The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

24 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

57 States!

[Gap03 3,386]

One would think that karma would be hunting for that pig-nosed tub of comorbidities ... 

[Red Five 41,733]

I like how the video cuts off right as he is immediately correcting himself. 

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

Thread ahoy.

Edit: Dinesh is in denial of a Southern Strategy of the GOP.

Edited June 26, 2020 by cactusflinthead

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

22 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Thread ahoy.

Edit: Dinesh is in denial of a Southern Strategy of the GOP.

Lol. Devin Nines’ Cow was the second response for me. 

[StassneyHorn 6,767]

They prefer suburban strategy because it’s an easier pill to swallow

[elfenix 34,749]

On 6/25/2020 at 4:25 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Evil Dabo Swinney dogwhistling:

 

just fucking abolish the senate at this point.  relic of giving white slavers power.

[Francisco 2.0 32,587]

Looks like Grassley is awakening.

 

 

[Post Oak 20,560]

On 6/25/2020 at 7:26 AM, Pancho said:

 

This last point is really the most important 

They are soo fucking stupid.  I wish Covid read Facebook 

[Francisco 2.0 32,587]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Looks like Grassley is awakening.

 

 

Wat

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,279]

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Looks like Grassley is awakening.

 

 

Well, the more time he spends "awake," the better. I would hate for an otherwise painful heart attack or terrifying stroke take him in his sleep.

[HenryJames 67,334]

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

Hahahahahahahahaha. What a dumb motherfucker. 

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

Oh shit. Are they really trying to abandon twitter for some alt right 4 Chan?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1276606238491643909

[StassneyHorn 6,767]

538 had a good 20-25 minute read on the Republican Party and how their electorate has been shaped since the 60s. I hate they call it the “whitening” of the party, cause it’s off-putting and makes one think it’s going to be a circlejerk of Dems having a moral high ground. Did a great job in showing how there have been choices in each decade to add to the party but don’t. Just as maddening is seeing the predictions of it being the end of the party and never actually being the end. Learned some things about Jimmy Carter and Jesse Jackson as well.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-republican-choice/

[Herpa Derpa 6,343]

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh shit. Are they really trying to abandon twitter for some alt right 4 Chan?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1276606238491643909

There's definitely been a coordinated push to get all the little conservaflakes to run to the echo chamber of safety known as Parler.    Bold strategy, we'll see how it works for them.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,169]

On 6/24/2020 at 4:51 PM, Dnaguy said:

You know, I feel bad about this whole thing.

 

i mean, I think this really exposes that We don’t get enough Penis compliments.

i mean I don’t want to get sexual assaulted or anything.... but a nice word or two would be good every once in a while

 

 

I can’t compliment your penis if you don’t show it to me. 

[Dnaguy 12,625]

4 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I can’t compliment your penis if you don’t show it to me. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

Republicans just can't catch a break:

https://www.chron.com/life/food/article/Torchy-s-Tacos-removed-the-Republican-15374257.php

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Republicans just can't catch a break:

https://www.chron.com/life/food/article/Torchy-s-Tacos-removed-the-Republican-15374257.php

Quote

As an apology for the perceived partisanship, Torchy's is bringing back the original Republican until its new version is completed

 

FUCKING SNOWFLAKES.  GOD DAMMIT.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,913]

On 6/27/2020 at 9:31 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Looks like Grassley is awakening.

 

 

 

Draining the swamp?  Grassley has been a senator for 40 years. By definition, he is the swamp. 

How fucking stupid do these Republican senators and representatives (looking at you, Matt Gaetz) think their electorate is?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Draining the swamp?  Grassley has been a senator for 40 years. By definition, he is the swamp. 

How fucking stupid do these Republican senators and representatives (looking at you, Matt Gaetz) think their electorate is?

lol, have you watched a recent republican rally (at any level)? as stupid as it gets

[Captainant 28,530]

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Republicans just can't catch a break:

https://www.chron.com/life/food/article/Torchy-s-Tacos-removed-the-Republican-15374257.php

tbh, that was probably one of their weaker tacos. Basically just half a sausage slapped in a tortilla lol, pedestrian compared to the Democrat

[elfenix 34,749]

is this the same chuck grassley that introduced a bill to protect inspectors general less than two weeks ago?

 

 

and the republican taco sucked.

