The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult

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4 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

22 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

Shit I'm ready to enlist

That Klondike Choco Taco should be called 'Beetus in a Box.

Edited May 16, 2021 by atomheartbevo

[Born to Run 6601]

I do not understand why Chris Wallace continues to accept employment from Fox News, and I don’t understand why Fox News continues to want him in their employ. 

Guessing he has some integrity and honesty left, maybe even a soul.
And he knows a lot of damning shit that would carry a lot of weight coming from a career "newsman"

[Born to Run 6601]

When did Ricky Schroder become a 75 year-old man?

Lil Newt is all grown up.

[Sawbonz 28220]

2 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

When did Ricky Schroder become a 75 year-old man?

Lil Newt is all grown up.

Hell Bitch kilt him. I guess she knew best

[Born to Run 6601]

Outer Goiter would be a good name for a punk band or the name of a town in Arkansas i.e.  "A man in Outer Goiter, Arkansas went on a rampage "...

 

I think I fly fished there once.

[Born to Run 6601]

That Klondike Choco Taco should be called 'Beetus in a Box.

Proper Instructions burn calories

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Before and after bewbs job

Goddamnit. Better before. That just makes me sad. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. When you’re in your 40’s and they’re getting saggy, fine. Go ahead. But perfectly hot young women getting unnecessary breast augmentation will always bother me. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Goddamnit. Better before. That just makes me sad. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. When you’re in your 40’s and they’re getting saggy, fine. Go ahead. But perfectly hot young women getting unnecessary breast augmentation will always bother me. 

 

 

[staboner 5084]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I really hate fake boobs.

 

me too man, me too

[Gil Bang 26239]

 

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So Scott Baio doesn't understand what a publicly-traded company is, or the difference between private and government-run?

The guy who thought it was okay to bang an underage Nicole Eggert?

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So Scott Baio doesn't understand what a publicly-traded company is, or the difference between private and government-run?

The guy who thought it was okay to bang an underage Nicole Eggert?

Scott’s cousin Jimmy was a better actor and killed on SOAP. 

[Pato del Muerto 53495]

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The guy who thought it was okay to bang an underage Nicole Eggert?

I mean...

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I mean...

I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup but I’m not really in a position to judge on that front. I’ve seen some Traci Lords movies. I’ve dated twenty-somethings who were less developed than that. It can be complicated. 

[Guest Lobo]

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So Scott Baio doesn't understand what a publicly-traded company is, or the difference between private and government-run?

The guy who thought it was okay to bang an underage Nicole Eggert?

Yeah, this whole "Corporate Cancel Culture" by Trumpers.  A "public" company just means the general public can buy shares in the company.  The "public" doesn't run the company.  There are a handful of publicly run corporations in this country like Freddie, Fannie, Amtrak, Public Broadcasting Corp., et. al.  Those are truly "Public Companies" that do a bunch of necessary shit that Scott Baio would probably hate to know about.  

Having said that, did not realize Nicole Eggert was only 15 when "Charles in Charge" aired.  Or that she looks a lot like fellow actress, Kayla Kayden.  

[Underdog 29185]

Shouldn't Chachi get back to stocking the shelves at Hobby Lobby/Michaels or wherever the fuck he works? 

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9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, this whole "Corporate Cancel Culture" by Trumpers.  A "public" company just means the general public can buy shares in the company.  The "public" doesn't run the company. 

Wait, are you saying my emails to Tim Cook about what size screens the iPhones should use are being ignored?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, I DEMAND EVERYBODY CANCEL APPLE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

[Pato del Muerto 53495]

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, are you saying my emails to Tim Cook about what size screens the iPhones should use are being ignored?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, I DEMAND EVERYBODY CANCEL APPLE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

Don’t forget to go to an Apple store and tell the assistant manager there that you have insisted on social media that everyone cancel their Apple account. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19587]

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t forget to go to an Apple store and tell the assistant manager there that you have insisted on social media that everyone cancel their Apple account. 

And that you own 2 shares of Apple stock, so he works for you!! 

[Pescado_Rojo 19587]

15 hours ago, Lobo said:

 

Having said that, did not realize Nicole Eggert was only 15 when "Charles in Charge" aired.  Or that she looks a lot like fellow actress, Kayla Kayden.  

[HenryJames 67352]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53495]

Which is the default if they refuse to choose?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which is the default if they refuse to choose?

