kudos to Will Hurd representing his constituents and for not being Cruz/Cornyn:

https://www.wbez.org/shows/the-daily/a-republican-from-texas-who-opposes-the-wall/44736246-b95f-4525-accf-7a0a2e16db07

 

 

[Brisketexan 106641]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Solid take

 

Bullseye.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20839]

41 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

This is what passes for being a monstrously brave Republican.

Still, kudos to Will Hurd representing his constituents and for not being Cruz/Cornyn:

https://www.wbez.org/shows/the-daily/a-republican-from-texas-who-opposes-the-wall/44736246-b95f-4525-accf-7a0a2e16db07

 

 

 

 

Beto-Hurd 2020!

[tantric superman 4668]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Beto-Hurd 2020!

Co-sign.  Would love the chaos in the parties.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20839]

Just now, tantric superman said:

Co-sign.  Would love the chaos in the parties.

 

If two Texans can't resurrect this motherfucker, nobody can. 

Hurd being an Aggie will cause heads to explode in College Station.

[Brisketexan 106641]

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Beto-Hurd 2020!

They'll never do a two-party presidential ticket....but I could honestly see Beto putting Hurd in his cabinet or something similar.  He's got the defense and intelligence chops.  An interesting thought.

[Chooky 13337]

On 1/16/2019 at 9:47 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

 

You wanna know how I know your art is mediocre?

[Js1 86953]

Totally normal not stupid racist people

 

[Brisketexan 106641]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Totally normal not stupid racist people

 

It ain't a glitch.  It's the program.

[Js1 86953]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It ain't a glitch.  It's the program.

It's nice they let Steve King on the House floor still.

[F250 29178]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Beto-Hurd 2020!

I'd vote for that ticket. It's a shame that Hurd flies so low under the radar despite being one of the few non-Trump Republicans in Congress. Considering he is not just an aggy but their former student president, it's amazing that he hasn't jumped on the trump train.

[happyfunball 481]

Dems should incorporate DC and PR next cycle they have house and senate,

[Brisketexan 106641]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I'd vote for that ticket. It's a shame that Hurd flies so low under the radar despite being one of the few non-Trump Republicans in Congress. Considering he is not just an aggy but their former student president, it's amazing that he hasn't jumped on the trump train.

The man served in intelligence, including a dangerous post in Afghanistan.  He's not a traitor.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Why do I feel like some are getting Jeff Flake’d by Hurd.

[bad_teammate 13481]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Beto-Hurd 2020!

This dog also endorses the ticket.

Edited January 17, 2019 by bad_teammate

[Js1 86953]

Mega hard pass.  Also you people are about as well versed in Constitutional Law as Trump.

Texas could not give both Beto and Hurd their electoral votes.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Js1

[bad_teammate 13481]

But seriously, the guy who voted to end DACA, voted to keep DREAMers out of the military... that's the guy we need to be sanity and centrism to the nation.

Everything was fine right before Trump got elected. Everything was good. We just need to go back to that.

~*~ Centrists Up Against The Wall ~*~

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32545]

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

Then what did you mean, Jason?

Edited January 18, 2019 by SmokeyTheBear

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Then what did to mean, Jason?

“A Smith aide said the four-term lawmaker intended the comment as a shot at House Democrats over their 30-member jaunt to Puerto Rico last weekend — an event that got heavy coverage in the conservative media — rather than an attack on any minority lawmakers.”

[Chuckie Finster 22978]

18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

[happyfunball 481]

^ Very rapey looking

[retread 2951]

pls make it stop

[Brisketexan 106641]

34 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

11 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

^ Very rapey looking

That, my friends, is a man who has sprained his wrist more than once masturbating to gay porn while simultaneously crying in shame.

NTTAWWT.  You do you, man.

[HenryJames 67125]

 

[RayDog 682]

5 hours ago, happyfunball said:

Dems should incorporate DC and PR next cycle they have house and senate,

I have a friend who once ran for DC shadow senator who is still connected into DC politics and he told me that DC is definitely planning to reapply for statehood in 2021. He doesn't think they will get approval from both houses even if the Democrats hold the majority.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20839]

5 hours ago, happyfunball said:

^ Very rapey looking

 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

That, my friends, is a man who has sprained his wrist more than once masturbating to gay porn while simultaneously crying in shame.

NTTAWWT.  You do you, man.

 

 

What's amazing is how much he looks like this man, Carl "Robbie" Martin, West Virginia Representative:

 

 

West Virginia currently has a 200 million dollar budget surplus. Mr. Robbie introduced a bill to use 10 million dollars of that surplus to pay for the border wall.  I'm sure that West Virginia doesn't have any other unmet needs that that money could be better spent on.


https://www.mybuckhannon.com/martin-announces-bill-aimed-to-funnel-10-million-in-states-budget-surplus-to-pay-for-trumps-wall/

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20839]

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

Texas could not give both Beto and Hurd their electoral votes.

 

What? That's a pretty fucking stupid observation.  They would be on the same ticket.  Texas could vote for the Beto-Hurd ticket and, if the Beto-Hurd ticket won the majority of  Texas votes, they would get Texas' electoral votes.

[High Plains Drifter 11162]

Fuck Hurd.

He supports everything Trump or the GOP has done, right down the fucking line. Because he's against the wall for no other reason than his wealthy rancher donors woldn't give him a dime if he supported a wall, y'all want to elect him VP? JFC.

He is a traitor like all the rest.

 

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[hayden_horn 11401]

Congrats, pubs, you just lost an entire generation supporting a giant orange hobgoblin. You cowards. 

[shnsajax 3605]

You wanna know how I know your art is mediocre?