Edited June 30, 2020 by elfenix

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

This thread is sadly amazing:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1278008992325910536.html

Edited June 30, 2020 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

Wasn't sure where this goes:

 

[DDD Dad 14,647]

There's definitely been a coordinated push to get all the little conservaflakes to run to the echo chamber of safety known as Parler Daily Texan. Bold strategy, we'll see how it works for them.

[Brisketexan 106,888]

51 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This thread is sadly amazing:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1278008992325910536.html

Summary: no shit, Sherlock.  This has been our point, dude -- those of us who have seen this happening for years have raised every fucking warning flag imaginable....but none of it matters.

Because we the people are just gutpunchingly stupid.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

I just... I just can't anymore with these fucking people:

 

[StassneyHorn 6,767]

Wasn’t sure whether to post in the RE-Opening and Closing thread or here, but the Texas GOP Convention may be shifting virtual 17 days before its scheduled start. The Texas Medical Association had been their large sponsor and started taking heat for the fact it’s in person, with no requirement for masks and in one large enclosed area at the George R Brown convention center. Estimated attendance around 6k. Apparently they have asked the Texas GOP to pull the plug. Scott Braddock reporting the chatter

 

 

Edited June 30, 2020 by StassneyHorn

[crash_davis 23,470]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Wasn't sure where this goes:

 

They're not even bothering to hide anymore. So we can add Russian to the list of things Jesus has boners for?

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Wasn't sure where this goes:

 

Hmm, why would they do this?  WHAT A MYSTERY!  *cough* Russia *cough* NRA *cough*

FUCKING TRAITORS, ALL OF THEM.

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I just... I just can't anymore with these fucking people:

 

lol

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

 

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

[USMCHorn 1,369]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

All jokes aside, look at what this asshole has done to our country. These people are more susceptible to death due to the virus and Trump has divided our country so bad that they’re risking death to harm and protest each other. Shits bad y’all.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

 

[Sawbonz 28,218]

On 6/24/2020 at 4:51 PM, Dnaguy said:

You know, I feel bad about this whole thing.

 

i mean, I think this really exposes that We don’t get enough Penis compliments.

i mean I don’t want to get sexual assaulted or anything.... but a nice word or two would be good every once in a while

 

 

Maybe you’re not getting “nice penis” compliments because your penis isn’t that nice

[horn4life 3,838]

The best single piece of evidence that the Republican Party Texas internal polling looks very bad for the GOP?

George Wallace lifelong admirer Senator John Cornyn is now publicly supporting a  national Junteenth holiday.  

[JimmyJames 12,271]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Mitch saying that is fucking hilarious. That guy...

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Not only should the dems change the filibuster rule, but they should also pass a rule that a vote from a Kentucky senator doesn’t count. 

[HornOnTheBayou 9,062]

14 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Not only should the dems change the filibuster rule, but they should also pass a rule that a vote from a Kentucky senator doesn’t count. 

Unless the Kentucky senator is the neighbor of a former senator who kicked said former senator's ass in a fight.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

Unless the Kentucky senator is the neighbor of a former senator who kicked said former senator's ass in a fight.

There should be an exception to every rule.

[Pancho 46,299]

So are republicans using the phrase “Democrat Party” as some sort of code or something?  McCarthy used it today press briefing. 

Sounds uneducated. 

[TwiceHorn 32,076]

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So are republicans using the phrase “Democrat Party” as some sort of code or something?  McCarthy used it today press briefing. 

Sounds uneducated. 

Only for the last four years or so.  Where you been, man.  They can't call it "democratic" because it isn't.  It's socialist!  Hurrr durr.  I think Trump more or less invented it.

[Lurch 5,949]

So are republicans using the phrase “Democrat Party” as some sort of code or something?  McCarthy used it today press briefing. 
Sounds uneducated. 

They’ve been doing it for years. If it ever had an edge, it’s long gone. Not that they’d know better

[hobbes2702 13,468]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Only for the last four years or so.  Where you been, man.  They can't call it "democratic" because it isn't.  It's socialist!  Hurrr durr.  I think Trump more or less invented it.

What? Decades old

[Texaspython 231]

5 minutes ago, Lurch said:

They’ve been doing it for years. If it ever had an edge, it’s long gone. Not that they’d know better

This, they’ve been doing it since at least the 80’s. Supposedly they did some research that found people felt it sounded abrasive or negative. I dunno, it’s just their usual troll job.

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

On 6/26/2020 at 6:50 PM, cactusflinthead said:

Thread ahoy.

Edit: Dinesh is in denial of a Southern Strategy of the GOP.