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14 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Now what does this Golden God look like?

Uh... there's a picture of it right here.

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That's it.

Good God!

Yes, that's just what the Republicans thought.

Uh, now what's that supposed to be coming out of there?

Lightning.  Fire. Mean Tweets. Power of God or something.

I'm beginning to understand CPAC's interest in this.

Oh, yes. The Evangelical Bible speaks of the Trump leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries his image before it... is invincible.

Rep for the movie reference.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Slight correction.....male prostitutes don't do most of their work on their backs.

NTTAWWT.

Ain't wrong.  I do remember all the secondhand stories of Grindr blowing up wherever the Republican National Convention is held. 

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1 minute ago, Mole said:

The last 12 years of "conservative thought" has to be satirical, right?

FIF accuracy since America broke every conservative brain by electing a black man president.

Seriously, what was wobbly went completely off the fucking rails starting then.  They are literally worshipping a golden idol.  You can't write this shit as satire.

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This is pure madness.  This is not a political party.  This is a fascist cult that somehow is still wielding an amazing amount of power.  I knew these people weren't going away after dotard, but I didn't expect the GOP to fully embrace them either.  This is not going to end well.  I'll be on the Ledge.

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Just now, Mole said:

That golden Trump has to be satirical, right?

You think that mob of Deep South illiterate sister-fuckers understands what satire is?  They all think DJT was sent by Gawd himself.  They'll all pray to that statue and at least three of them will dry hump it.

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

No one in this “political party” gives a shit about private property rights. Maybe 50 years ago. Even then, who knows. Trump exposed the true identity of the party. Fascism. They want power. They want to do whatever the fuck they want, whenever they want. Rules for thee, not for me. The Republican Party combined is all the racism of Southern Democrats that abandoned that party after the Equal Rights acts was passed by LBJ, mixed in will all the crazy evangelicals that came over after Roe v Wade, mixed with all the “fiscal conservatives” that just want to make as much money as possible and don’t give a shit about anything else. That’s it. 

 

"Private property rights" was always just conservative code for "fuck blacks."

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38 minutes ago, Mole said:

That golden Trump has to be satirical, right?

Also, I mean.....there's a tweet bible verse for EVERYTHING....

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7 Then the Lord said to Moses, “Go down, because your people, whom you brought up out of Egypt, have become corrupt. 8 They have been quick to turn away from what I commanded them and have made themselves an idol cast in the shape of a calf. They have bowed down to it and sacrificed to it

Irony is dead.

Satire is dead.

Neidermeyer....DEAD.

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is that really the stage layout?  the Odal symbol?  Meaning Heritage or Estate (perfect for a lecture on private property rights)?  Also the symbol for the New Socialist Party of America (neo-Nazis)?  That's fucking amazing.  

I mean, I know big money conferences can demand some customized features from their venues, but is one of us gonna call the Hyatt Regency Orlando and ask, "So, uh...what...you guys just had the 'Odal SS' stage setup option on the list with square, rectangular, theater-in-the-round, trapezoid?  That's just like a thing you have ready to go with no questions asked?  Mmmmkay."  

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2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

is that really the stage layout?  the Odal symbol?  Meaning Heritage or Estate (perfect for a lecture on private property rights)?  Also the symbol for the New Socialist Party of America (neo-Nazis)?  That's fucking amazing.  

I mean, I know big money conferences can demand some customized features from their venues, but is one of us gonna call the Hyatt Regency Orlando and ask, "So, uh...what...you guys just had the 'Odal SS' stage setup option on the list with square, rectangular, theater-in-the-round, trapezoid?  That's just like a thing you have ready to go with no questions asked?  Mmmmkay."  

Nah man, someone designed that shit. On purpose. No way that was a kit of parts stage. 

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That's what I mean, it's just built from standard parts of a stage kit.  A hotel that size has basically a semi-truck size room full of lego pieces that you construct the stage of your choosing.  9 times outta 10, the conference organizers pick from one of a handful of standard layouts.  We all know that.  Every once in awhile you get some high maintenance crew like a toddler beauty pageant or dog show or Florida Genetic Mutation Symposium where they request something weird, but you can still build it from the modular set.  I'm just wondering if CPAC said "Give us the SS modular package" or if they just said, "surprise us" and this is what 8 guys in maintenance/event planning came up with.  

Obviously at some point, I'm getting drunk this weekend and calling the Hyatt Regency in Orlando and asking to see their RFP deck for a large conference and stage layout options.  But I'd really rather a journalist do it first because once I do it, they're gonna get wise to what happened on their watch...and a proper journalist might get the answers they need-instead getting referred to some general counsel a thousand miles away.  But I'm really tempted to call.

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2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

It’s amazing how they’re completely neutered by the mere fact that Biden is a white male.   They can’t think of a way to criticize him, and they can’t even work themselves up into being angry at him or anything he’s done (other than beating Trump in the election).    It’s actually quite revealing, because it’s not like Biden has come out of the gates agreeing with GOP agenda.   It’s just that they can’t even fathom an agenda anymore except for worshipping Trump and hating people who aren’t white Christian nationalists.

They aren't even whipping up folks about Kamala, or that Biden is pretty fucking old.

Or that Biden is a Catholic.

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21 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

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Yes, but see CPAC inverted it.  I assure you in the strongest terms possible, when the Pritzker family learns about this, they're gonna shit gold bricks (they got that kinda cash).  Unlike most hotel brands, the also run their own flags at Hyatt (and all the other brands under it).  First of all, it's fucking amazing they're hosting CPAC but the local management team probably needs the business.  But when they see this symbol on the stage, gonna make for some awkward conversations.  I guess the excuse will be in the above description, it's inverted from the stage layout so maybe they can hide behind that fact until Maverick announces, "We were inverted."  

Also...i looked at the hyatt RFP's for events over dinner, this is not one of the offered stage layouts.  And if you zoom out, above the stage in big letters, 

"America Uncanceled"    WTF?  Nevermind the shitty syntax, "uncancelled" is a word in the same way "irregardless" and "misunderestimate" are words.  If enough stupid people say them over and over again, I guess they end up in the lexicon but they're not fucking words!  I should know.  I know words.  I have the best words.  

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Interrupting this new-Nazi discussion to do some arts advocacy. Arnold Schoenberg (whose music was labeled “degenerate” by the OG Nazis)  wrote an opera entitled Moses und Aron on the Bible story. There are quite a few complete performances of it available on YouTube.

One of these performances has a pretty explicit Golden Calf scene. This scene could be easily found with hours of study of the work and watching a few performances. And thus concludes your arts advocacy. Happy hunting!

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Witchiepoo was less cartoonish. 

 

NSIAP... Interesting.  Ironside also getting called out for a previous tweet about calling Dems coward for their Proxy votes lo and behold guess who's using a proxy vote for the Covid bill due to "health concerns" while actually being down at the Mouse House for CPAC?  

 

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