It was just a fruit bowl full of dildos.


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[Js1 86953]

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

What? That's a pretty fucking stupid observation.  They would be on the same ticket.  Texas could vote for the Beto-Hurd ticket and, if the Beto-Hurd ticket won the majority of  Texas votes, they would get Texas' electoral votes.

Nope. The electors of the home state cannot give their votes to 2 candidates from the same state. That’s why Cheney had to change his residency to Wyoming. Bush would have won Texas 32 votes but Cheney would not have.  Electors do actually cast 2 votes - one for Pres and one for VP. 

Read the 12th amendment bro. 

Edited January 18, 2019 by Js1

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

9 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Congrats, pubs, you just lost an entire generation supporting a giant orange hobgoblin. You cowards. 

*two generations.

 

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2019/01/17/generation-z-looks-a-lot-like-millennials-on-key-social-and-political-issues/

 

[bad_teammate 13481]

14 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Congrats, pubs, you just lost an entire generation supporting a giant orange hobgoblin. You cowards. 

Would this were anything but a dream.

After Trump is gone, younger Republicans will rise up and claim that they are going to renew the vital spirit of the TRUE Republican party. Centrists will rejoice at the call of the savior of the normal order, and support will swell for the Republicans once again.

In this thread we have supposed GOP-haters championing a ticket with a centrist Dem at the top and a Republican as VP.

These people are mad at Trump for breaking norms and being gross. As soon as a norms-reinforcing decent human wears the Republican crown, they will come back home to the GOP.

[Js1 86953]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Would this were anything but a dream.

After Trump is gone, younger Republicans will rise up and claim that they are going to renew the vital spirit of the TRUE Republican party.

Jacob Wohl, Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Kayleigh McEnehnehneh, etc. say "nope!"

[GHOSTUSER 361]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Would this were anything but a dream.

After Trump is gone, younger Republicans will rise up and claim that they are going to renew the vital spirit of the TRUE Republican party. Centrists will rejoice at the call of the savior of the normal order, and support will swell for the Republicans once again.

In this thread we have supposed GOP-haters championing a ticket with a centrist Dem at the top and a Republican as VP.

These people are mad at Trump for breaking norms and being gross. As soon as a norms-reinforcing decent human wears the Republican crown, they will come back home to the GOP.

As long as the GOP gets reshaped to become a party that (1) no longer slavishly supports free trade, (2) abandons neoconservative foreign policy and embraces a semi-isolationist stance and (3) limits both legal and illegal immigration, getting blown out next election because Cheeto dick is incompetent will be worth it. We will have smarter people run who can excite the base in a more refined style. Guys like Ron DeSantis will be coming up the pipeline. Driving out the neoconservative Bush war criminal element from the GOP has me very excited about the future of the Party.

Edited January 18, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan

[wildcat09 29561]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Would this were anything but a dream.

After Trump is gone, younger Republicans will rise up and claim that they are going to renew the vital spirit of the TRUE Republican party. Centrists will rejoice at the call of the savior of the normal order, and support will swell for the Republicans once again.

In this thread we have supposed GOP-haters championing a ticket with a centrist Dem at the top and a Republican as VP.

These people are mad at Trump for breaking norms and being gross. As soon as a norms-reinforcing decent human wears the Republican crown, they will come back home to the GOP.

And it won't even be new politicians. It'll be the same racist fuck Trumpers from safe seats in racist fuck Trump states who just quiet down the racism a little bit and pretend that they always had reservations about Trump and his brand of politics and tried their best to carve out a different path.

[wildcat09 29561]

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

As long as the GOP gets reshaped to become a party that (1) no longer slavishly supports free trade, (2) abandons neoconservative foreign policy and embraces a semi-isolationist stance and (3) limits both legal and illegal immigration, getting blown out next election because Cheeto dick is incompetent will be worth it. We will have smarter people run who can excite the base in a more refined style. Guys like Ron DeSantis will be coming up the pipeline. Driving out the neoconservative Bush war criminal element from the GOP has me very excited about the future of the Party.

Jesus man. I wouldn't have even accused you of thinking DeSantis was smart. You're truly impossible to parody.

[Pescado_Rojo 19559]

And lets not forget, that egg is a living thing that needs to be protected from the devil worshiping liberal democrat socialists....until it hatches, then fry the fucker. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

 

These people are mad at Trump for breaking norms and being gross. As soon as a norms-reinforcing decent human wears the Republican crown, they will come back home to the GOP.

Yep. And the cycle will happen again ending in a Great Depression, Watergate, or Trump only to be reborn again.

The cycle of the GOP can’t be stopped.  They will always be the party of the 1% convincing poor suckers that they’re protecting them from big government while they rob their children of healthcare, education, opportunity, and environment.

Edited January 18, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Biff Tannen 46063]

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yep. And the cycle will happen again ending in a Great Depression, Watergate, or Trump only to be reborn again.

The cycle of the GOP can’t be stopped.  They will always be the party of the 1% convincing poor suckers that they’re protecting them from big government while they rob their children of healthcare, education, opportunity, and environment.

[Jack Straw 2955]

58 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

As long as the GOP gets reshaped to become a party that (1) no longer slavishly supports free trade, (2) abandons neoconservative foreign policy and embraces a semi-isolationist stance and (3) limits both legal and illegal immigration, getting blown out next election because Cheeto dick is incompetent will be worth it. We will have smarter people run who can excite the base in a more refined style. Guys like Ron DeSantis will be coming up the pipeline. Driving out the neoconservative Bush war criminal element from the GOP has me very excited about the future of the Party.

Hahahahahaha