A dinner date with Lindsey Graham.

[Guest Lobo]

Gotta respect the Governor South Carolina, still giving death row inmates the right to be free to choose firearms to be a part of their life...however shortlived.

[Hornius Emeritus 12803]

What if you refuse to choose? What are they going to do ... kill you?

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

44 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A dinner date with Lindsey Graham.

I had the roast beef.

[Francisco 2.0 32589]

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What if you refuse to choose? What are they going to do ... kill you?

 

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What if you refuse to choose? What are they going to do ... kill you?

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

20 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

 

Seriously? He never worked “itty bitty titty committee” into the lyrics? How do you miss that?

And it sounds like kind of a poor ripoff of Grandma’s Feather Bed. Any musicians want to weigh in on this? I lack the expertise to say for sure but they sound kind of similar to me. Maybe it’s another song but I feel like I’ve heard it before. Maybe something by Ray Stevens?

Nothing wrong with the sentiment, though. Don’t get me wrong. 

Edited May 17, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

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57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I had the roast beef.

More like the roast beef curtains 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

God damn, the death penalty is so heinous.

[Red Five 41738]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God damn, the death penalty is so heinous.

I personally don't think we should be killing people. But hey, I'm not religious. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I mean, that's kinda metal

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Personally, if the criminal justice system weren't so racist on even jaywalking charges, I'd have less problem with a jury deciding whether their fellow citizen lived or died. But, ah... I can't be sure someone even ought to be pulled over anymore, let alone whether they ought to get the chair.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Personally, if the criminal justice system weren't so racist on even jaywalking charges, I'd have less problem with a jury deciding whether their fellow citizen lived or died. But, ah... I can't be sure someone even ought to be pulled over anymore, let alone whether they ought to get the chair.

not sure if serious, but the police do still serve a function and are necessary, but the breadth of what they are asked to serve and protect needs to be narrowed drastically.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

22 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not sure if serious, but the police do still serve a function and are necessary, but the breadth of what they are asked to serve and protect needs to be narrowed drastically.

Oh, totally serious. The margin for error is obviously greater on the lesser charges, but I'm not confident in anything they do. Obviously, they have to keep doing it. But I don't feel comfortable in letting them do anything that can't be undone, like, say, the death penalty.

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[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

that'll learn 'em

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He and his supporters/voters will just ignore this shit.  They moved past facts and truth years ago.  

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He and his supporters/voters will just ignore this shit.  They moved past facts and truth years ago.  

 

perhaps you don't know about hillary's emails ??

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Commander Cotton is going to end the free press when he has the chance. Same day all alt right Twitter feeds were complaining about Prince Harry and the first amendment, this gets the thumbs up. 
 

 

 

['stache 22133]

Literally too stupid to live. Yeah, lulz, Oklahoma sucks, but you know goddamned well millions of people all over the country believe this shit, especially in Texas. I expect Cruz and Hot Wheels will be saying this shortly too.

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20914]

Well, fuck ... there's many things I can abide, like 600,000 dead, 20 years of stupidity in Afghanistan, an invasion of the U.S. Capitol. etc... but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, get's between me and my zesty buffalo or Sriracha Sauce!

 

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10 hours ago, 'stache said:

Literally too stupid to live. Yeah, lulz, Oklahoma sucks, but you know goddamned well millions of people all over the country believe this shit, especially in Texas. I expect Cruz and Hot Wheels will be saying this shortly too.

 

Shortly? Try 6 days ago

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

That’s how I react when I see “tourists” at my work too.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

pretty impressive that they have managed to gaslight themselves.

[Brisketexan 106891]

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pretty impressive that they have managed to gaslight themselves.

Cuz they're so darn stupid!

['stache 22133]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Shortly? Try 6 days ago

 

JFC. At least Stitt is just a banker turned governor of a small dumbass state. Cruz is a U.S. Senator from the second largest state in the union, almost was nominated for president, and then was almost appointed to the U.S. Supreme Court. I just can't anymore.

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But Snacks thinks Cruz's Twitter game is strong!

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On 5/16/2021 at 11:17 AM, atomheartbevo said:

When did Ricky Schroder become a 75 year-old man?

Yeah Ricky is just a couple years older than me.  I remember as a kid watching Silver Spoons and there was a scene where he took off his shirt and 14 year old me found religion.  Then he became a reprehensible piece of shit and aged well past his actual years.  Current me is a hard hard pass.